Why don't we have a Vice President?

Mr. WeakHeart is biding his time quietly profiteering from the war that he talked Mr. WeakBrain into.

From the link that ratatoskK provided:

As you were saying, Spavined Gelding*…

*By the way, is that bog spavin or bone spavin?

Then how do we explain putting the person who attracts mockery at his intelligence at the HEAD of the ticket? :d&r:

“Am I president yet?”
“No!”
“Am I president yet?”
“No!”
"Am I president yet?
“KNOCK IT OFF!”

Brandus, I’ve been wondering the same thing myself. I was under the impression he was being kept under wraps until the administration straightens out what its current message is.

Yea, well at least he never asked a grand jury to define the word “is” for him.

Seriously though the VP job has usually been (AFAIK) one of either:

  • useless funerals and meetings that the president doesn’t want to deal with (Gore, Quayle)

  • behinds the doors negotiations with Congress and others (Cheney, LBJ)

  • grooming for the top spot (Bush I, Powell in 2006 when DC has another cadiac “episode”)
    But I will give this DQ, when he tried to run in 96 folks asked him why, given the trauma of being VP, he’d run for the top job:

“No kid grows up dreaming of be * Vice * President of the United States”