# Why Don't You Fucking Pay Me Back!?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-dont-you-fucking-pay-me-back/199856>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 6, 2003, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-dont-you-fucking-pay-me-back/199856 "2003-09-06T01:23:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![StanDup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@StanDup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StanDup)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-dont-you-fucking-pay-me-back/199856/21 "2003-09-06T03:47:34Z")

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Well, I hope you’ll be the threadkiller…

Oh. Wait.

😃

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**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-dont-you-fucking-pay-me-back/199856/22 "2003-09-06T03:50:24Z")

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Oh, no you don’t! 😉

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**Author:** ![Wikkit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@Wikkit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wikkit)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-dont-you-fucking-pay-me-back/199856/23 "2003-09-06T03:56:23Z")

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Woo, I won!

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**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-dont-you-fucking-pay-me-back/199856/24 "2003-09-06T03:59:12Z")

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Did NOT…

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**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-dont-you-fucking-pay-me-back/199856/25 "2003-09-06T04:02:01Z")

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Listen **Topaz** , I’m a little short this month - could you loan me $50?

😃

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**Author:** ![county](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ce7236/32.png) [@county](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/county)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-dont-you-fucking-pay-me-back/199856/26 "2003-09-06T04:03:49Z")

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Well, when I worked on the river (Mississippi) I worked witha guy who always said (about loaning money) it was worth $50 to find out if somebody was a son-of-a-bitch.

Of course I also worked with a guy named Cham who shoved a co-worker up against the bulkhead with his forearm against the guy’s throat and a knife to his rib cage and demanded repayment.  
(which was, in fact, remitted promptly)

Different approaches but neither has posted here about loans so maybe they were both on to something…

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**Author:** ![county](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ce7236/32.png) [@county](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/county)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-dont-you-fucking-pay-me-back/199856/27 "2003-09-06T04:03:49Z")

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Well, when I worked on the river (Mississippi) I worked witha guy who always said (about loaning money) it was worth $50 to find out if somebody was a son-of-a-bitch.

Of course I also worked with a guy named Cham who shoved a co-worker up against the bulkhead with his forearm against the guy’s throat and a knife to his rib cage and demanded repayment.  
(which was, in fact, remitted promptly)

Different approaches but neither has posted here about loans so maybe they were both on to something…

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**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-dont-you-fucking-pay-me-back/199856/28 "2003-09-06T05:12:27Z")

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Wow. The evils of not previewing. Let this be a lesson, y’all.

**Scotticher** , my “ain’t no perhaps” (and the rest of that post) was in response to **Topaz** ’s “Perhaps you’re right” two posts above yours. Your post wa’n’t there when I hit submit. Bizarre coincidence/simulpost, and quite unintended, I assure you.

And **Ryle Dup**? Please, do us both a favor and wait 'till I tell someone to shut up before you bitch about my telling people to shut up, yeah?

[sub]Everyone on cranky pills this week, or what?[/sub]

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**Author:** ![StanDup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@StanDup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StanDup)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-dont-you-fucking-pay-me-back/199856/29 "2003-09-06T05:50:57Z")

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No, I stopped taking them ever since they interacted with my Bitchqueenex meds…

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**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-dont-you-fucking-pay-me-back/199856/30 "2003-09-06T05:53:18Z")

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I’m not cranky, honey.

I’m fine.

I was just trying to calm things down, and mostly you seem to try your best to do this same thing. I appreciate it, and…

::huggles::

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