Why don't you read poetry?

I’m another one who can sometimes enjoy recited poems, but can’t read it at all (except for the previously mentioned Dr. Seuss). I try, but it just doesn’t work for me. Can’t even read song lyrics unless the song is playing.

Yeah, sorry about that. I was running out of time and linked the first page that had the poem.
All the talk about singing and song lyrics reminds me of story(There’s no point, I was just reminded of it by the discussion):
When my brother was in first grade, he had a poetry folder and he read us the new poems that the teacher had given him every Friday. After a while he got bored with reading them and sang the poems. He would make up his own tunes or mash the poem to fit others, but it’s effort that counts right?

I read poetry; I just don’t really talk about reading poetry.

See, if I do that, then there’s a decent chance that whoever hears it is going to go, “I write poetry. Wanna see?”

Um, no. I really don’t. If I did, I would’ve asked.

There seems to be this general attitude of “anyone with a pen can write poetry!” Which may be true, but there’s nothing that says that the poetry is good, or worth reading. And, as I tend to be rather blunt, me reading friends’ poetry is usually a bad idea.*

*[sub]One time, at lit mag, I said that whoever wrote a particular piece should be dragged into the street and shot. It was a sentence pretending to be a haiku. The person who wrote it was in the room. Yeah. Bad idea. [/sub]

I’d be upset too, but not because I was insulted. I just think that “… should be dragged into the street and shot.” is old. If you’re going to insult me, be original!

I love poetry - I even love studying poetry - but most contemporary works seem little more than jibberish to me. To me, the whole point of poetry is the form. Being able to express complex thoughts and feelings within a set of restrictions - and make it sound coherent and not convoluted - is what makes it so amazing. Consequently, I find it hard to appreciate free verse - it just seems like chopped-up prose to me, most of the time. I say “most of the time” because my favorite poem in the whole world is “The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock,” which has a fair amount of free verse. Eliot is the exception, though. (I know a lot of people find him boring… YMMV.)

Now here is a perfect example of why I can’t read poetry. I want to edit it! I am quite literally unable NOT to rewrite it in my head.

Oh, the last line is lovely, the sentiment is nice. But I am just too literal. What the hell is a “sunned mother-of-pearl”? If he’s talking about tan lines…

And in what language does that flow into the own-the-universe line?

Oooh, happy flowers from the mountains. Kittens anyone?

I am just too nasty and sarcastic and jaded to sink into this kind of writing, sorry. But again–very, very nice last line.

(You don’t want to see what I do with Emily Dickinson.)

Just wanted to say that this bears repeating. This is why I memorise poetry. Well, also because knowing a fifteen minute long poem sometimes makes train journeys and doctors’ offices more interesting.

What, in verse? I’m not familiar w/ anything that’d fit either. In prose, I would generally be talking about the latter, I suppose, but, respectfully, I’m not going to come up w/ anything because that’s a discussion in which I wish to become involved.

I rarely read poetry. High school English classes pretty much ruined it for me.

On a whim, I sent this off to a friend of mine who’s a published poet with hopes of teaching in the near future. His response:

Poetry is necessary for a healthy culture.
Good poetry is being written right now, as is the bad.
“Seek and Ye shall find”
Recommendations:
Adrienne Rich - The Diamond Cutters
Joel Brower- exactly what happened
Peter Spagnuolo- Head of the Hatra Apollo

The anti-intellect’shul backlasherry surprises me in this venue, particularly the lazyness. What happened to curiosity? Encouraging free expression?
Poets and poetry are everywhere, so you scrubs better watch out: The Pen is mightier than the sword! :stuck_out_tongue:

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=7046442#post7046442

I love it, and I teach it to high school kids.

How can anybody read a poem such as Sphincter by Allen Ginsberg and not smile?

What did your English classes do that ruined it for you?