# Why evilbeth is a total ho **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 19, 2000, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-evilbeth-is-a-total-ho/37514 "2000-10-19T09:03:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-evilbeth-is-a-total-ho/37514/61 "2000-10-25T06:04:25Z")
::sniff, sniff:: At least you _have_ a child to take to school!! Someday… Well, I guess it’s just me for a while…what should I do with a thread about me all to myself? Hmmm…I could list all my good points! Actually, I’d have to think about that for a while…I’ll be back later! ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-evilbeth-is-a-total-ho/37514/62 "2000-10-25T06:45:33Z")
evilbeth – “Can I just do other things to your privates?” Why, yes you can! It’s now a board game! Yes! You too can do things to Byzantine’s privates that you only dreamed of before! All you have to do is send 29.95 to Byzantine, PO Box 7867, Get a Clue, Utah. techchick68 – I hate to point a finger saying it’s your fault but hey, let’s just point now, shall we? Apparently no one wanted to point at MY privates and laugh so maybe they want to point at yours! Falcon – you ignorant slut! I just KNEW you’d show up if slaves were being bartered! You are such a sexual ho you make MY knees weak! Chef Troy – reputation? Reputation? And you, being a big old man slut can come in here and talk reputation?! Shessh! You are a bigger ho than evilbeth could even DREAM of being! 🙂 Flipping man ho-ho! Satan – she only charged so as not to offend Drain. I think that was nice of her. Hey, if you got it for free you wouldn’t have appreciated it much… we all know Drain just GIVES it away, the ho! tatertot – look, you, stop trying to make money off my bit, you, you, ho! Shessh! Some people! Falcon – go up, you ho! Shame on you! You are worse than I am! (Hey, call me, at 555-HOLE, 2.95 a minute, free for you!) Anthracite – yum, righteous rage! Oh, baby! Get mediaeval on my ass already! I’m just taunting you! Come on, babe, make me bow down! You know I want it! yojimbo – you are so close to a kind of glass I use in windows… so… can I use you? Coldfire – yeah, whatever, we ALL want to just bounce you until it hurts, right? Right?! It isn’t just me is it?! CanadianSue – oh, yes, I can certify that she’s a butt toucher! Certified? Um… sure! Yeah, I’ll certify her! She can touch my ass anytime! And evilbeth is STILL a ho! She is! I just can’t say why… but she IS! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-evilbeth-is-a-total-ho/37514/63 "2000-10-25T07:04:00Z")
I was wondering if Byz would show back up wondering what the hell happened to her thread! ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-evilbeth-is-a-total-ho/37514/64 "2000-10-25T07:27:38Z")
I was wondering if Byz would show up wondering what happened to her sanity 😉 ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-evilbeth-is-a-total-ho/37514/65 "2000-10-25T07:27:50Z")
But **Byzy** , I was only trying to be _like_ you! Plus, I owe you one for making fun of my feet way back in May…heh, bet you didn’t think I’d hold a grudge for that long, did ya? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-evilbeth-is-a-total-ho/37514/66 "2000-10-25T07:57:06Z")
evilbeth – Byz is back and yeah, she has this nasty habit of slipping away for weeks on end… sad really… it’s river life that gets her… but don’t ever let her use it as an excuse or anything! 🙂 TwistofFate – I never wonder what happened to my sanity… I know it’s slipped it’s gears long before I could ever get a hold on it… tatertot – I remember. Your feet. Your sick and twisted feet… how could I forget?! You, you, ho!!! YOU are ALL total HO bitches! That’s why I like you all so much! Hey, we all have to be honest about what we like; and I LIKE total ho bitches! I like my men strong and dominate but I like my women to be total ho bitches! That’s just the way it is! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-evilbeth-is-a-total-ho/37514/67 "2000-10-25T08:53:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Byzantine \* > \*\* > I like my men strong and dominate but I like my women to be total ho bitches! That’s just the way it is! > > 🙂 \*\* Can I be your woman? ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-evilbeth-is-a-total-ho/37514/68 "2000-10-25T08:54:49Z")
What a coincidence, I like my women able to lift me up and twirl me around their heads! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-evilbeth-is-a-total-ho/37514/69 "2000-10-25T09:06:39Z")
evilbeth – why, yes, yes you can! You total ho! You be mine, I be yours… and let the fun begin! tatertot – hmmm, what am I to do? Two hot babes who are into twirling… duh… okay! Both! Wait! I’m a one woman kind of woman… hmmm… what should I do? Quandary… help me folks! Who should be my twirling babe… ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-evilbeth-is-a-total-ho/37514/70 "2000-10-25T09:23:20Z")
I asked first. And it _is_ **my** thread… ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-evilbeth-is-a-total-ho/37514/71 "2000-10-25T09:25:30Z")
Hmmmm, **bethie** how 'bout a trade? I’ll give you **Twistybitch** if you let me have **Byz** …and I’ll even throw in a carton of Kindereggs! Please, pretty please? ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-evilbeth-is-a-total-ho/37514/72 "2000-10-25T09:45:31Z")
Dang! Now _ **that** _ is a hell of a choice! Hmm…I am madly in love with Byz and have been for a long time… However, Twisty is painfully cute (I hear) and all-around wonderful… Can you **guarantee** that I will get Twisty if I agree to this deal? Could I still have visitation with Byz? Can I still have lusty, naughty dreams about seducing her? Is an adorable Twisty _really_ worth giving up the sexy, amazing, ultra-coolness of Byz? Oooohh…I just don’t know!!! ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-evilbeth-is-a-total-ho/37514/73 "2000-10-25T10:49:20Z")
> [@](#): > > Can you guarantee that I will get Twisty if I agree to this deal? He doesn’t even change his socks without consulting me first, of course I can guarantee it! > [@](#): > > Could I still have visitation with Byz? Sure, I’m not the possesive type. > [@](#): > > Can I still have lusty, naughty dreams about seducing her? Be my guest, in fact, _I’ll_ even have lusty, naughty dreams about you seducing her! > [@](#): > > Is an adorable Twisty really worth giving up the sexy, amazing, ultra-coolness of Byz? Why yes, yes he is. Why else would I be willing to give him to you…you’re my friend and you deserve the best! Just think about it, okay? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-evilbeth-is-a-total-ho/37514/74 "2000-10-25T11:41:57Z")
Well, it appears that I just received my postcard from the DubDope with my pictures of Twisty. I must say that if there was ever a Doper who could make me contemplate giving up Byz, it would sure as hell be him! (Or maybe tater! How _you_ doin’? 😉 ) ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-evilbeth-is-a-total-ho/37514/75 "2000-10-25T11:48:47Z")
We could always all four of us move into a big happy house of luvvvv together… …ooops, did I say that in my outloud voice? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-evilbeth-is-a-total-ho/37514/76 "2000-10-25T11:54:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tatertot \* > \*\*We could always all four of us move into a big happy house of luvvvv together… > \*\* You really shouldn’t tease me like that! ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-evilbeth-is-a-total-ho/37514/77 "2000-10-25T12:09:10Z")
Teasing? Me? Never! ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-evilbeth-is-a-total-ho/37514/78 "2000-10-26T06:34:34Z")
Hey, hey, hey! No way this page is going to slip down past page two! Come on, people! I know not _everyone_ can be looking at the subject and thinking, “Who _is_ this evilbeth person?” ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-evilbeth-is-a-total-ho/37514/79 "2000-10-26T07:33:25Z")
Cheez Louise (as TinyTot would say) give a girl the chance to wake up and get going in the morning. And what a tough morning it has been! Whatever posessed me to drink a whole bottle of wine on a weeknight? And it’s raining. Today is going to be a long-ass day, that’s for sure. And how are you? ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-evilbeth-is-a-total-ho/37514/80 "2000-10-26T08:04:46Z")
tater, beth, byz… mmmmmmmmmm 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-evilbeth-is-a-total-ho/37514.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-evilbeth-is-a-total-ho/37514.md?page=5)