Why global warming can lick my balls.

Well, yeah. The South Pole. But not the North, that’s what I’m talking about. Per the OP, “…global warming will have melted the ice caps enough that a shiping route would be able to cut through the artic. That fucking sucks.” Clearly it is written so that a North Pole shipping lane is a problem.

How much will the ocean levels rise just from the water expanding as it warms?

Global Warming does have a bad rap. But consider this: Is all life perishing REALLY all that terrible? Meditate on it a while and I think you’ll see what’s right.

Contact your local S.C.O.U.R.G.E. recruiter and ask how you can help!

You know, Karp, if you have a dog, you can just spread some peanut butter on your nuts…

I say we chop 'em off, and send one to each of the Barsoomian moons! You with me?

Also, I believe it is helped along by the volume of water expanding because it is warmer, not so muich because the ice has melted.

Won’t somebody think of the polar bears’ balls?

And what about the children!? Won’t somebody think of the children!?

I’ll be right back. I’m gonna see if I can make a snow angel with my ball sac.

Aaawwwww! Karp2381’s lonely!