# Why Grant's Tomb?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-grants-tomb/602464>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 10, 2011, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-grants-tomb/602464 "2011-11-10T02:42:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2011, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-grants-tomb/602464/1 "2011-11-10T02:42:31Z")

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[Why](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=630899) is this tomb called Grant’s tomb anyway? Was it some sort of a land grant or something like that?

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**Author:** ![smiling\_bandit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@smiling\_bandit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smiling_bandit)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2011, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-grants-tomb/602464/2 "2011-11-10T02:45:34Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> [Why](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=630899) is this tomb called Grant’s tomb anyway? Was it some sort of a land grant or something like that?

… Is this a joke? Am I seriously being whooshed? Or could you not take ten seconds to look online? I double-checked, and indeed the very first links tell you the answer in the short description.

Sigh. It has the bodies of President Grant and his wife.

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**Author:** ![KarlGauss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karlgauss/32/3713_2.png) [@KarlGauss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGauss)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2011, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-grants-tomb/602464/3 "2011-11-10T02:47:28Z")

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> [@smiling\_bandit](#):
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> Am I seriously being whooshed?

No, you’re being jinxed!

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Mondegreen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/91b2a8/32.png) [@Lord\_Mondegreen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Mondegreen)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2011, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-grants-tomb/602464/4 "2011-11-10T02:51:13Z")

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Whoops. Didn’t see that the OP had already posted the link.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2011, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-grants-tomb/602464/5 "2011-11-10T02:52:14Z")

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> [@smiling\_bandit](#):
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> … Is this a joke? Am I seriously being whooshed? Or could you not take ten seconds to look online? I double-checked, and indeed the very first links tell you the answer in the short description.
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> Sigh. It has the bodies of President Grant and his wife.

Did you click the link in the OP?

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2011, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-grants-tomb/602464/6 "2011-11-10T02:52:38Z")

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> [@KarlGauss](#):
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> No, you’re being jinxed!

Which is much worse!

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2011, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-grants-tomb/602464/7 "2011-11-10T02:56:41Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> [Why](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=630899) is this tomb called Grant’s tomb anyway? Was it some sort of a land grant or something like that?

The most important question is: who’s buried in it?

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**Author:** ![smiling\_bandit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@smiling\_bandit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smiling_bandit)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2011, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-grants-tomb/602464/8 "2011-11-10T03:01:05Z")

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> [@Joey\_P](#):
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> Did you click the link in the OP?

I did, but I saw it as a serious question with a silly joke alongside.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2011, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-grants-tomb/602464/9 "2011-11-10T03:04:47Z")

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> [@Frank](#):
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> The most important question is: who’s buried in it?

Probably some guy name Rushmore.

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**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2011, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-grants-tomb/602464/10 "2011-11-10T03:13:45Z")

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Technically, it should be called Grants’ Tomb, as it contains both Grant and Mrs. Grant.

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**Author:** ![Doctor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Doctor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2011, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-grants-tomb/602464/11 "2011-11-10T03:14:23Z")

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> [@Frank](#):
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> The most important question is: who’s buried in it?

The Unknown Soldier?

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2011, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-grants-tomb/602464/12 "2011-11-10T03:36:48Z")

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> [@BrotherCadfael](#):
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> Technically, it should be called Grants’ Tomb, as it contains both Grant and Mrs. Grant.

[Or Paterno.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=630892)

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2011, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-grants-tomb/602464/13 "2011-11-10T03:47:04Z")

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Didn’t he invent the Sloppy Joe?

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**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2011, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-grants-tomb/602464/14 "2011-11-10T04:42:35Z")

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Idiots. It’s _ **Count Rushmore** _!  
Joe

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2011, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-grants-tomb/602464/15 "2011-11-10T04:43:59Z")

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The Who isn’t buried _anywhere_, they’re not even dead yet!

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2011, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-grants-tomb/602464/16 "2011-11-10T04:45:40Z")

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> [@Frank](#):
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> The most important question is: who’s buried in it?

Shouldn’t that be “entombed in it”?

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2011, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-grants-tomb/602464/17 "2011-11-10T05:35:09Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> The Who isn’t buried _anywhere_, they’re not even dead yet!

Keith Moon is. (Deader than the toilets he used to blow up)

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Mondegreen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/91b2a8/32.png) [@Lord\_Mondegreen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Mondegreen)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2011, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-grants-tomb/602464/18 "2011-11-10T05:40:50Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> Keith Moon is. (Deader than the toilets he used to blow up)

So is John Entwistle. So that have of 'em.

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Mondegreen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/91b2a8/32.png) [@Lord\_Mondegreen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Mondegreen)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2011, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-grants-tomb/602464/19 "2011-11-10T05:46:49Z")

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That should be “that’s half of 'em,” not “that have of 'em.”

Two mistakes in one sentence. Grrr.

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**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2011, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-grants-tomb/602464/20 "2011-11-10T06:27:40Z")

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> [@smiling\_bandit](#):
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> Sigh. It has the bodies of President Grant and his wife.

Cite? I’ll need a disinterment order and old dental records, please.

And while we’re on the subject, is Khufu really buried in [this famous tomb](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Pyramid_of_Giza) ?

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