# Why has there never been a major dark "Dungeon Crawl" type movie?

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**Created:** [September 11, 2017, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-has-there-never-been-a-major-dark-dungeon-crawl-type-movie/796106 "2017-09-11T23:25:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
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> [@Alessan](#):
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> Why stick the whole movie underground?

It’s cheap. If I was making an indie movie, my first instinct would be to set it in one or two locations.

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> [@Ethilrist](#):
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> Conan the Barbarian  
> Conan the Other Movie  
> Willow  
> The Hobbit

Legend  
Dragonslayer  
The Dark Crystal  
Labyrinth

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I’ve never played Dungeons and Dragons, but I believe that–despite the name–they don’t have to spend all (or even any) of their time in a dungeon.

(Having said that, we really need a movie that combines a dungeon adventure with [a cooking show](https://terrenceswiff.wordpress.com/2016/04/27/dungeon-meshi/).)

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
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> [@GuanoLad](#):
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> It’s cheap. If I was making an indie movie, my first instinct would be to set it in one or two locations.

I think all the Conan clones in the 1980s killed the low-budget high-fantasy market. Nobody wants another _Deathstalker_.

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**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2017, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-has-there-never-been-a-major-dark-dungeon-crawl-type-movie/796106/25 "2017-09-12T10:15:34Z")

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> [@Reddy\_Mercury](#):
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> Just take the rudimentary plot of a diverse group of warriors **[the Fellowship]** who, by chance or circumstance, who meet up and decide to go on a quest \*\*[destroy the One Ring], \*\*which involves either a literal dungeon or some subterranean area **[Mines of Moria]** like such, to fetch some object **[The Ring, although that wasn’t why they were in the mine]** (which could have world-changing qualities); have the villain basically be a Mage or some sort of powerful evil villain \*\*[Sauron]; \*\*in the meantime, have fight scenes with zombies, orcs, etc **[orcs, goblins, balrog].**
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> Basically, why has no one ever really attempted to make a D&D adventure into a movie?

Is that not literally the plot of Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring?

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> [@msmith537](#):
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> Is that not literally the plot of Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring?

Yes, I was going to say that LotR, especially the part through the Mines of Moria, is quite D&D-esque. There’s a perception/lore check to get into a large enclosed space, the group wonders which way it should go, they find an ancient tomb with plot-relevant knowledge, a failed dexterity alerts orcs, superspecialmagical armor saves the hero against a critical hit and the fight ends with the defeat of the cave troll boss.

It would be difficult for the LotR movies not to be reminiscent of D&D because D&D is largely based on the LotR books.

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> [@Reddy\_Mercury](#):
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> Basically, why has no one ever really attempted to make a D&D adventure into a movie?

Because it would be boring? Or possibly the other way round; if it was any good it wouldn’t be possible to tell that it was based on a D&D adventure.

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**Post date:** [September 12, 2017, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-has-there-never-been-a-major-dark-dungeon-crawl-type-movie/796106/28 "2017-09-12T14:28:36Z")

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> [@Reddy\_Mercury](#):
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> Just take the rudimentary plot of a diverse group of warriors who, by chance or circumstance, who meet up and decide to go on a quest, which involves either a literal dungeon or some subterranean area like such, to fetch some object (which could have world-changing qualities); have the villain basically be a Mage or some sort of powerful evil villain; in the meantime, have fight scenes with zombies, orcs, etc.
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> Basically, why has no one ever really attempted to make a D&D adventure into a movie?

The Sindad movies or Clash of the Titans ( 1980s ) had some of this. You could also watch the excellent Lord of the Rings movies.

In the 1990’s there was a game called Death Trap Dungeon. It could make for an awesome movie.

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**Post date:** [September 12, 2017, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-has-there-never-been-a-major-dark-dungeon-crawl-type-movie/796106/29 "2017-09-12T15:46:18Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> Possibly because the _Dungeons & Dragons_ movie (2000), was a critical and financial flop.
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> Wikipedia article: [Dungeons & Dragons (2000 film) - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dungeons_%26_Dragons_%28film%29#Reception)

But its SyFy Channel “sequel”, _[Dungeons & Dragons: Wrath of the Dragon God](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dungeons_%26_Dragons:_Wrath_of_the_Dragon_God)_, is actually pretty entertaining if you are/were into playing D&D. Although low-budget, it does a better job at staying true to the game and almost feels like you are watching a movie version of a D&D session.

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_The 13th Warrior_ had a dungeon - well, cave - crawl section.

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> [@JKilez](#):
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> But its SyFy Channel “sequel”, _[Dungeons & Dragons: Wrath of the Dragon God](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dungeons_%26_Dragons:_Wrath_of_the_Dragon_God)_, is actually pretty entertaining if you are/were into playing D&D. Although low-budget, it does a better job at staying true to the game and almost feels like you are watching a movie version of a D&D session.

Thanks for the head’s up! I’ll keep an eye open for it.

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> [@naita](#):
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> Because it would be boring? Or possibly the other way round; if it was any good it wouldn’t be possible to tell that it was based on a D&D adventure.

What if you had a movie where a half hour was Ebonysilver the Paladin and Ghandallf the Wizard debating whether or not a _Minor Illusion_ of a mirror casts a reflection?

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> [@Jophiel](#):
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> What if you had a movie where a half hour was Ebonysilver the Paladin and Ghandallf the Wizard debating whether or not a _Minor Illusion_ of a mirror casts a reflection?

Followed by them refusing to speak with each other due to a heated disagreement on grappling rules!

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…As an aside, have we ever had that debate here? Because I’ve wondered about it many a time. Because the rules try to be clear about what certain kinds of illusions can and cannot do… but a mirror seems to be in the “can” category, and if that’s allowed, then you can use it to make illusions of things in the “cannot” category.

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An illusiory image doen’t cast a reflection - it creates an illusion of a reflection.

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The now banned OP didn’t ask the right question but I’m pretty sure I know exactly what he/she meant. A properly made D&D movie with [Drizzt Do’ Urden](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drizzt_Do'Urden) would be awesome.

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> [@Ranchoth](#):
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> An even better fit, although not a movie, would be [Record of Lodoss War](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Record_of_Lodoss_War). Which was, in fact, _literally_ born as an adaptation of a transcript of an RPG campaign.

Wow! I came here specifically to mention _Lodoss War_. Glad you beat me to it!

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> (Having said that, we really need a movie that combines a dungeon adventure with [a cooking show](https://terrenceswiff.wordpress.com/2016/04/27/dungeon-meshi/).)

Rejoice, that manga is now available in English under the title [Delicious in Dungeon](https://www.amazon.com/Delicious-Dungeon-Vol-Ryoko-Kui/dp/0316471852/) (print or ebook), and it is very entertainingly weird. It plays the “cooking dungeon monsters” premise extremely seriously (have you ever wondered how to prepare a living armor? Wonder no more!).

And it should totally get an anime. 🙂

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> [@Jophiel](#):
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> What if you had a movie where a half hour was Ebonysilver the Paladin and Ghandallf the Wizard debating whether or not a _Minor Illusion_ of a mirror casts a reflection?

There are plenty of streamed or podcast RPG sessions with decent followings, but I think turning them into movies might be a foolish gamble nevertheless. 😃

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> [@JKilez](#):
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> But its SyFy Channel “sequel”, _[Dungeons & Dragons: Wrath of the Dragon God](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dungeons_%26_Dragons:_Wrath_of_the_Dragon_God)_, is actually pretty entertaining if you are/were into playing D&D. Although low-budget, it does a better job at staying true to the game and almost feels like you are watching a movie version of a D&D session.

Ha! I was going to post that I was once channel surfing and I remember seeing on the Syfy channel a D&D movie that actually adhered to the rules of D&D pretty well but had no idea of the title or how long ago it was. This must have been it.

There was also a direct to video animated adaptation of Dragonlance’s first novel that would fit the requirements of the OP.

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