# Why hasn't homan rolled into Springfield, Oh?

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**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [February 19, 2025, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hasnt-homan-rolled-into-springfield-oh/1014520 "2025-02-19T18:27:03Z")\
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**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2025, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hasnt-homan-rolled-into-springfield-oh/1014520/1 "2025-02-19T18:27:03Z")

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trump and Jd were adamant about the illegal status of the Haitians, so why doesn’t homan become a hero and swoop in there and round them all up? A really easy way to make his quota for a while.  
God, I hate this timeline.

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2025, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hasnt-homan-rolled-into-springfield-oh/1014520/2 "2025-02-20T01:35:52Z")

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Well, I don’t know the answer, but I think it’s a real good question. I’d like to run around and ask certain people.

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**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUBv.2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanubv.2/32/3260_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUBv.2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUBv.2)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2025, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hasnt-homan-rolled-into-springfield-oh/1014520/3 "2025-02-20T02:41:40Z")

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Because it’s majority Republican?

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2025, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hasnt-homan-rolled-into-springfield-oh/1014520/4 "2025-02-20T11:36:55Z")

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So they should be the first to welcome him in there!

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**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2025, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hasnt-homan-rolled-into-springfield-oh/1014520/5 "2025-02-20T14:39:49Z")

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Wasn’t it Denver that had vast apartment complexes in the hands of the cartels? How did that story sink under the waves?

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**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2025, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hasnt-homan-rolled-into-springfield-oh/1014520/6 "2025-02-20T14:48:42Z")

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It hasn’t, really – at least, not locally/regionally:

> **[Edge at Lowry residents move out of closed Colorado apartments, and some are...](https://www.cbsnews.com/colorado/news/edge-at-lowry-residents-move-out-colorado-apartments-aurora-closed/)**
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> The Edge at Lowry apartment complex at 12th Avenue and Dallas Street in Aurora has closed, and a total of 85 residents across 23 apartment units have received a total of $94,375 in direct assistance.

More ‘gangs’ than ‘cartels,’ incidentally … for whatever that’s worth.

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**Author:** ![deltogre](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/deltogre/32/5041_2.png) [@deltogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deltogre)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2025, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hasnt-homan-rolled-into-springfield-oh/1014520/7 "2025-02-20T20:33:34Z")

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I just drove through Springfield. All’s quiet on the Western Clark County front.

They didn’t roll in there, because there is no _there_ there. There never was. And I know you knew that, and I am not being snarky. I am just really fucking sick of this story, how it has poisoned my white neighbors, and how it has ACTUALLY put my Haitian brothers and sisters in REAL danger from those same kool-aid-drinking morons.

My prediction is that they will go to the trouble of removing their temporary protected status, thus providing a veneer of legitimacy to their evil actions. I, and others like me, will try to stop them.

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**Author:** ![Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kolak_of_twilo/32/73_2.png) [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolak_of_Twilo)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2025, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hasnt-homan-rolled-into-springfield-oh/1014520/8 "2025-02-21T03:01:35Z")

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It looks like Secretary of Homeland Security Noem has taken care of the Haitians in Springfield. And everywhere else.

> **[Trump Cuts Protections for Haitians, Putting Them on Track for Deportation](https://www.nytimes.com/2025/02/20/us/politics/haitians-temporary-protected-status.html?unlocked_article_code=1.yk4.llLt.A1tzbjFi-J9y&smid=url-share)**
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> The decision is the latest in President Trump’s sweeping crackdown on immigrants, including people whom the Biden administration had authorized to remain in the country.

Yes, it’s a gift link.

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**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2025, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hasnt-homan-rolled-into-springfield-oh/1014520/9 "2025-02-21T03:35:12Z")

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The level of misery created by these theatrics is off the charts. It really is unforgivable.

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**Author:** ![Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kolak_of_twilo/32/73_2.png) [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolak_of_Twilo)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2025, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hasnt-homan-rolled-into-springfield-oh/1014520/10 "2025-02-21T03:43:43Z")

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Misery is the intent. Particularly for those less than lily white.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2025, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hasnt-homan-rolled-into-springfield-oh/1014520/11 "2025-02-21T04:30:49Z")

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> [@Dung\_Beetle](#):
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> Well, I don’t know the answer, but I think it’s a real good question. I’d like to run around and ask certain people.

They’ll tell you that you’re not hearing about that crisis anymore. So obviously it must have been one of the things Trump fixed on Day One.
