# Why hasn't Jennifer called?!? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 3, 2000, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hasnt-jennifer-called/14454 "2000-03-03T03:22:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![GrammarNinja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7cd45c/32.png) [@GrammarNinja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrammarNinja)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hasnt-jennifer-called/14454/1 "2000-03-03T03:22:00Z")
So I was at this Web site, [http://www.emode.com/,](http://www.emode.com/,) and I took the Celebrite Matchmaker for Men test. Score! I got Jennifer Lopez! šŸ†’ I immediately cleared my calendar through summer (scratched through BOTH dates, I did!). But she hasnā€™t called, she hasnā€™t written, she hasnā€™t done anything! Anybody else try this? Anybody have any luck with their match? * * * ā€œNow you pissed me off. You and I? Weā€™re NEVER gonna be friends.ā€ ---
**Author:** ![GrammarNinja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7cd45c/32.png) [@GrammarNinja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrammarNinja)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hasnt-jennifer-called/14454/2 "2000-03-03T03:23:00Z")
Sorry, try this site: [http://www.emode.com/](http://www.emode.com/) ---
**Author:** ![Studi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Studi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Studi)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hasnt-jennifer-called/14454/3 "2000-03-03T03:24:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Why hasnā€™t Jennifer called?! Probably the same reason why this thread isnā€™t going to last very long. Studi * * * When I grow up, I want to be the Minister of Silly Walks. ---
**Author:** ![Breckinshire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/71c47a/32.png) [@Breckinshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Breckinshire)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hasnt-jennifer-called/14454/4 "2000-03-03T05:13:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Studi: > \*\* Probably the same reason why this thread isnā€™t going to last very long. > \*\* Hmmā€¦ Are you **MOST LIKELY TO BE CONSUMED BY HIS OWN STOMACH ACIDS**? * * * _A hush fell over the courtroom, killing six._ ---
**Author:** ![Breckinshire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/71c47a/32.png) [@Breckinshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Breckinshire)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hasnt-jennifer-called/14454/5 "2000-03-03T05:18:00Z")
woo hoo! I got Jennifer Aniston. Maybe we can double. ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hasnt-jennifer-called/14454/6 "2000-03-03T05:25:00Z")
Ack! I got Ben Afflack ā€“ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! * * * We struck down evil with the mighty sword of ā€œteamworkā€ and the hammer of ā€œnot bickering.ā€ ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Masterson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/53a042/32.png) [@Michael\_Masterson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Masterson)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hasnt-jennifer-called/14454/7 "2000-03-03T06:29:00Z")
I got Heidi Klum. ---
**Author:** ![Cessandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cessandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cessandra)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hasnt-jennifer-called/14454/8 "2000-03-03T07:14:00Z")
Harrison Ford. Ok, I like older guys, but this is ridiculous. I wonder if Brendan Fraser was an option? Thatā€™s who Iā€™d choose. šŸ˜‰ * * * [Cessandra](http://envy.nu/cessandra/profile.html) I wouldā€™ve gotten away with it, too, if it werenā€™t for those meddling kids! ---
**Author:** ![Surgoshan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Surgoshan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surgoshan)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hasnt-jennifer-called/14454/9 "2000-03-03T07:34:00Z")
::drools over the thought of naked wimmens:: What? Heidi Klum? Fuckalicious. Jennifer ANniston? Iā€™d do her. That other chick? Yeah, Iā€™d do her too. ## Just so long as it holds still long enough and doesnā€™t bite too hardā€¦ I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail. ---
**Author:** ![Boris\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/fbc32d/32.png) [@Boris\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boris_B)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hasnt-jennifer-called/14454/10 "2000-03-03T07:53:00Z")
I got Art Linkletter. ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hasnt-jennifer-called/14454/11 "2000-03-03T08:33:00Z")
Jesus, I got _Britney Spears_!! I disgust myself! ---
**Author:** ![neutron\_star](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/51bf81/32.png) [@neutron\_star](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neutron_star)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hasnt-jennifer-called/14454/12 "2000-03-03T09:19:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Why hasnā€™t Jennifer called?! Sheā€™s too busy with her singing lessons. * * * I am the user formerly known as puffington. ---
**Author:** ![neutron\_star](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/51bf81/32.png) [@neutron\_star](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neutron_star)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hasnt-jennifer-called/14454/13 "2000-03-03T09:26:00Z")
**Martha STEWART???** Are my tastes really THAT bad??? Iā€™m going to go crawl under a rock and expire now. ---
**Author:** ![Lucretia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/13edae/32.png) [@Lucretia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucretia)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hasnt-jennifer-called/14454/14 "2000-03-03T14:03:00Z")
I got Harrison Ford, too, Cessandra, and if you donā€™t want him, Iā€™ll sure take him! Maybe I just have a thing for old guys, I still think Sean Connery is a stone fox. ---
**Author:** ![Gumby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@Gumby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gumby)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hasnt-jennifer-called/14454/15 "2000-03-03T14:12:00Z")
Oh God I got Danny De Vito, I donā€™t want to know what that says about my ideal man, but it isnā€™t good. ---
**Author:** ![Dirty\_Devil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Dirty\_Devil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dirty_Devil)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hasnt-jennifer-called/14454/16 "2000-03-04T06:19:00Z")
I got **Hillary Clinton**. Hmmm, I wonder what John John et al. thinks about that? ---
**Author:** ![KSO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@KSO](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KSO)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hasnt-jennifer-called/14454/17 "2000-03-04T06:22:00Z")
BRAD PITT! Oh, yeah, bring it onā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c67d28/32.png) [@G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G.B.H.Hornswoggler)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hasnt-jennifer-called/14454/18 "2000-03-04T06:52:00Z")
Hey, **Cameron Diaz!** Not who I thought Iā€™d end up with, but pretty darn cool nonetheless. * * * ā€¦but when you get blue, and youā€™ve lost all your dreams, thereā€™s nothing like a campfire and a can of beans! ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hasnt-jennifer-called/14454/19 "2000-03-04T03:20:00Z")
Naw, **Studi** , the test/quiz threads last for a while. Harrison Ford is _mine_. I have prior claim, having got him last time the MPSIMSers did that test. * * * Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99. _SD chat:_ **\** Katā€™s here! the board must be down! ---
**Author:** ![Rosebud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hasnt-jennifer-called/14454/20 "2000-03-04T03:40:00Z")
Oh dearā€¦ I got Harrison Ford too. I say we let the girl with the fewest posts have him. * * * Gamera is really neat, he is full of turtle meat, weā€™ve been eating Gam-er-aaaaā€¦ [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hasnt-jennifer-called/14454.md?page=2)