Why haven't humans ever evolved pointy elf-like ears?

Your bias as a sighted, legged creature is showing. :smiley:

There’s no reason to say “de-evolve”, it’s just evolution on a different path.

How do you know you killed the wrong dinosaur when you return in the time machine with your T-Rex head?

The iPhone in the No Time At all Inc. return room is a triangle.

Not to be all SDMB on you, but, uh, you got any evidence this is actually true? I mean, before we start arguing about why X improvement didn’t happen, maybe we should figure out if X really is an improvement.

How the hell do I know? I’m a doctor, dammit, not an anthropologist!

Does anyone know what Homo sapiens’ most recent ancestor was that had pointy ears?

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Which I’m not sure is a supporting datum or not, or for which species: 3-D echolocation by virtue of the distance between the ears (which the electronics processor must mimic) is of use to the pointy and non-pointy folk.

But, as Galileo didn’t say, all those critters got 'em. The scorecard Them: a million. Us: none. (Not to mention the second, heat transfer issue you mentioned.)

There a whole bunch of engineers on SD who know about antennas and acoustic engineering. Maybe they’ll show up.

It’s been done: “Your Portable Connection to Everything in Space and Time”

What a relief! The timeline isn’t screwed after all.

Although a notice pops up in Firefox telling me the video ID is invalid. The Time Corps should be informed!

Parrots, I might note, are on exception, in regard to external acoustic collection devices.

The Independent, 10/17/15: (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11935421/Whos-a-pretty-boy-then-Man-cuts-off-his-ears-to-look-like-a-parrot.html)

Who’s a pretty boy then? Man cuts off his ears to look like a parrot
Ted Richards, 56, has already had his face and eyeballs tattooed, next he wants a surgeon to turn his nose into a beak

With pictures of the disgusting looking guy–but note, he’s of mixed mind: he has pointy where-the-ears-were.

So take that, OP.

I wonder if the taxpayers’ medical service in England paid for that.

It’s the second most common genetic ear mutation in humans, actually. (First being lop-ears.)

Darwin actually wrote a lot about the evolution or human ears. Which you can find a bit about by using Google.

I have pointed ears. :slight_smile:

http://i.imgur.com/4fGLqX4.jpg

They’re not particularly “pointy, elf-like ears”. More pointy than “regular”, sure, but not much, and the baseline is very rounded.

How you doin’?

My ears are rounded. I can move my left ear up, about 1/8 inch, at will. - and back down too. However it’s actually just moving the left side of my face using a muscle attached around the ear. I can also independently move my left eyebrow 1/2 inch, Spock-like. And move my left lip upwards-and-outwards 1 inch (kindof sneer-like).

All of these are voluntary and what’s most amazing to me is that I have no idea how to talk to the right-side muscles. Those muscles are probably not there, but I can’t even imagine how to ‘think’ them to move.

My daughter has a right-ear elfish point.

Precisely. Evolution has no “purpose” in mind. It’s just the way things happen in nature. The more appropriate question is not “why didn’t we ever evolve pointy ears,” but “why didn’t the pointy-eared mutation survive?” There may have once been some pointy-eared humans. We’ll never know.

Some varieties, and some whole species, go extinct. In some cases we can figure out why, but most of the time we can’t. I’d like to say it’s a cosmic craps-shoot, but that would be quite unscientific.

I don’t remember parrots having that many horns…

Extremely well protected from the knees down; if she’s fighting gnomes she’ll be ok.

I did a google image search on “duck tales characters”, I can’t find a single “cat”, though females are in short supply.

However, how do you explain Boom-Boom Beagle?

How about Black Pete?