# why hypergirl is cool
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 30, 2000, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098 "2000-09-30T02:37:03Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2000, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098/1 "2000-09-30T02:37:03Z")
Because every time I read her posts, she makes me laugh or at least smile.
Because she seems sure of herself and is not afraid to say what is on her mind.
Because I have never met her but feel like she would be nice to everyone in person.
But most of all, because she said this:
“But there is nothing wrong with kinky.”
What a cool woman 😃
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### Author:  [@Dr.Lao](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Lao)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2000, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098/2 "2000-09-30T02:43:30Z")
Quotes like this from [MSK’s suggestively titled thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=39320):
**hypergirl** : “So, you wanna play cards or something till we can get some penises in here?”
Can’t get much cooler than that 😃
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### Author:  [@poohpah\_chalupa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poohpah_chalupa)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2000, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098/3 "2000-09-30T02:50:54Z")
hypergirl rocks!
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### Author:  [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2000, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098/4 "2000-09-30T03:10:43Z")
Yeah, I rock!
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### Author:  [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2000, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098/5 "2000-09-30T03:14:41Z")
Hang on a sec…
::Comes back in and does a double take!:: A whole thread about me! I feel so loved! ::Gives big kiss to xizor!:: Thanks so much! Feel free to keep fawning over me! I love the ego stroking, althought I would prefer if something else were stroked! Ok, I am definitely overusing the exclamation points here! I guess I’m just being hyper! 😃
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### Author:  [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2000, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098/6 "2000-09-30T03:20:13Z")
That’s OK hypergirl, that’s why we love you! 🙂 You go ahead and use all the exclamation points you want. I’ll just be down here stroking you 😉
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### Author:  [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2000, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098/7 "2000-09-30T22:50:28Z")
Down where? 😉
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### Author:  [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2000, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098/8 "2000-10-01T01:44:10Z")
Yeah, Jessica is kewl. But too bad you can’t be around her IRL. It’s just too much fun, and we’re always getting in trouble for being pervs with our friends.
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### Author:  [@DigitalMuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalMuse)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2000, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098/9 "2000-10-01T01:54:03Z")
I’ll second that. They corrupt me everytime I’m with the two of them, but Jess is still cool!! Te amo!!
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### Author:  [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2000, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098/10 "2000-10-01T03:19:54Z")
Hey, I see ssskuggiii is about due for the big 1K post party. Cool, I bet there will be some naked chicks at that one 🙂
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### Author:  [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2000, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098/11 "2000-10-01T03:31:27Z")
Doesn’t anyone get it?
It’s because she’s **hyper**!
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### Author:  [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2000, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098/12 "2000-10-01T03:32:29Z")
I haven’t decided whether I want a post party for 1k yet. Too many post parties lately. But I might want an ego stroking one though. 😛
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### Author:  [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2000, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098/13 "2000-10-01T03:36:28Z")
Ask and yee shall receive ssskuggiii:)
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### Author:  [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2000, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098/14 "2000-10-01T03:58:35Z")
> [@](#):
>
> why hypergirl is cool
Because she’s been refrigerated?
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### Author:  [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2000, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098/15 "2000-10-01T18:36:42Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by MysterEcks \*
> \*\*Because she’s been refrigerated? \*\*
No, that would be why hypergirl is cold. And I’m not cold. I’m hot. 😃
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### Author:  [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2000, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098/16 "2000-10-01T18:44:46Z")
[/immature comment off]
Well, I’m proud of you b/c you’re such a kewl person and we could just do silly things like quote monty python back and forth at each other for hours. You’re a good friend, and a special person who deserves someone who completely loves and adores you.
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### Author:  [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2000, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098/17 "2000-10-04T02:58:17Z")
_bump_
How come Tasha’s ego stroking thread stays alive, and mine dies? Let’s try to keep this alive at least until tomorow night.
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### Author:  [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2000, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098/18 "2000-10-04T03:12:20Z")
It’s because I hit 1069. Well, actually, I have no clue. Maybe it’s more fun to stroke my ego than yours. 😉
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### Author:  [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2000, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098/19 "2000-10-04T03:20:13Z")
::: rushes in and starts stroking hypergirl
I love it when my threads come back to life
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### Author:  [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2000, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098/20 "2000-10-04T06:28:07Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by hypergirl \*
> No, that would be why hypergirl is cold. And I’m not cold. I’m hot. 😃 \*\*
You know, whenever my, um, friend would complain about being hot, I would ask her why, then, she’s still wearing so much darn clothing… Then I’d help her wipe the sweat off, and… Um, I need to take a shower.
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