# why hypergirl is cool **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 30, 2000, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098 "2000-09-30T02:37:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098/21 "2000-10-05T02:13:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by xizor \* > **::: rushes in and starts stroking hypergirl** Huzzah! Thanks xizor! I feel all warm and fuzzy inside. ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098/22 "2000-10-05T02:16:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by KKBattousai \* > \*\*You know, whenever my, um, friend would complain about being hot, I would ask her why, then, she’s still wearing so much darn clothing… Then I’d help her wipe the sweat off, and… Um, I need to take a shower. \*\* You’re right, getting rid of clothes would cool me off. Ok, strip time. 🙂 :: gets up and starts throwing clothes across the room. :: Oops, sorry xizor, I didn’t mean to hit you with my thong. Oh, and KK, want any company in the shower? ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098/23 "2000-10-05T07:36:42Z")
Well, it’s big and hot, and a having a girl use it would be a welcome change. Yes, I’d love having some company… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098/24 "2000-10-05T23:29:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by KKBattousai \* > \*\*Well, it’s big and hot, and a having a girl use it would be a welcome change. Yes, I’d love having some company… 😃 \*\* Allrighty, ::Hops in shower with KK:: Want to wash my back? Woohoo, slipperry slidy fun! ---
**Author:** ![conway](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ec9cab/32.png) [@conway](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/conway)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098/25 "2000-10-05T23:45:05Z")
Wow, I think hypergirl is the coolest superhero ever. Seriously. ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098/26 "2000-10-06T02:21:42Z")
::grabs bottle:: Well, here’s the body wash, but, darn it, the spongy thing’s missing. Now what’ll we do? ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098/27 "2000-10-06T02:21:56Z")
Even cooler than ORGASMO? ---
**Author:** ![quasar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/48db29/32.png) [@quasar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quasar)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098/28 "2000-10-06T06:11:05Z")
I wonder, could I be as cool as her if I called myself HyperQuasar? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![conway](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ec9cab/32.png) [@conway](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/conway)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098/29 "2000-10-06T15:16:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \* > \*\*Even cooler than ORGASMO? \*\* Hmmm…does hyperorgasmogirl sound too weird? ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098/30 "2000-10-07T02:52:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by brandocet \*does hyperorgasmogirl sound too weird? \*\* Hmmm…I kinda like that. Maybe I should change my name. Or not. ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098/31 "2000-10-07T03:12:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hypergirl \* > **Oops, sorry xizor, I didn’t mean to hit you with my thong.** Are you kidding? I’ve been waiting all my life to here those words from you! Hit me with any piece of clothing you have baby, as long as it is coming off you! ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098/32 "2000-10-07T14:56:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hypergirl \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by brandocet \*does hyperorgasmogirl sound too weird? \*\* > > Hmmm…I kinda like that. Maybe I should change my name. Or not. \*\* That’s a little too long. Plus I’d still refer to you as my favorite putz. And Lauren might start calling you her bitch again. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098/33 "2000-10-07T18:32:35Z")
I don’t want to be Lauren’s bitch anymore. I need bitches of my own. Any volunteers? ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098/34 "2000-10-07T18:42:49Z")
I volunteer, but I’ll have to be your male bitch. ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098/35 "2000-10-07T18:45:39Z")
That could work too. So what are your duties in being my male bitch? ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098/36 "2000-10-07T18:50:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hypergirl \* > \*\*So what are your duties in being my male bitch? \*\* Ummm, anything you ask me to do, ma’am. ---
**Author:** ![2SexyForMyComputer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/8baadc/32.png) [@2SexyForMyComputer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2SexyForMyComputer)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098/37 "2000-10-07T18:51:36Z")
Hyper girl is a sexy bitch…good god damn she is fuckable, getting a chubby now. I’m serious. ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098/38 "2000-10-07T19:02:30Z")
Now if you can’t flirt with Hypergirl in a more civil fashion, then please leave. I will not have my friends treated like dirt. ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098/39 "2000-10-07T19:37:07Z")
Aww…he is protecting me. I feel so special. 🙂 I see having a male bitch is useful. {{{xizor}}} ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098/40 "2000-10-07T19:44:26Z")
Hypergirl is a cool person to chat with on IM and has interesting friends (as in ssskuggiii). Xizor, you’re one lucky bastard 😃 2sexy, you’re one stupid bastard :rolleyes: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098.md?page=3)