# why hypergirl is cool

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 30, 2000, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098 "2000-09-30T02:37:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![crispix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@crispix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crispix)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098/41 "2000-10-08T00:35:36Z")

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hypergirl is indeed…um…hyper! and nobody said hyper was a bad thing!

-crispix dreams about hypergirl

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**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098/42 "2000-10-08T03:19:11Z")

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Ooooh…I have people dreaming about me. 🙂 And yes, hyper is definitely a good thing.

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**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098/43 "2000-10-08T03:30:35Z")

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> \*Originally posted by hypergirl \*  
> \*\*Aww…he is protecting me. I feel so special. 🙂 I see having a male bitch is useful. {{{xizor}}} \*\*

If anybody gives you a hard time at, let me know. I am ready to take names and kick ass for you. You rock, I and am here to keep you rockin’

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**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098/44 "2000-10-08T03:35:01Z")

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Yeah, there are only a few people that are allowed to give me a “hard” time. But I don’t let stupid trolls get to me. I do feel special knowing I’m protected, but I think I can take care of myself.

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**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098/45 "2000-10-08T03:42:47Z")

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I know you can take care of yourself, but if you ever need somebody’s ass kicked or a troll “taken out of the picture”, that’s when you give me the nod. I got yer back dude!

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**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098/46 "2000-10-08T03:53:42Z")

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Well thank you very much. 🙂

Would you like to give me a hard time yourself? Or are you too busy with Tasha in the other thread?

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**Author:** ![crispix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@crispix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crispix)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098/47 "2000-10-08T03:59:54Z")

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I’d like to marry you hypergirl. Will you accept my offer? I promise to be a good slave as well!

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**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098/48 "2000-10-08T04:11:09Z")

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> \*Originally posted by hypergirl \*  
> \*\*Or are you too busy with Tasha in the other thread? \*\*

Well, I think Tasha was saying I’m not her type, so I guess I’m all yours? Tasha is still my good friend though.

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**Author:** ![capacitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098/49 "2000-10-08T07:41:45Z")

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Man, where are women like hypergirl be at?

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**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098/50 "2000-10-08T13:57:56Z")

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Why would Tasha give up on someone who is so good at innuendo? Oh well, if you’re all mine then get your ass over here. 🙂 Oh, and capacitor, I be in Florida. 😛

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**Author:** ![DigitalMuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecccb3/32.png) [@DigitalMuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalMuse)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098/51 "2000-10-08T23:15:37Z")

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Jess, don’t worry. I don’t need you as my bitch. I have a male one of my own remember?

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**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098/52 "2000-10-09T01:42:35Z")

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Just because you have a mlae bitch, does that mean you have no use for me? I’m hurt. ☹

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**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098/53 "2000-10-09T01:45:38Z")

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Just kidding. I think the two of you are cuter together than me and you. 😛

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**Author:** ![DigitalMuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecccb3/32.png) [@DigitalMuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalMuse)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098/54 "2000-10-09T01:49:18Z")

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You are my reserve bitch. I don’t think he and I are that cute together…as yall claim.

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**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-hypergirl-is-cool/35098/55 "2000-10-09T03:41:32Z")

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OK, hypergirl, here I am. You may procede to give me a hard time 😉

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