# Why I changed my screen name

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-i-changed-my-screen-name/40444>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 9, 2000, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-i-changed-my-screen-name/40444 "2000-11-09T14:23:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2000, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-i-changed-my-screen-name/40444/1 "2000-11-09T14:23:09Z")

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A few years ago, a Parisian friend suggested the name when I was looking for a good email address. He told me that, while many people clumsily translate the word to _attractive_ or _good looking_, it really has a much deeper meaning of **charismatic** or **attract_ing_**. I think I like the double edged sword there- Alexander the Great was charismatic, but so were Hitler & Jim Jones.

So what do y’all think… does this name make my butt look big?

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The artist formerly known as **opus**.

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2000, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-i-changed-my-screen-name/40444/2 "2000-11-09T14:28:14Z")

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Here I was, looking at the thread name, thinking he-who-shall-not-be-named was back once more.

Luckily, it’s only opus under a new name!

I like it, pal. Intriguing. Plus, I didn’t know that word yet, so some ignorance was fought as well 😉

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**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2000, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-i-changed-my-screen-name/40444/3 "2000-11-09T14:52:12Z")

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> Here I was, looking at the thread name, thinking he-who-shall-not-be-named was back once more

who, Phaedrus? 😉

personally, I think people who change their names are scum-sucking grease balls that deserve an evening with Michael Bolton and Lord Flatley.

welcome back!

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**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2000, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-i-changed-my-screen-name/40444/4 "2000-11-09T15:14:03Z")

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Your butt? Big? No, never. You might want to consider wearing black on that name, you know, just for its slimming effect.

Welcome - it’ll be hard to get used to the new name. Opus was so…easy. Not that I’m implying anything! 😃

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**Author:** ![tshirts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/839c29/32.png) [@tshirts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tshirts)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2000, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-i-changed-my-screen-name/40444/5 "2000-11-09T16:34:45Z")

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I guess you did it. But they didn’t tell you everything.  
Remember asking this?

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> \*Originally posted by Attrayant \*  
> \*\*I’ve long been thinking about changing my screen name, even more since the somewhat recent addition of a member who shall remain nameless by the name of Opus1.
> 
> My main reason for not changing it was that I didn’t know if all of my past posts would be updated to reflect the new name. Would all of my previous posts be updated with my new user name? Would my new identity hold my current post count or would I be reset to single digits? \*\*

They never mentioned the side effect of not being able to search on your name and get all the old threads.  
You get those from present-11/9 and 2/5-earlier, but the ones from 11/8-2/6 are only found by searching for “opus”

BTW, I put your \*\*¦:¬þ \*\*icon on my site as “opusfav”, so I guess I’ll change it to “Attrayantfav”.

Have fun, Attracting!

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2000, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-i-changed-my-screen-name/40444/6 "2000-11-09T16:49:12Z")

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> I think people who change their names are scum-sucking grease balls that deserve an evening with Michael Bolton and Lord Flatley.

I am SO with you on this, Twisty! Dang weenieheads changing their names all over the place, messing everything up for everybody! Just stick with your first choice & shut up about it, okay? Geez, where do you think you are, Palm Beach?

Sheesh! 😉

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**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2000, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-i-changed-my-screen-name/40444/7 "2000-11-09T18:35:32Z")

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You go Girl

This is a free country dammit, and you can call yourself whatever makes your little heart happy.

I think sticking with a name that makes you UNhappy makes you a weeniehead.

And anyone who can’t deal with a name change is a HUGE weeniehead HUGE looking butt.

It’s only my opinion though

The Mermaid formerly known as mojo57

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2000, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-i-changed-my-screen-name/40444/8 "2000-11-09T18:43:25Z")

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> And anyone who can’t deal with a name change is a HUGE weeniehead HUGE looking butt.

I know you are, but what am I? Neener neener neener!

**Persephone,** formerly known as **Cristi,** for over **2000** posts. Nyah!

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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2000, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-i-changed-my-screen-name/40444/9 "2000-11-09T18:47:15Z")

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I’m with TwistofFate and Persephone.

The username is sacred! Is should be set in stone forever to remain through the years. You should be able to wonder, whatever happened to, oh, let’s pick a name at random - - BratMan007, for instance. You should be able to search for BratMan and find if BratMan is still around or not, and not have to wonder if he suddenly changed his name to say, oh, some obscure Monty Python reference or something.

It’s just all too confusing.

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2000, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-i-changed-my-screen-name/40444/10 "2000-11-09T18:48:34Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Coldfire \*  
> \*\*Here I was, looking at the thread name, thinking he-who-shall-not-be-named was back once more.  
> \*\*

Who, Voldemort?

Why are y’all looking at me with such horror and blankness? Some fo you know who I’m talking about. The rest evidently don’t.

The level of education, I swear . . . 😉

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**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2000, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-i-changed-my-screen-name/40444/11 "2000-11-09T18:51:48Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Persephone \*  
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> > And anyone who can’t deal with a name change is a HUGE weeniehead HUGE looking butt.
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> I know you are, but what am I? Neener neener neener!
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> **Persephone,** formerly known as **Cristi,** for over **2000** posts. Nyah!  
> \*\*

I’m rubber you’re glue  
Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you

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**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2000, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-i-changed-my-screen-name/40444/12 "2000-11-09T18:59:00Z")

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Wow Mermaid, I didn’t know you were mojo57! I always thought mojo was a guy for some reason…

::scratches head::

Cool!

😉

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**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2000, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-i-changed-my-screen-name/40444/13 "2000-11-09T19:33:43Z")

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Your new one is pretty! I find myself oddly drawn to it for reasons I can’t explain…

I’m contemplating a change of title myself. I love being Medea’s Child. However, its been getting cramped these days with having to find abbreviations that aren’t other people’s names (ex. MC, Medea) and I hate to inconvience people by having to type a long name.

Even so, I will probably stick it out as me. (I’m Medea’s Child everywhere else, saves on having to remember my username.) I keep this username everywhere and have for about four years now. I’m a comfort loving creature.

I’ll just plot to murder off the impostors in the mean time.

\*\* Kidding!\*\* Kidding. [sub]kidding[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2000, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-i-changed-my-screen-name/40444/14 "2000-11-09T21:25:06Z")

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Mermaid: Oh yeah? Oh _yeah?_ I’m telling my mythological mom on you, um, um, 'cause my mythological mom can beat up your mythological mom! So there! 😉

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**Author:** ![Sue\_Jo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Sue\_Jo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Jo)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2000, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-i-changed-my-screen-name/40444/15 "2000-11-09T21:31:40Z")

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"I’ll just plot to murder off the impostors in the mean time. "

Don’t be hasty! Some people can’t spell Media’s Child.

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**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2000, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-i-changed-my-screen-name/40444/16 "2000-11-09T21:48:51Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Persephone \*  
> \*\*Mermaid: Oh yeah? Oh _yeah?_ I’m telling my mythological mom on you, um, um, 'cause my mythological mom can beat up your mythological mom! So there! 😉
> 
> \*\*

YEAH well I’m gonna tell my daddy NEPTUNE,

I refuse to comment on whether you actually _know_ who your mythological daddy is. You know how those Gods and Goddessess are. 😉  
_knows she probably won’t live long enough to regret pushing the submit button_

_but does it anyway_

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**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-i-changed-my-screen-name/40444/17 "2000-11-10T10:57:06Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Medea’s Child \*  
> \*\*Even so, I will probably stick it out as me. (I’m Medea’s Child everywhere else, saves on having to remember my username.) I keep this username everywhere and have for about four years now. I’m a comfort loving creature.
> 
> I’ll just plot to murder off the impostors in the mean time.
> 
> \*\* Kidding!\*\* Kidding. [sub]kidding[/sub]  
> \*\*

Could be worse! If the both of you were male, Medea could be stalking you around the boards, asking “Who’s your Daddy?” :eek:
