# Why, I think I'll start another Doper pic thread. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 2, 2005, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-i-think-ill-start-another-doper-pic-thread/324488 "2005-10-02T22:27:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2005, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-i-think-ill-start-another-doper-pic-thread/324488/261 "2005-10-05T05:39:36Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > Until such time as my photograph is complimented, I am going to have five villagers shot every hour. And we will begin with “T”… the taxidermists. Line them up. I’m feeling pretty ignored, too. Would you wipe out some telephone solicitors or tax collectors for me while you’re at it? ---
**Author:** ![lizardling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f4b2a3/32.png) [@lizardling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lizardling)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2005, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-i-think-ill-start-another-doper-pic-thread/324488/262 "2005-10-05T07:20:44Z")
> [@MaxTheVool](#): > > For the love of God, woman, of all the fun things you could be doing, why on earth are you playing Fluxx? Because the deck was handy and we needed something for the non-croquet-inclined to play in addition to shooting the breeze? ---
**Author:** ![lizardling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f4b2a3/32.png) [@lizardling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lizardling)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2005, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-i-think-ill-start-another-doper-pic-thread/324488/263 "2005-10-05T07:35:20Z")
> [@Epimetheus](#): > > I do have to say that your long hair looked really nice. I bet it was a pain to clean though. You also have a wonderful smile, I can feel its contagious nature even across the span of time and through the medium. Surprisingly, no. Wash, drip dry, brush, and go. Only problem was I shed like a motherfuck. 😃 And thanks for the compliment! ---
**Author:** ![PookahMacPhellimey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pookahmacphellimey/32/3175_2.png) [@PookahMacPhellimey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PookahMacPhellimey)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2005, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-i-think-ill-start-another-doper-pic-thread/324488/264 "2005-10-05T09:48:03Z")
Not good at these - hope this works. [Drinking.](http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/s_liebregts/detail?.dir=/mail&.dnm=9714.jpg&.src=ph) (Irish Dopers: that is not my county by the way) [Playing in a pub session.](http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/s_liebregts/detail?.dir=/mail&.dnm=6127.jpg&.src=ph) I alway pull that face when I’m playing apparently. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2005, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-i-think-ill-start-another-doper-pic-thread/324488/265 "2005-10-05T11:46:05Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > I have been more than polite. Until such time as my photograph is complimented, I am going to have five villagers shot every hour. And we will begin with “T” (which in the New Official Alphabetical System of SAMPIROANIC BENEVOLENT OLIGARCHY will be the first letter of the alphabet)- the taxidermists. Line them up. > > Meanwhile- > > I have a tradition whenever I’m on vacation of looking as much like a tourist as I possibly can one day. Guess which one in [this album](http://photos.yahoo.com/jontuscaloosa) was taken that day. Just in case professional do gooders are next in line in the New Alphabetical System of SAMPIROANIC BENEVOLENT OLIGARCHY: So, **Sampiro** how _you_ doin’? 😉 Am I safe now? Ok, I am confused. Who’s stalking me more, **chaoticbear** or **CynicalGabe**? More importantly, should I be hiding in fear somewhere right now? ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2005, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-i-think-ill-start-another-doper-pic-thread/324488/266 "2005-10-05T13:38:59Z")
**Sampiro** you are beyond adorable. I love a man in white knee-high tube socks. Who cuddles small dogs. Who can pull off the smug, satisfied smile. Who writes like a dream. But [what in heaven’s name is this??](http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/jontuscaloosa/detail?.dir=a6e7&.dnm=5fe6.jpg&.src=ph)😛 ---
**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2005, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-i-think-ill-start-another-doper-pic-thread/324488/267 "2005-10-05T13:43:55Z")
> [@Misnomer](#): > > Dude, “a walk in the woods?” That’s Fallingwater! 🙂 Yes, the water was falling around that building. (Just kidding. I know darn well what it is. We drove three hours out of our way from Pittsburgh to Virginia Beach just to see it, got lost twice, and it is indeed about a mile walk through the woods from the parking lot/reception center to get to the building.) ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2005, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-i-think-ill-start-another-doper-pic-thread/324488/268 "2005-10-05T13:52:35Z")
> [@Ellen Cherry](#): > > **Sampiro** you are beyond adorable. I love a man in white knee-high tube socks. Who cuddles small dogs. Who can pull off the smug, satisfied smile. Who writes like a dream. But [what in heaven’s name is this??](http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/jontuscaloosa/detail?.dir=a6e7&.dnm=5fe6.jpg&.src=ph)😛 That’s **Sampiro** at night when he takes his human skin off. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2005, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-i-think-ill-start-another-doper-pic-thread/324488/269 "2005-10-05T13:52:58Z")
> [@Ellen Cherry](#): > > **Sampiro** you are beyond adorable. I love a man in white knee-high tube socks. Who cuddles small dogs. Who can pull off the smug, satisfied smile. Who writes like a dream. But [what in heaven’s name is this??](http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/jontuscaloosa/detail?.dir=a6e7&.dnm=5fe6.jpg&.src=ph)😛 my guess is someone was having fun with Photoshop ---
**Author:** ![dasgupta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e56c9b/32.png) [@dasgupta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasgupta)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2005, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-i-think-ill-start-another-doper-pic-thread/324488/270 "2005-10-05T14:31:45Z")
Alright… we’ll go with the repeat from the last thread. [Me.](http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/dougf_nvision/detail?.dir=4fc7&.dnm=9cb8.jpg&.src=ph) And a new one… [this](http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/dougf_nvision/detail?.dir=4fc7&.dnm=fde1.jpg&.src=ph) is a low-res shot of the finacee and I at the Eiffel Tower Resturant in Vegas, shortly after she said yes. I’m the one with facial hair, trying to look dressy. That’s the Bellagio fountains in the background. (And, for reference since I skipped the “I’m engaged” thread, [this](http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/dougf_nvision/detail?.dir=4fc7&.dnm=2d5c.jpg&.src=ph) is the ring.) ---
**Author:** ![Giant\_Spongess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/94ad74/32.png) [@Giant\_Spongess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giant_Spongess)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2005, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-i-think-ill-start-another-doper-pic-thread/324488/271 "2005-10-05T14:41:08Z")
> [@Epimetheus](#): > > You look angry. That’s hot! Thanks, I’m good at looking pissy. It’s one of my best talents! ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2005, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-i-think-ill-start-another-doper-pic-thread/324488/272 "2005-10-05T14:55:55Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Ok, I am confused. Who’s stalking me more, **chaoticbear** or **CynicalGabe**? More importantly, should I be hiding in fear somewhere right now? I’d assume that we’re both about equal, but **CynicalGabe** is just creepier. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2005, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-i-think-ill-start-another-doper-pic-thread/324488/273 "2005-10-05T16:28:12Z")
> [@chaoticbear](#): > > I’d assume that we’re both about equal, but **CynicalGabe** is just creepier. Took your spot in the bushes did he? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![guizot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guizot/32/3636_2.png) [@guizot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guizot)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2005, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-i-think-ill-start-another-doper-pic-thread/324488/274 "2005-10-05T16:28:46Z")
> [@jackelope](#): > > Your job is that you’re Martin Landau? Actually, Rollin Hand. Meet my co-workers: [Barney](http://photobucket.com/albums/b291/guizot/IMF/?action=view¤t=9a23e53a.jpg), [Cinnamon](http://photobucket.com/albums/b291/guizot/IMF/?action=view¤t=d96a35b5.jpg), and [Jim](http://photobucket.com/albums/b291/guizot/IMF/?action=view¤t=b76ae9b3.jpg). ([Dan](http://photobucket.com/albums/b291/guizot/IMF/?action=view¤t=a05862b1.jpg) quit.) Oh, I forgot [“Willy”](http://photobucket.com/albums/b291/guizot/IMF/?action=view¤t=c0cf18eb.jpg). (He drives the van.) ---
**Author:** ![crazyjoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@crazyjoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crazyjoe)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2005, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-i-think-ill-start-another-doper-pic-thread/324488/275 "2005-10-05T17:04:02Z")
Well, I’m new…here are some not so recent ones. About 2 years old… sleeping… [http://www.speedstreet.org/public/members/crazyjoe/sleepinwdad.jpg](http://www.speedstreet.org/public/members/crazyjoe/sleepinwdad.jpg) just “hanging” around [http://www.speedstreet.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=915&d=1063551091](http://www.speedstreet.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=915&d=1063551091) ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2005, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-i-think-ill-start-another-doper-pic-thread/324488/276 "2005-10-05T17:47:03Z")
> [@crazyjoe](#): > > Well, I’m new…here are some not so recent ones. About 2 years old… > sleeping… > [http://www.speedstreet.org/public/members/crazyjoe/sleepinwdad.jpg](http://www.speedstreet.org/public/members/crazyjoe/sleepinwdad.jpg) > just “hanging” around > [http://www.speedstreet.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=915&d=1063551091](http://www.speedstreet.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=915&d=1063551091) Can’t see the second one, Daddy Joe. But your little pumpkin is a sweetie!! ---
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2005, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-i-think-ill-start-another-doper-pic-thread/324488/277 "2005-10-05T17:58:44Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Took your spot in the bushes did he? 😛 It had a better view of the living room window than the van across the street. Not to worry, just observing. I’m an existential detective… ---
**Author:** ![Maastricht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@Maastricht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maastricht)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2005, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-i-think-ill-start-another-doper-pic-thread/324488/278 "2005-10-05T18:14:31Z")
Hi **Robot Arm**! Thanks, although I feel I’m far the luckier one. 🙂 Are you still in Europe? Let me know if you’re in the neighborhood! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2005, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-i-think-ill-start-another-doper-pic-thread/324488/279 "2005-10-05T18:46:16Z")
> [@CynicalGabe](#): > > It had a better view of the living room window than the van across the street. > > Not to worry, just observing. I’m an existential detective… _Sigh_ How many times do I have to explain to you stalkers that if you want a view into the living room or master bedroom it will be necessary to use the tree house in the neighbor’s backyard behind my house? Neither room can be seen from the front of the house. It’s gettin’ to where you just can’t find decent stalkers anymore. ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2005, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-i-think-ill-start-another-doper-pic-thread/324488/280 "2005-10-05T19:10:27Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > _Sigh_ How many times do I have to explain to you stalkers that if you want a view into the living room or master bedroom it will be necessary to use the tree house in the neighbor’s backyard behind my house? Neither room can be seen from the front of the house. > > It’s gettin’ to where you just can’t find decent stalkers anymore. Right, when I got kicked out of my bushes, I took up a spot in that treehouse. Look in the MMP, and see that I’m not lying. (I didn’t tell you about the night-vision binoculars, though… You really need to keep your bedroom curtains open at night. Partly because they’re a _hideous_ color.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-i-think-ill-start-another-doper-pic-thread/324488.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-i-think-ill-start-another-doper-pic-thread/324488.md?page=15)