# Why "Iceberg" Lettuce?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-iceberg-lettuce/1020588>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** food-cooking\
**Created:** [July 7, 2025, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-iceberg-lettuce/1020588 "2025-07-07T12:39:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![caligulathegod](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/caligulathegod/32/9685_2.png) [@caligulathegod](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caligulathegod)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2025, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-iceberg-lettuce/1020588/61 "2025-07-12T00:12:33Z")

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John Waters called iceberg lettuce “the polyester of lettuce”.

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**Author:** ![DSeid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dseid/32/20194_2.png) [@DSeid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSeid)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2025, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-iceberg-lettuce/1020588/62 "2025-07-12T00:17:00Z")

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Huh. I find it a neutral thing flavorwise. The enjoyment of a wedge salad is the crunch and of course that the crunch stands up well to the blue cheese dressing preferably with some bacon, tomato, a bit of onion, without a strong flavor of its own that competes with them.

In other uses it serves more as a condiment, and space filler.

Not everything has to be nutritious!

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**Author:** ![TheBryan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a5b964/32.png) [@TheBryan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheBryan)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2025, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-iceberg-lettuce/1020588/63 "2025-07-12T00:58:44Z")

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> [@caligulathegod](#):
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> John Waters called iceberg lettuce “the polyester of lettuce”.

Huh. I happen to love polyester, too.

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**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2025, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-iceberg-lettuce/1020588/64 "2025-07-12T02:12:27Z")

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> [@TheBryan](#):
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> view salads the same way I view pasta. They are delivery vehicles for the healthy foods that I wouldn’t eat otherwise. The only things I can’t make taste good with iceberg or pasta are mushrooms, seafood, and black olives

I’ll take the mushrooms, seafood, and black olives, thanks. You can have the iceberg and pasta; I don’t want either of them.

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**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2025, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-iceberg-lettuce/1020588/65 "2025-07-12T09:05:55Z")

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I will also take the mushrooms, seafood, and black olives. But I’d prefer to have them separate from my lovely iceberg lettuce. (Which i typically eat with no dressing. Although… I had it a lot as a kid. I don’t often have it these days.)

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**Author:** ![TheBryan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a5b964/32.png) [@TheBryan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheBryan)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2025, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-iceberg-lettuce/1020588/66 "2025-07-12T12:56:02Z")

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> [@thorny\_locust](#):
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> I’ll take the mushrooms, seafood, and black olives, thanks. You can have the iceberg and pasta; I don’t want either of them.

On a side note, don’t mean to hijack, but I thought I hated pasta for years until I learned how to make it quite by accident one day with a box of hamburger helper at a time when I could afford little else.

I would say between pasta and iceberg salads, that’s my dinner at least five nights a week.

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**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2025, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-iceberg-lettuce/1020588/67 "2025-07-12T13:19:33Z")

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Maybe I just taste things stronger than most (but I am not a supertaster), but iceberg has an obvious flavor to me. So much so that years ago they had some tortilla chip with a mystery flavor that ended up being late night cheeseburger or something, and the most immediate flavor to me of that chip was iceberg lettuce. I don’t really understand people who say it’s flavorless. No, it’s not as strong as a bitter green, but it absolutely has a flavor, and one that I enjoy.

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**Author:** ![TheBryan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a5b964/32.png) [@TheBryan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheBryan)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2025, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-iceberg-lettuce/1020588/68 "2025-07-12T13:57:50Z")

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I am a supertaster, and I can agree that iceberg lettuce has a flavor. I also like the flavor, but it is the crunch that I like most. The white stemmy parts can be overwhelming with their flavor, but they also provide the most crunch.

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**Author:** ![DSeid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dseid/32/20194_2.png) [@DSeid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSeid)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2025, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-iceberg-lettuce/1020588/69 "2025-07-12T15:36:48Z")

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> [@pulykamell](#):
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> iceberg has an obvious flavor to me

Oh I recognize there is a flavor there. It is not styrofoam or ice chips. It is just a very mild taste. Its value for me is the crunch without a strong flavor. The flavor in a wedge salad is the blue cheese and bacon. I want that spread out some, complimented and contrasted with the relatively neutral crisp crunch.

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