# Why I'm fat.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-im-fat/246663>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 23, 2004, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-im-fat/246663 "2004-05-23T17:56:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2004, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-im-fat/246663/21 "2004-05-24T12:58:35Z")

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Why not just run it through a blender and drink it? Much faster. You can also throw in a cold pork chop for protein while you’re at it.

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**Author:** ![hopesperson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e95f7d/32.png) [@hopesperson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hopesperson)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2004, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-im-fat/246663/22 "2004-05-24T15:08:40Z")

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You really shouldn’t be eating with a bloody fork anyway. Yuck.

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**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2004, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-im-fat/246663/23 "2004-05-24T16:59:18Z")

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Please post mindless crap in MPSIMS.

Thanks,  
neuroman’s aching eyeballs

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**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-im-fat/246663/24 "2004-05-25T13:20:31Z")

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> [@JRootabega](#):
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> And if you eat your fingers, the keyboard gets dusty.

If you eat your keyboard, your fingers get stiff.

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-im-fat/246663/25 "2004-05-26T01:51:01Z")

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Closed ar OP’s request.

Lynn  
For the Straight Dope

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