# Why I'm not having dessert with Ann Coulter **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 27, 2006, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-im-not-having-dessert-with-ann-coulter/341913 "2006-01-27T21:18:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Zabali\_Clawbane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecd19e/32.png) [@Zabali\_Clawbane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zabali_Clawbane)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2006, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-im-not-having-dessert-with-ann-coulter/341913/21 "2006-01-27T22:52:46Z")
When I read about her commenting that the crack problem was mostly solved (paraphrasing) I admit, I had a fantasy. I wished that there was some way she could be induced to live in the ghetto for a year or so, with none of her high power friends to help her, but a matter of fact guide to help show her what it’s really like. Put her where she can’t help but see that crack and meth are still big problems. Make her see the effects it has. Then I broke out of my reverie, sighed and hoped I would never meet anyone who emulates her. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2006, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-im-not-having-dessert-with-ann-coulter/341913/22 "2006-01-27T22:54:08Z")
> [@PinkMarabou](#): > > Yeah, she’s kinda hot in a Mr. Ed is kinda hot way. Blech! Why do people keep saying she’s hot? Every time I see her, all I can think is “dude looks like a lady!”. > > 😃 I don’t get it either–her face is too long, her jaw too strong, her teeth are crooked and she has a constipated look on her face at all times. I have to look askance at any man who says she’s attractive–maybe from a distance, when all that is seen is tall, thin and blonde. And she’s an effing moron. If this were Bill Mahar saying something similiar–the conservatives would be baying for blood–this would be headline news. Just another example of right(eous) hypocrisy. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2006, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-im-not-having-dessert-with-ann-coulter/341913/23 "2006-01-27T22:54:10Z")
> [@monstro](#): > > Apparently blonde and skinny=incredible hotness. Coulter is the requisite exception to this rule. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2006, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-im-not-having-dessert-with-ann-coulter/341913/24 "2006-01-27T23:01:06Z")
> [@Mr Bus Guy](#): > > **Why I’m not having dinner with Ann Coulter** As soon as I saw this line I thought of the final dinner scene in Thomas Harris’ _Hannibal_. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2006, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-im-not-having-dessert-with-ann-coulter/341913/25 "2006-01-27T23:02:29Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > As soon as I saw this line I thought of the final dinner scene in Thomas Harris’ _Hannibal_. Yeah, but you crack open Coulter’s head and there’s not enough to feed a mouse. ---
**Author:** ![Linty\_Fresh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Linty\_Fresh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linty_Fresh)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2006, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-im-not-having-dessert-with-ann-coulter/341913/26 "2006-01-27T23:05:05Z")
I listen to idiots like Ann Coulter and Bill O’Reilly, and it occurs to me that some people didn’t hear the words “Shut the fuck up” nearly as much as they should have while growing up . ---
**Author:** ![Linty\_Fresh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Linty\_Fresh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linty_Fresh)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2006, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-im-not-having-dessert-with-ann-coulter/341913/27 "2006-01-27T23:10:38Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > As soon as I saw this line I thought of the final dinner scene in Thomas Harris’ _Hannibal_. “Oh, I don’t think you want to be eating _those_ brains, Hannibal. They look like they’ve been in the sun a bit too long. Stick to her liver with some lima beans and a nice Thunderbird.” Come to think of it, her liver doesn’t look that hot, either. _Someone_ should have laid off the sauce while writing about politics, huh? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2006, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-im-not-having-dessert-with-ann-coulter/341913/28 "2006-01-27T23:11:38Z")
> [@CynicalGabe](#): > > Check out that picture in the OP’s link. > _growl_ Yes, but you look in her eyes, and you can see the “crazy” in there. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2006, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-im-not-having-dessert-with-ann-coulter/341913/29 "2006-01-27T23:25:10Z")
> [@PinkMarabou](#): > > Yeah, she’s kinda hot in a Mr. Ed is kinda hot way. Blech! Why do people keep saying she’s hot? Every time I see her, all I can think is “dude looks like a lady!”. > > 😃 Is there proof she’s a born female? Seriously, she looks like a guy in drag. ---
**Author:** ![Linty\_Fresh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Linty\_Fresh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linty_Fresh)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2006, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-im-not-having-dessert-with-ann-coulter/341913/30 "2006-01-27T23:36:21Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > Is there proof she’s a born female? Seriously, she looks like a guy in drag. That’s a _man_, baby! ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2006, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-im-not-having-dessert-with-ann-coulter/341913/31 "2006-01-27T23:38:58Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > Is there proof she’s a born female? Seriously, she looks like a guy in drag. That’s the rumor running around the 'net these days. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2006, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-im-not-having-dessert-with-ann-coulter/341913/32 "2006-01-28T00:01:56Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > Is there proof she’s a born female? Seriously, she looks like a guy in drag. That’s not fair. We need to be respectful of everyone’s gender identity. d&r ---
**Author:** ![SkeptiJess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@SkeptiJess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkeptiJess)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2006, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-im-not-having-dessert-with-ann-coulter/341913/33 "2006-01-28T00:17:33Z")
I think she’s attractive enough. Too thin, but attractive. Also utterly and completely bat-shit crazy. ---
**Author:** ![DianaG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ab992/32.png) [@DianaG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DianaG)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2006, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-im-not-having-dessert-with-ann-coulter/341913/34 "2006-01-28T00:25:33Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > Is there proof she’s a born female? Seriously, she looks like a guy in drag. I don’t think she’s a man. I think she’s an [alien](http://www.overspun.com/images/Coulter.Alien.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2006, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-im-not-having-dessert-with-ann-coulter/341913/35 "2006-01-28T01:16:35Z")
> [@Linty Fresh](#): > > I listen to idiots like Ann Coulter and Bill O’Reilly, and it occurs to me that some people didn’t hear the words “Shut the fuck up” nearly as much as they should have while growing up . I suspect they heard them plenty. They’re just too full of shit to take good advice. ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2006, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-im-not-having-dessert-with-ann-coulter/341913/36 "2006-01-28T01:25:34Z")
> [@eleanorigby](#): > > And she’s an effing moron. Yes, but to conservatives, that’s a turn-on. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2006, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-im-not-having-dessert-with-ann-coulter/341913/37 "2006-01-28T03:34:25Z")
> [@rjung](#): > > Yes, but to conservatives, that’s a turn-on. Perhaps she is a role model? Mentor? She is the epitome of someone who can dish it out and not take it–and that reasoning is just about her level. \ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2006, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-im-not-having-dessert-with-ann-coulter/341913/38 "2006-01-28T03:37:26Z")
> [@DianaG](#): > > I don’t think she’s a man. I think she’s an [alien](http://www.overspun.com/images/Coulter.Alien.jpg). Ew. She has two elbows. Per arm, that is. ---
**Author:** ![Hippy\_Hollow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hippy_hollow/32/4841_2.png) [@Hippy\_Hollow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hippy_Hollow)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2006, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-im-not-having-dessert-with-ann-coulter/341913/39 "2006-01-28T04:29:09Z")
> [@](#): > > The college president, Walter Kimbrough Hey! I know this guy… we’ve talked a few times about research. He’s my fraternity brother, he’s well-respected in the field of student affairs, and has written extensively about the Black Greek system… Seriously, Walter, why would you say _that?_ ---
**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2006, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-im-not-having-dessert-with-ann-coulter/341913/40 "2006-01-28T04:52:55Z")
Son of a bitch! I was hoping to see her when she came to Philander Smith College here in Arkansas. Marc [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-im-not-having-dessert-with-ann-coulter/341913.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-im-not-having-dessert-with-ann-coulter/341913.md?page=3)