Why is butt-dialing so common with the older generation?

So, did he get busted smoking dope in the park with his buddies?

Don’t leave us a hanging’!

Spent his entire senior year having to pee in a bottle each week. Uh, yeah. But not because of butt dialing 911, that just led him to throw his phone into the lake. (Once.)

The good part was, he graduated!

I don’t hate modern phones and I am aware of the revolution they have brought about in people’s life styles but I’ve never liked phones.

Whoever wants to think of me as a dinosaur, I advise them to think again - I’m a shark. Sharks have been around longer than dinosaurs. Or trees.

Get off my [del]lawn[/del] phone!