Why Is Communism Such a Joke in the US?

I didn’t know that - thanks.

How did the timing work in France? IIRC, Germany and the USSR signed the Ribbentropp-Molotov pact in 1939, before the USSR and Germany invaded Poland, and Hitler attacked France in 1940. He didn’t attack the Soviet Union until after he had conquered France.

I assume the Communists repudiated their support of or neutrality towards Hitler when he attacked France. And then they had the whole course of the war to rehabilitate themselves.

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Shodan

Indeed, the Communist repudiation of Hitler did much good for their cause. The Cambridge Five, for example, were motivated in large part by the desire to fight fascism, and believed Stalin offered them the best opportunity to do so.

Well, I have no cite, but I recall a history prof mentioning that when the Nazi officials took over in occupied France, they actually encountered French Communists showing up at their offices and asking, “What can I do for you?” Party discipline was just that strong.

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: The fact remains that without American military support, Western Europe would have had to take a much more realistic attitude about the danger from the Soviet Union and the Warsaw Pact. I am very much aware of all that history, thank you, but NATO has allowed Europeans to live in something of a bubble for decades. Nor was communism was a remote, theoretical thing to Americans with a nuclear Damoclean sword hanging over our heads for decades. And who said anything about taxes?

What on earth are you talking about? American military support meant very little to Western Europe. The NATO forces in West Germany would have been overrun in about thirty seconds if the Soviets had actually invaded.

I did, because taxes were the only thing about all this that Americans actually had to put up with. That and, at some periods, the draft, but draft-age men are always a minority.

:rolleyes: And of course “communism was a remote, theoretical thing to Americans with a nuclear Damoclean sword hanging over our heads for decades.” That kind of threat is remote and theoretical – and has nothing to do with the Communist threat at all; a Nazi Europe would have presented exactly the same threat.

:dubious: And how could the European attitude possibly have been any more “realistic” than it was? E.g., such Europeans who marched for a “nuclear freeze” were entirely in the right. They demanded it, not because they did not fear Communism, but because they quite rationally feared far more the prospect of yet another great-power war where their own countries would be the main battleground. At the same time, they also knew, quite correctly, that they had little to fear from Communism, except as it was expressed in local terrorism. They knew, far better than Americans knew, that the USSR was not really committed to westward expansion except in theory, and that from the Soviet POV the Warsaw Pact was not a revolutionary frontier but a defensive frontier (entirely understandable in light of Russian history, with invasions periodically coming from the West). Europeans knew a lot more about Communism than Americans did, and if their attitude was less obsessively a good-vs.-evil one, that is, rather, grounds to suspect the Americans of being “unrealistic”.

Uh, right. Are you disagreeing with something? Obviously Cuba was once considered a Communist threat, intent on spreading Soviet backed Communism throughout Latin America, and posing a launch pad for a Soviet assault on the US. But the OP is about why Communism is a joke now.

No, expanding.

Substitute ‘when he attacked the USSR’.
Individual communists were thrown out of their party, or sanctioned, for dissenting with the Pact, and others who conformed promoted in their place. Until the moment that orders came to reverse course — after some days, since even top members were dithering, including Stalin, as to whether the attack was real — when they were reinstated if lucky, and those promoted carried on their jobs since the official line was that a/ the Pact had only been tactical, and b/ the Party was, and always had been, the only real enemy of naziism.

The non-communist allies against naziism were compelled by the exigencies of war to pretend that soviet communism had not committed as hideous atrocities, in the name of Humanity, as the nazis and that they had not, even at that time, a vaster body-count. So amidst the massive amounts of necessary hypocrisy wafting about in the '30s and '40s, individual communists cannot be blamed for conforming to the pretence imposed by party discipline.

They weren’t there to stop the Red Hordes, they were there as a trigger. If this had happened, it clearly would start World War III. Also, if there was a buildup on the other side there would have been a buildup on ours also.

Communism was pretty much a joke in the US even before the Soviet Union collapsed. In the US - not as an external adversary. The intellectual dalliance with Communism as a serious alternative pretty much vanished when Stalin signed the pact with Hitler, except for the spies and nuts like Lillian Hellman. Prosperity in the '50s made the appeal much less, and the fate of Joe McCarthy made fear of internal Communism a joke also. Since no one liked it, and no one was worried about internal threats, it became a joke. It helped that the rabid anti-Communists were pretty much a joke also.

I have to doubt this without some evidence for it. Either the communists did not show up and offer their assistance to the Nazis, or else party discipline was not that strong. Stalin had no interest in helping Hitler conquer or pacify France. Hitler’s invasion was not a surprise; its timing was. Stalin expected to have another two years.

E.g., from “Looking Back on the Spanish War” (1942):

And “The Prevention of Literature” (1946):

Here we see the roots of the “Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia” theme developed in Nineteen Eighty-Four.

As with everything else Orwell wrote, all this must be measured against the fact that he remained an avowed socialist to the end of his life; totalitarianism was his target, and he regarded it as inimical rather than indispensable to socialism.

I wish that was the case. The Soviet Union would have collapsed much sooner if we had directed billions of dollars into productive economy instead of spending it on military growth which never produced anything.

This discussion is prompting me to start a thread on one of my favorite related subjects, which I shan’t mention here lest I draw the wrath of the overlords.

Didn’t the USSR collapse because U.S. military hyperspending obliged them to try to keep pace? Which, I believe, was conscious U.S. strategy from the start of the Cold War.

That is basically correct. They were hyperspending, and we were too. The difference is that we could better afford it. However, that is not the whole story. Please be patient and wait for my thread. I’ll post later today if possible. I just want a little time to form a coherent argument instead of my typical half vast posts.

Internal Communism was a joke, not external Communism. Just about everyone equal to or to the left of William F. Buckley thought the John Birch Society was a joke because they were afraid of things no one else put any importance on. The only thing dopier than Gus Hall (leader of CP-USA) was someone scared of Gus Hall.
The Communists in the Soviet Union had nuclear weapons and missiles. The Communists in the USA hardly had a working telephone.

Well, not really. Spending to keep up with US military spending did ultimately bankrupt the USSR, but they weren’t “obligated to keep pace”.

It may have accelerated the collapse, but it wasn’t the basic cause. The real problem was that command economies just don’t work.

That’s not quite true. Command economies do not work in the sense that they do not result in the efficient use of resources. However, efficiency is not the be-all and end-all of economics. Our economy is extremely efficient, but huge fractions are devoted to fairly pointless activities - campaign advertising, string cheese, rebooting bad horror flick franchises, Hello Kitty iPhone covers, and so on.