# Why is Diamonds02 limited to starting one new thread per week? **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [September 26, 2012, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-diamonds02-limited-to-starting-one-new-thread-per-week/635934 "2012-09-26T21:53:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Diamonds02](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5a626/32.png) [@Diamonds02](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diamonds02)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-diamonds02-limited-to-starting-one-new-thread-per-week/635934/121 "2012-10-18T16:04:58Z")
> [@splatterpunk](#): > > **December 16:** My uncle has a barn. My mom can make the costumes. Let’s put on a show!!! Only if it involves dirty, nasty, ferocious animals! > [@SecretaryofEvil](#): > > OK, I give credit where credit is due. I love this post, and I’m starting to view Diamonds02 in a whole different light. Yes, if you hold me up to the light in the right way, I will give off a spectrum of colors. 😃 Taste the rainbow! > [@DrFidelius](#): > > **D2** , why not just hijack other people’s threads for your little shows? Good idea! > [@Justin\_Bailey](#): > > Allow me to save you the trouble from starting any of these threads… Awesome, awesome. 😃 > [@Irishman](#): > > I think the question is not if farts come in different sounds, but if there is a correlation of the sounds made to the demographics of the one farting. Yes. That’s what I mean. What I have notice: -Small young Asian and white chicks: Very squeeky -Old men of any race: Very loose -Old women: Long and airry -Overweight black chicks: Clappy ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-diamonds02-limited-to-starting-one-new-thread-per-week/635934/122 "2012-10-18T16:11:19Z")
Can we also limit her posting to once a week? ---
**Author:** ![Diamonds02](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5a626/32.png) [@Diamonds02](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diamonds02)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-diamonds02-limited-to-starting-one-new-thread-per-week/635934/123 "2012-10-18T16:47:29Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > Can we also limit her posting to once a week? Sista to sista. Why you gotta hate? ---
**Author:** ![Lukeinva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lukeinva/32/17872_2.png) [@Lukeinva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lukeinva)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-diamonds02-limited-to-starting-one-new-thread-per-week/635934/124 "2012-10-18T16:48:13Z")
She is as wildly entertaining as a train wreck so please don’t ban her. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-diamonds02-limited-to-starting-one-new-thread-per-week/635934/125 "2012-10-18T17:17:37Z")
Ever been _in_ a train wreck? Fun factor tends to vary. ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-diamonds02-limited-to-starting-one-new-thread-per-week/635934/126 "2012-10-18T18:08:39Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Ever been _in_ a train wreck? Fun factor tends to vary. This is true. I went to a Train concert once and it wasn’t fun at all. ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Linctus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Simple\_Linctus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Linctus)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-diamonds02-limited-to-starting-one-new-thread-per-week/635934/127 "2012-10-18T18:59:18Z")
> [@Diamonds02](#): > > Yes, if you hold me up to the light in the right way, I will give off a spectrum of colors. 😃 Taste the rainbow! You are true sugar in a board full of saccharin 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Dallas\_Jones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dallas_jones/32/3277_2.png) [@Dallas\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dallas_Jones)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-diamonds02-limited-to-starting-one-new-thread-per-week/635934/128 "2012-10-18T19:08:48Z")
**Diamonds02** is like a pretty flower, that smells bad. But if you find this flower along the side of the road while you are on your way back from delivering pizza, you might be able to pick a few and make some serious bank. She is a bright, shining flashlight into your house, a honking horn in the early hours of the morning. As refeshing as if you found underwear in a pile of clean clothes that obviously don’t belong to anyone in the house. ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-diamonds02-limited-to-starting-one-new-thread-per-week/635934/129 "2012-10-18T20:13:32Z")
> [@Dallas\_Jones](#): > > **Diamonds02** is like a pretty flower, that smells bad. But if you find this flower along the side of the road while you are on your way back from delivering pizza, you might be able to pick a few and make some serious bank. > > She is a bright, shining flashlight into your house, a honking horn in the early hours of the morning. > > As refeshing as if you found underwear in a pile of clean clothes that obviously don’t belong to anyone in the house. Greetings Diamonds02. It appears that your posts inspire a flow of comedic literary prose here, and I appreciate it. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-diamonds02-limited-to-starting-one-new-thread-per-week/635934/130 "2012-10-18T21:38:33Z")
> [@Dallas\_Jones](#): > > **Diamonds02** is like a pretty flower, that smells bad. But if you find this flower along the side of the road while you are on your way back from delivering pizza, you might be able to pick a few and make some serious bank. > > She is a bright, shining flashlight into your house, a honking horn in the early hours of the morning. > > As refeshing as if you found underwear in a pile of clean clothes that obviously don’t belong to anyone in the house. This is perhaps the single funniest post I have ever read here on the dope. My eyes are twitching I’m laughing so hard, and trying to suppress it. What a fantastic way of tying all her posts together into one “compliment”. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-diamonds02-limited-to-starting-one-new-thread-per-week/635934/131 "2012-10-18T21:59:54Z")
> [@Dallas\_Jones](#): > > **Diamonds02** is like a pretty flower, that smells bad. But if you find this flower along the side of the road while you are on your way back from delivering pizza, you might be able to pick a few and make some serious bank. > > She is a bright, shining flashlight into your house, a honking horn in the early hours of the morning. > > As refeshing as if you found underwear in a pile of clean clothes that obviously don’t belong to anyone in the house. My friend approves. ---
**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-diamonds02-limited-to-starting-one-new-thread-per-week/635934/132 "2012-10-18T22:09:13Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > My friend approves. Wait. No I don’t approve and I think you should ask my opinion first before implying my position. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-diamonds02-limited-to-starting-one-new-thread-per-week/635934/133 "2012-10-19T03:15:23Z")
> [@Dallas\_Jones](#): > > **Diamonds02** is like a pretty flower, that smells bad. But if you find this flower along the side of the road while you are on your way back from delivering pizza, you might be able to pick a few and make some serious bank. So she’s a [rafflesia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rafflesia), pretty but smells like a rotting corpse. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-diamonds02-limited-to-starting-one-new-thread-per-week/635934.md?page=6)