# why is he so obsessed with me? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 27, 2015, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-he-so-obsessed-with-me/729058 "2015-08-27T13:30:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-he-so-obsessed-with-me/729058/21 "2015-08-27T22:14:54Z")
> [@queenbeeatch](#): > > I’ve tried not leaving my house for weeks on end but im still subject to relentless messages and phone calls. So, if you leave your house these people you have never met accost you outside? And you are unable to block their calls and messages, or turn off your phone? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-he-so-obsessed-with-me/729058/22 "2015-08-27T22:15:10Z")
> [@queenbeeatch](#): > > haven’t just met known him for a long time only recently things took a bad turn and yes i agree with calling the police or family suggestion You literally could not have used any less punctuation in this post. mmm ETA: Wait, does an apostrophe count? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-he-so-obsessed-with-me/729058/23 "2015-08-27T22:51:12Z")
Welcome, I enjoyed your post. I think your problem stems from your occupation. You might consider a career change – arms dealer, kindergarten teacher, or maybe, oh, I don’t know - crash test dummy? ---
**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2015, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-he-so-obsessed-with-me/729058/24 "2015-08-28T00:17:16Z")
i thought we had decided to set up a forum for wall of text posts because it takes a certain skill to read them and interpret them and frankly to tolerate them. i sometimes set them to mental music like for example “yankee doodle dandy” and that makes them more interesting and fun to read and i don’t feel like i’m being stalked by an unpunctuated nightmare like the nightmare i have about the creature in the next room and it won’t leave me alone no matter how much i try its like that girlfriend i used to have or the kidney stone i have right now that still won’t fucking go away. it hurts man. so the wall of text is like a wall that keeps out the pain is anyone still reading this you fucking masochists and i wish people would put stuff in paragraphs and stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Dogzilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@Dogzilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dogzilla)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2015, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-he-so-obsessed-with-me/729058/25 "2015-08-28T12:34:09Z")
> [@Maserschmidt](#): > > i thought we had decided to set up a forum for wall of text posts because it takes a certain skill to read them and interpret them and frankly to tolerate them. i sometimes set them to mental music like for example “yankee doodle dandy” and that makes them more interesting and fun to read and i don’t feel like i’m being stalked by an unpunctuated nightmare like the nightmare i have about the creature in the next room and it won’t leave me alone no matter how much i try its like that girlfriend i used to have or the kidney stone i have right now that still won’t fucking go away. it hurts man. so the wall of text is like a wall that keeps out the pain is anyone still reading this you fucking masochists and i wish people would put stuff in paragraphs and stuff. [Yakkety Sax](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ) I read your post while it was playing. Much improved. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2015, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-he-so-obsessed-with-me/729058/26 "2015-08-28T13:18:52Z")
I’m more for the picket fence of text, myself. Also, I’m a bit afraid to even post in this thread, as I’m feeling a certain inexorable…compulsion to get to know the OP better. ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2015, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-he-so-obsessed-with-me/729058/27 "2015-08-28T14:30:30Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Also, I’m a bit afraid to even post in this thread, as I’m feeling a certain inexorable…compulsion to get to know the OP better. … > [@](#): > > **honeytrap** > > _noun_ > > a stratagem in which an attractive person entices another person into revealing information or doing something unwise. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2015, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-he-so-obsessed-with-me/729058/28 "2015-08-28T14:58:01Z")
> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#): > > \*Well I’m a king bee > Want you to be my queen > Well I’m a king bee, baby > Want you to be my queen > Together we can make honey > The world has never seen \* \*You know I’m a crawlin’ king snake baby and I rules my den You know I’m a crawlin’ king snake baby and I rules my den I don’t want you hangin’ around my mate wanna use her for myself \* ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2015, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-he-so-obsessed-with-me/729058/29 "2015-08-28T15:19:17Z")
> [@Moriarty](#): > > Stop agreeing to anal. \ 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2015, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-he-so-obsessed-with-me/729058/30 "2015-08-28T15:52:01Z")
A new poster launching in with questions about a somewhat unusual relationship problem? Must be Friday. ---
**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2015, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-he-so-obsessed-with-me/729058/31 "2015-08-28T15:54:47Z")
> [@Dogzilla](#): > > [Yakkety Sax](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ) > > I read your post while it was playing. Much improved. oh i like that. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2015, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-he-so-obsessed-with-me/729058/32 "2015-08-28T16:04:43Z")
Then Iron Man pooped in his armor and they all laughed and went home. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2015, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-he-so-obsessed-with-me/729058/33 "2015-08-28T20:45:44Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > \*You know I’m a crawlin’ king snake baby > and I rules my den > You know I’m a crawlin’ king snake baby > and I rules my den > I don’t want you hangin’ around my mate > wanna use her for myself \* I’m your ice cream man, stop me when I’m passin’ by Oh my my, I’m your ice cream man, stop me when I’m passin’ by See now all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy ---
**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2015, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-he-so-obsessed-with-me/729058/34 "2015-08-28T21:16:18Z")
Beeatch- You never answered my question. Is this the same guy who has hinted at double suicide as part of your “love story?” Did he send you, “…that meme of a girl trying to escape from a guy, and it says if he was my boyfriend, he would never let me go.?” If so, may I suggest this… You better run for your life if you can, little girl Hide your head in the sand little girl Catch you with another man That’s the end ah little girl Well I know that I’m a wicked guy And I was born with a jealous mind And I can’t spend my whole life Trying just to make you toe the line You better run for your life if you can, little girl ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2015, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-he-so-obsessed-with-me/729058/35 "2015-08-28T22:29:34Z")
If we’re doing a group serenade, I’ll contribute this for the guy to sing: \*Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to leave because I’d go berzerk? Well, you left me anyhow and the days got worse and worse and now you see I’ve gone completely out of my mind. And They’re coming to take me away Ha Ha They’re coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time, and I’ll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they’re coming to take me away ha ha\* ---
**Author:** ![half-elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@half-elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/half-elf)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2015, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-he-so-obsessed-with-me/729058/36 "2015-08-29T06:32:45Z")
> [@saucywench](#): > > Is this the same guy who has hinted at double suicide as part of your “love story?” 😕 Could you point to where the OP said that? Just curious. ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2015, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-he-so-obsessed-with-me/729058/37 "2015-08-29T17:33:03Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > A new poster launching in with questions about a somewhat unusual relationship problem? > > Must be Friday. And I have just finished going over this [thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=766509). ---
**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2015, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-he-so-obsessed-with-me/729058/38 "2015-08-29T19:57:08Z")
> [@half-elf](#): > > 😕 > Could you point to where the OP said that? Just curious. It must’ve been a dream. Forgive me good people! “Is all that we see or seem but a dream within a dream?” - Poe ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2015, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-he-so-obsessed-with-me/729058/39 "2015-08-29T20:06:35Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Then Iron Man pooped in his armor and they all laughed and went home. May I have that, please? It will be my _“Let’s go to the quarry and throw stuff down there”_ post for when I want to convey that I found something amusing. ---
**Author:** ![JohnGalt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johngalt/32/184_2.png) [@JohnGalt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnGalt)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2015, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-he-so-obsessed-with-me/729058/40 "2015-08-30T02:52:40Z")
> [@chowching](#): > > And I have just finished going over this [thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=766509). It’d be funny if they were writing about each other. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-he-so-obsessed-with-me/729058.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-he-so-obsessed-with-me/729058.md?page=3)