# why is he so obsessed with me?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-he-so-obsessed-with-me/729058>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 27, 2015, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-he-so-obsessed-with-me/729058 "2015-08-27T13:30:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![get\_lives](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecb155/32.png) [@get\_lives](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/get_lives)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2015, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-he-so-obsessed-with-me/729058/41 "2015-08-30T03:09:02Z")

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> [@Moriarty](#):
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> Stop agreeing to anal.

Out of nowhere, you win the Internet. Damn, stealth win.

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**Author:** ![get\_lives](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecb155/32.png) [@get\_lives](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/get_lives)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2015, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-he-so-obsessed-with-me/729058/42 "2015-08-30T03:10:06Z")

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> [@JohnGalt](#):
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> It’d be funny if they were writing about each other.

I actually thought this might be a joke thread in response to that one before I opened it.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2015, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-he-so-obsessed-with-me/729058/43 "2015-08-30T05:40:05Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> May I have that, please?
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> It will be my _“Let’s go to the quarry and throw stuff down there”_ post for when I want to convey that I found something amusing.

Please no. We don’t need yet another one of those things.

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**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2015, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-he-so-obsessed-with-me/729058/44 "2015-08-31T13:36:59Z")

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I don’t think she’s coming back.  
We may have to kill ourselves.

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2015, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-he-so-obsessed-with-me/729058/45 "2015-08-31T20:54:35Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> Please no. We don’t need yet another one of those things.

What things? An Iron Man suit that has been pooped in and then laughed at and then went home?

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**Author:** ![Celyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2015, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-he-so-obsessed-with-me/729058/46 "2015-08-31T21:09:08Z")

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> [@BubbaDog](#):
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> I don’t think she’s coming back.  
> We may have to kill ourselves.

I think the OP was Zuleika Dobson. 😃

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2015, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-he-so-obsessed-with-me/729058/47 "2015-08-31T21:22:08Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> May I have that, please?
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> It will be my _“Let’s go to the quarry and throw stuff down there”_ post for when I want to convey that I found something amusing.

I didn’t coin it and that’s not what it’s meant to convey, but sure, I guess.

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