# Why is it so big??

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-it-so-big/75674>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [August 9, 2001, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-it-so-big/75674 "2001-08-09T21:43:20Z")\
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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2001, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-it-so-big/75674/21 "2001-08-12T05:09:26Z")

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> Alternate answer: _One credit card receipt for Swedish made penis enlarger…signed by Austin Powers._

“One Swedish-made penis enlarger…$199.95”

“One pair of ‘Extra Roomy’ all-cotton boxer shorts…$3.95”

“The look on shannybonanny’s face…priceless”

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**Author:** ![Mikahw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Mikahw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mikahw)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2001, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-it-so-big/75674/22 "2001-08-12T05:20:50Z")

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So, I suppose you won’t be buying the “mini-me” condoms, then?

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