Surreal, it’s time we told you the truth.
Your penis is adopted.
New around here, are you? Half the penis threads in GQ are started by Surreal.
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I’ve noticed that the skin on the shaft of my penis is significantly darker than the skin on other regions of my body
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Picture?
Oh, good grief, forget it, what was I thinking?
[QUOTE=black455]
It’s because you cover it in thick, bold, zesty A1 sauce.
Try using a little bit of white wine vineagar instead.
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Quite so. Other options include Hidden Valley® Ranch Dressing or Alfredo Sauce. NOTICE: Personal hygiene is important, here. You definitely don’t want your smegma in the mix. :eek:
Because it’s, uh, dark meat? :dubious:
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New around here, are you? Half the penis threads in GQ are started by Surreal.
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Hardly new, but hadn’t noticed. I’ll make a mental note of it.
[QUOTE=inkleberry]
BTW, you may wanna check your ass crack, it likely is also darker. If you are very hairy, this may be hard to ascertain.
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But isn’t that what friends are for?
Light brusing due to over-enthusiastic… washing?
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Light brusing due to over-enthusiastic.. washing?
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If anyone asks I just tell them “It’s my soap and my dick. I’ll wash it as fast as I want to.” :eek: 