Why Is My Penis Darker Than The Rest Of Me?

[Tristan]

Surreal, it’s time we told you the truth.

Your penis is adopted.

[Chronos]

Dear Og,

Thank you for having the guy from Gobbler’s Knob talk about his penis.

That is all,

Shibb

New around here, are you? Half the penis threads in GQ are started by Surreal.

[KlondikeGeoff]

@Surreal

I’ve noticed that the skin on the shaft of my penis is significantly darker than the skin on other regions of my body

Picture?

Oh, good grief, forget it, what was I thinking?

[AskNott]

@black455

It’s because you cover it in thick, bold, zesty A1 sauce.

Try using a little bit of white wine vineagar instead.

Quite so. Other options include Hidden Valley® Ranch Dressing or Alfredo Sauce. NOTICE: Personal hygiene is important, here. You definitely don’t want your smegma in the mix. :eek:

[The_Scrivener]

Because it’s, uh, dark meat? :dubious:

[ShibbOleth]

@Chronos

New around here, are you? Half the penis threads in GQ are started by Surreal.

Hardly new, but hadn’t noticed. I’ll make a mental note of it.

[panache45]

@inkleberry

BTW, you may wanna check your ass crack, it likely is also darker. If you are very hairy, this may be hard to ascertain.

But isn’t that what friends are for?

[FenneF]

Light brusing due to over-enthusiastic… washing?

[squeekster]

@FenneF

Light brusing due to over-enthusiastic… washing?

If anyone asks I just tell them “It’s my soap and my dick. I’ll wash it as fast as I want to.” :eek: