# Why is Paris Hilton so cute? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 7, 2004, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455 "2004-09-07T06:31:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![START](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@START](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/START)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2004, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/1 "2004-09-07T06:31:57Z")
Just looking at a photo of Paris Hilton here and wondering why does she have the cutest face and best body? My mom says every week I think someone new is the cutest, finest, etc so Paris is definitely my girl of the week. šŸ˜‰ Major MPSIMS ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2004, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/2 "2004-09-07T06:33:41Z")
Photoshop. Lots and lots of photoshop. ---
**Author:** ![kniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@kniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kniz)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2004, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/3 "2004-09-07T06:45:31Z")
Some have said she is f\*\*\*ing cute. šŸ˜• [sup] **or is it the other way around?** [/sup] ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2004, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/4 "2004-09-07T06:45:37Z")
I came here to say that Paris Hilton is butt-ugly, but that would be an insult to hyphens and butts everywhere. ---
**Author:** ![ageless6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@ageless6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ageless6)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2004, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/5 "2004-09-07T06:46:33Z")
And she looks just adorable giving head. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2004, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/6 "2004-09-07T06:46:40Z")
> [@START](#): > > Just looking at a photo of Paris Hilton here and wondering why does she have the cutest face and best body? > My mom says every week I think someone new is the cutest, finest, etc so Paris is definitely my girl of the week. šŸ˜‰ > > Major MPSIMS Rich crack whores are cute? _Go fig_. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2004, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/7 "2004-09-07T06:49:25Z")
If you like emaciated scarecrows with orange leather skin then I suppose Paris Hilton is indeed pretty cute. Otherwise, sheā€™s nauseating. ---
**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2004, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/8 "2004-09-07T06:52:45Z")
She reminds me of one too many night drunken misdeeds. or rather, the morning _after_ ::::shudder:::: Youth is wasted on the young. ---
**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2004, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/9 "2004-09-07T07:00:41Z")
I read ā€œWomenā€™s Magazinesā€. I know this is a Bad Thing but it is my money and they amuse me. That saidā€¦Paris Hilton Go Away! Iā€™m sick of looking at the richest little whore in the west. What the fuck is she famous for? Oodles of cash and no class. Go away you blonde ding dong! ---
**Author:** ![Silentgoldfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@Silentgoldfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silentgoldfish)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2004, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/10 "2004-09-07T07:41:10Z")
If it wasnā€™t for her fame and money she would at best be the hanger on in a posse of giggly girls (you know the type I mean). Someone here once said that for all her money she looks like she perpetually smells of cigarettes and cheap perfume and that is so, so, true. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2004, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/11 "2004-09-07T09:58:06Z")
> [@Aesiron](#): > > If you like emaciated scarecrows with orange leather skin then I suppose Paris Hilton is indeed pretty cute. > > Otherwise, sheā€™s nauseating. Intellectually, sheā€™s a coyote date. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2004, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/12 "2004-09-07T10:00:50Z")
Coyote ugly, you mean? ---
**Author:** ![Lamia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Lamia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamia)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2004, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/13 "2004-09-07T10:15:05Z")
I gotta go with the others hereā€¦why does anyone _think_ Paris Hilton is cute? I see women every day who are far more attractive than her. I donā€™t consider myself to be a real knockout, but I think even I am better looking than Miss Hiltonā€¦and thatā€™s without the benefit of all the expensive clothes, makeup, hair stylists, etc., that she has. ---
**Author:** ![paulberserker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@paulberserker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paulberserker)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2004, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/14 "2004-09-07T10:29:07Z")
Sheā€™s a scratter. And the celebrity magazines that look to and hype her as some kind of style guru are wrong. Mutton dressed as a kebab is the phrase iā€™m looking for. And anyone even thinking on starting a thread on why they think Nicole Ritchie is ā€˜cuteā€™ is blind. ---
**Author:** ![Kymodoce](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8797f3/32.png) [@Kymodoce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kymodoce)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2004, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/15 "2004-09-07T10:50:26Z")
Who? ---
**Author:** ![kittenblue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ba8739/32.png) [@kittenblue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenblue)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2004, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/16 "2004-09-07T11:06:43Z")
Iā€™m just amazed that with all her money she hasnā€™t had a nose job yet. Yes, sheā€™s very thin and very blonde and very crude and very dumb and very uninhibited, but cute? You must be very young. And I saw my first ā€œParis-wannabeā€ at the mall the other dayā€¦copy-cat hairstyle and color. But that girl was actually pretty. ---
**Author:** ![LorieSmurf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a587f6/32.png) [@LorieSmurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LorieSmurf)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2004, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/17 "2004-09-07T11:10:42Z")
To me she has a weird blank expression on her face all the time. She has always reminded me of one of those RealDolls. Ick. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2004, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/18 "2004-09-07T11:51:18Z")
She was on Leno last night. I spent the whole time asking ā€œwhy?ā€ Jay clearly had the same question. ---
**Author:** ![ageless6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@ageless6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ageless6)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2004, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/19 "2004-09-07T11:51:21Z")
**paulberserker:** Okay,Iā€™ve looked through a number of British to American slang dictionaries and I canā€™t find a definition for **scratter** anywhere. If youā€™re still here,what does it mean? I have a suspicion itā€™s close to slag,but maybe not. ---
**Author:** ![Cazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cazzle/32/75_2.png) [@Cazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cazzle)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2004, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/20 "2004-09-07T12:03:38Z")
> [@START](#): > > Just looking at a photo of Paris Hilton here and wondering why does she have the **cutest** face and best body? > My mom says every week I think someone new is the **cutest** , finest, etc so Paris is definitely my girl of the week. šŸ˜‰ > > Major MPSIMS Including the subject line, thatā€™s three times you misspelt ā€œskankyā€. Proofread, dude! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455.md?page=2)