# Why is Paris Hilton so cute? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 7, 2004, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455 "2004-09-07T06:31:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![YWalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/6f9a4e/32.png) [@YWalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YWalker)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2004, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/21 "2004-09-07T13:02:49Z")
> [@kittenblue](#): > > I’m just amazed that with all her money she hasn’t had a nose job yet. Yes, she’s very thin and very blonde and very crude and very dumb and very uninhibited, but cute? You must be very young. According to [this site](http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/paris_hilton_rhino.htm), she’s had more than one. I think she’s had it re-designed so that she always looks as if she’s looking down her nose at you. I think **cazzle’s** remark about the mis-spelling of skanky hit it right on the head. ---
**Author:** ![ralph124c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@ralph124c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ralph124c)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2004, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/22 "2004-09-07T13:04:34Z")
I prefer “Tinkerbelle” to Paris! ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2004, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/23 "2004-09-07T13:10:35Z")
You people who think Paris is not hot are [fucking](http://aldo063.free.fr/22%20D%E9cembre%202003/paris%20hilton%20oooo/DonScan_024_Paris_Hilton_Maxim_1203-5.jpg) [crazy](http://aldo063.free.fr/22%20D%E9cembre%202003/paris%20hilton%20oooo/DonScan_022_Paris_Hilton_Maxim_1203-3.jpg). Bruce \<3 Paris ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2004, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/24 "2004-09-07T13:36:29Z")
Maybe it’s the perpetual vague sneer she has, or maybe the way she looks down her nose at everyone, but you’re right. Paris Hilton is the cutest person the red-carpet fawners on E! have ever seen. ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2004, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/25 "2004-09-07T13:38:23Z")
She has the cutest little trust fund I have ever seen on a young lady. ---
**Author:** ![Tony\_Montana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@Tony\_Montana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Montana)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2004, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/26 "2004-09-07T13:55:11Z")
If by cute you mean she looks as though she cought fire and was put out with a broom. Then ya she’s cute. ---
**Author:** ![Kayeby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de0a6/32.png) [@Kayeby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kayeby)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2004, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/27 "2004-09-07T13:58:21Z")
Body - IMO Paris has a killer body. She likely has a personal trainer and goes to the gym a lot. Or possibly has really great genes. Face - a girl I know saw Paris up close when she came down under. According to her, she’d never seen someone wearing so much make-up. She said it looked very unnatural - almost like stage make-up. ---
**Author:** ![Halfpint](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/f0a364/32.png) [@Halfpint](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Halfpint)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2004, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/28 "2004-09-07T14:04:46Z")
**YWalker** beat me to the Awful Plastic Surgery site link, but since I’m feeling particularly uncharitable towards the silly moo, [this picture](http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/images/old_and_new_paris.jpg) is worth a look and a smile. ---
**Author:** ![Tony\_Montana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@Tony\_Montana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Montana)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2004, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/29 "2004-09-07T14:09:14Z")
> [@Kayeby](#): > > Body - IMO Paris has a killer body. She likely has a personal trainer and goes to the gym a lot. Or possibly has really great genes. _Or_ a line on some really good stuff doode. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2004, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/30 "2004-09-07T14:11:21Z")
She’s cute because you fancy her; that’s all there is to it and that’s how it works. There’s nothing transcendental about cuteness. ---
**Author:** ![paulberserker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@paulberserker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paulberserker)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2004, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/31 "2004-09-07T14:21:20Z")
> [@ageless6](#): > > **paulberserker:** > > Okay,I’ve looked through a number of British to American slang dictionaries and I can’t find a definition for **scratter** anywhere. If you’re still here,what does it mean? I have a suspicion it’s close to slag,but maybe not. Ah, Scratter. It’s a word we used to call people in school many moons ago. It basically means cheap and nasty - scratty. A bit vague I know. Viz’s Profanisaurus’ nearest is Slapper - a Ho, a vulgar woman. Vulgar. Thats what she is. Not cute. It just goes to show, you can’t polish a turd, no matter how much money or plastic surgery you through at it. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2004, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/32 "2004-09-07T14:44:42Z")
> [@Tony Montana](#): > > If by cute you mean she looks as though she cought fire and was put out with a broom. Then ya she’s cute. Bwaaahahahahaha! ---
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2004, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/33 "2004-09-07T15:51:43Z")
> [@Mockingbird](#): > > Rich crack whores are cute? > > _Go fig_. Absolutely, see you still have that crack whore will do anything and is delightfully amoral and uninhibited quality, but because she is rich she doesn’t have that dirty unkempt quality. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2004, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/34 "2004-09-07T16:41:33Z")
[Beavis and Butthead] Hey, why is she on tv? Because she’s famous! Well, why is she famous? Because she’s on tv! [/Beavis and Butthead] ---
**Author:** ![amarinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@amarinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarinth)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2004, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/35 "2004-09-07T16:50:32Z")
> [@Lamia](#): > > I gotta go with the others here…why does anyone _think_ Paris Hilton is cute? I see women every day who are far more attractive than her. I don’t consider myself to be a real knockout, but I think even I am better looking than Miss Hilton…and that’s without the benefit of all the expensive clothes, makeup, hair stylists, etc., that she has. I gotta think that it’s she’s very, very rich and people think “someone with all that money cannot possibly be ugly,” and lie to themselves. Because, she is. Just not the least bit attractive at all. That, and she does walk around naked a lot. Maybe it’s that and the money that distract them. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2004, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/36 "2004-09-07T16:55:41Z")
Eh, I’d do her. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2004, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/37 "2004-09-07T17:25:45Z")
Sorry but I find Paris Hilton slightly repulsive. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2004, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/38 "2004-09-07T17:30:53Z")
Eugh! I just got a glimpse of her on an ad for the OC. And on reading this thread I see that I am not alone. Indeed not alone be that I may not am very not so much here alone in this here place of a thread here this verily no. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2004, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/39 "2004-09-07T17:34:01Z")
This just has me wondering if anyone still brags about spending the night at the [Paris Hilton](http://www.hilton-paris.com/paris/). 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2004, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/40 "2004-09-07T17:34:36Z")
> [@Bruce\_Daddy](#): > > You people who think Paris is not hot are [fucking](http://aldo063.free.fr/22%20D%E9cembre%202003/paris%20hilton%20oooo/DonScan_024_Paris_Hilton_Maxim_1203-5.jpg) [crazy](http://aldo063.free.fr/22%20D%E9cembre%202003/paris%20hilton%20oooo/DonScan_022_Paris_Hilton_Maxim_1203-3.jpg). > Bruce \<3 Paris Look at those pictures again… she’s fucking **ORANGE**. Humans just do not come in that color. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455.md?page=3)