# Why is Paris Hilton so cute? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 7, 2004, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455 "2004-09-07T06:31:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/141 "2004-09-09T11:04:11Z")
> [@Cicero](#): > > This is one of the funnniest threads I have read. Especially Crazy Cat Womens comments. And does Chelsea really look like a horse? > > BTW, I find Paris Hilton vacuous, spoiled, attractive in a trampish way, and of very little use to humanity. No, Chelsea doesn’t look like a horse. CrazyCatLady was just showing the truth in advertising aspect of her name. ---
**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/142 "2004-09-09T11:04:33Z")
> [@Mockingbird](#): > > We’re just an international bondage summit. Hmmmmmmm I missed the Bondage Summit…back to straight. Fuck Boston Cream 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/143 "2004-09-09T11:05:41Z")
> [@calm kiwi](#): > > Gay semen tastes like Boston Cream? Damn I have been cheated! It tastes kinda salty to me. > > That’s it I have caught the gay. Hand over the toaster and the Boston Creams! :puts on a chastity belt.: Sorry, I think this cream would be too rich for you. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/144 "2004-09-09T11:05:49Z")
> [@Mockingbird](#): > > No, Chelsea doesn’t look like a horse. > > CrazyCatLady was just showing the truth in advertising aspect of her name. Miaowwwwwwwww 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/145 "2004-09-09T11:07:07Z")
> [@Mockingbird](#): > > :puts on a chastity belt.: > > Sorry, I think this cream would be too rich for you. > > 😃 Hehehe …oh yes maybe 😃 Me? lagos? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/146 "2004-09-09T11:07:21Z")
> [@calm kiwi](#): > > Miaowwwwwwwww 🙂 Always spay and neuter your fellow posters. It’s not an either or proposition. Always cover your bases. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/147 "2004-09-09T11:11:29Z")
Be realistic! How much fun are neutered ones! ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/148 "2004-09-09T11:15:53Z")
> [@calm kiwi](#): > > Be realistic! How much fun are neutered ones! Depends on the poster. They will live longer, be more content, and they won’t want to run around as much. ---
**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/149 "2004-09-09T11:19:15Z")
I like the frisky ones personaly. Not skanky like the old OP Paris, just frisky. ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/150 "2004-09-09T12:27:37Z")
> [@calm kiwi](#): > > Gay semen tastes like Boston Cream? Damn I have been cheated! It tastes kinda salty to me. > > That’s it I have caught the gay. Hand over the toaster and the Boston Creams! It must be that floridated water. BTW, **Calm Kiwi** , **Mockingbird** , thanks for ensuring that Pinky will never have any yonger siblings. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/151 "2004-09-09T12:53:49Z")
Since people were wondering… [That’s Chelsea Clinton???](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=261551&highlight=chelsea+clinton) ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/152 "2004-09-09T14:49:45Z")
Jessica Alba \> Paris Hilton \> Chelsea Clinton \> Hillary Clinton \> Rosie O’Donnel. Hope that clears some things up. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/153 "2004-09-09T15:41:00Z")
Okay, I can see Rosie eating Hillary, but the rest of it has me all kinds of confused. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/154 "2004-09-09T16:58:23Z")
> [@Bruce\_Daddy](#): > > Jessica Alba \> Paris Hilton \> Chelsea Clinton \> Hillary Clinton \> Rosie O’Donnel. > > Hope that clears some things up. Actually, I’m still confused. Where’s Bea Arthur during this daisy chain? …on second thought, maybe I don’t want to know. ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/155 "2004-09-09T17:28:07Z")
> [@Casey1505](#): > > Actually, I’m still confused. Where’s Bea Arthur during this daisy chain? > > …on second thought, maybe I don’t want to know. ``` Jessica Alba > Paris Hilton > Chelsea Clinton > Hillary Clinton > Rosie O'Donnel > shoe > Bea Arthur ``` There you go. /old joke ---
**Author:** ![kittenblue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ba8739/32.png) [@kittenblue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenblue)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/156 "2004-09-09T19:20:05Z")
I can’t believe I’m about to do this, but…I saw Paris Hilton on “the View” this morning (the one time in 3 years I watch) and, even though I still think her nose is regrettable, she was kinda cute and fairly well-spoken. Nothing like the personality I saw on “The Simple Life” (which my elderly mother HAD to watch, BTW). She actually seemed real. Now if only we saw more of this side of her, with more clothes on. ---
**Author:** ![Coin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Coin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coin)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/157 "2004-09-09T21:25:56Z")
_waves hand in a noncommittal gesture_ If she’d eat something and read a book, I could really get into her. Right now, I wouldn’t hit it unless she offered to adopt me. ---
**Author:** ![overlyverbose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/9dc877/32.png) [@overlyverbose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/overlyverbose)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/158 "2004-09-09T22:43:36Z")
I don’t think Paris Hilton is very attractive at all. First, her style bugs the hell out of me. I mean, her usual skirt or pair of pants begins just above her pubes, and you can see her tiny little hip bones poking out of her above her jeans line. And her face isn’t all that bad, but it does look like it was put together oddly, and I agree with whoever said she looked better before plastic surgery - she has a weird little downward point to the end of her nose that she didn’t have before. And her hair…I think she needs to lay off the bleach and let her hair recover from whatever it is that she’s been doing to it. It looks like it’s been saturated in detergents for weeks on end. I know very few people who think she’s attractive. The first time my husband saw her, his reaction was hilarious: “Overly, look at that! The Hiltons are starving their scarecrow!” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/159 "2004-09-09T22:46:26Z")
> [@Coin](#): > > Right now, I wouldn’t hit it unless she offered to adopt me. Am I drunk and British or is my Intelectual Message Board starting to resemble my Laddish spamming Message Board?\* [sub]where ‘hit it’ is easily the most common occuring pair of words[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/160 "2004-09-09T23:04:23Z")
> [@Lobsang](#): > > Am I drunk and British … Enough with the stop being redundant already, okay? 😉 I’ll have a pint in your honour tonight, pal! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455.md?page=9)