# Why is Paris Hilton so cute?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 7, 2004, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455 "2004-09-07T06:31:57Z")\
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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2004, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/161 "2004-09-11T21:50:54Z")

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Not to drag up a relatively old thread, but were you guys aware of [this?](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0827041_paris_hilton_1.html)

Seems she’s going the way of J-Lo now:

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> the 23-year-old heirhead actually has her own logo. It features a tiara monogrammed with a royal “P”.

HAH! _heirhead_. I think this is the funniest thing I’ve see all week! [sub]

Tripler  
Damnit! I want a tiara!! Where’s _my_ fuckin’ tiara!!

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2004, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/162 "2004-09-11T23:42:09Z")

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Yesterday, I purchased _PEOPLE_’s annual “Best and Worst Dressed” issue. (Yeah, I know, _PEOPLE_-so sue me, I like the clothes). On page 127 there is a picture of Paris with her sister Nicky. Paris is wearing a lovely black satin Prada cocktail dress. Her face is made up naturally, and her hair is down, and pushed behind her ear on one side with a barette.

She’s not drop-dead gorgeous, but in the picture, she’s very attractive. Which proves that if she gives up being a human Barbie doll, she can look quite fetching.

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2004, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/163 "2004-09-12T04:39:05Z")

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> Just looking at a photo of Paris Hilton here and wondering why does she have the cutest face and best body?

Why is she so cute in the photo? Have you had the photo tested for traces of LSD? I knew they used to put it on stamps, but on skanks, that goes too far.

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**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2004, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/164 "2004-09-12T04:43:54Z")

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I think that she fell out of a skank tree and hit every branch going down.

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**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2004, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-paris-hilton-so-cute/263455/165 "2004-09-12T05:03:14Z")

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I’d beat it up…

…with a baseball bat!

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