# Why Is This Sequential Thread So Slow? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 21, 2007, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-this-sequential-thread-so-slow/404893 "2007-05-21T05:12:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-this-sequential-thread-so-slow/404893/1 "2007-05-21T05:12:00Z")
From MPSIMS: **What’s the most interesting thing you’ve EVER done?** **Kif, I have made it with a woman.** **So, what’s the most interesting thing you’ve done lately?** **Outrageous lies about the previous poster** IMHO: **What are your favorite non mainstream tourist attractions in the U.S.A.?** **Great Dopers of Yesteryear** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-this-sequential-thread-so-slow/404893/2 "2007-05-21T13:42:39Z")
\*\* What’s the most interesting thing you’ve EVER done? So, what’s the most interesting thing you’ve done lately? \*\* People are so ephemeral these days. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-this-sequential-thread-so-slow/404893/3 "2007-05-21T17:12:19Z")
GQ: \*\*So what DOES happen when you mix Pop Rocks and soda? Craps (non-casino version) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![badbadrubberpiggy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/57b2e6/32.png) [@badbadrubberpiggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/badbadrubberpiggy)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-this-sequential-thread-so-slow/404893/4 "2007-05-21T17:14:25Z")
Just below this thread at the moment: **The Honeymoon is Over My Wife Is Pregnant, And The Baby Isn’t Mine…** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-this-sequential-thread-so-slow/404893/5 "2007-05-21T18:13:57Z")
\*\* Exotic animals do not make good pets. How do you stop a Snore Monster? \*\* That’s pretty exotic! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-this-sequential-thread-so-slow/404893/6 "2007-05-21T19:05:29Z")
\*\*My Wife Is Pregnant, And The Baby Isn’t Mine… What’s the most interesting thing you’ve EVER done? Did you have a UFO experience? \*\* Next on Jerry Springer… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Librarian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_librarian/32/402_2.png) [@The\_Librarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Librarian)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-this-sequential-thread-so-slow/404893/7 "2007-05-21T20:39:59Z")
**Why Is This Sequential Thread So Slow?** **SDMB Slob Reform Club - May Edition** ---
**Author:** ![NE\_Texan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e99b99/32.png) [@NE\_Texan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NE_Texan)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-this-sequential-thread-so-slow/404893/8 "2007-05-21T20:43:43Z")
\*\*Kif, I have made it with a woman. My Wife Is Pregnant, And The Baby Isn’t Mine… \*\* Well, I think we know whose it is now… ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-this-sequential-thread-so-slow/404893/9 "2007-05-21T22:04:29Z")
\*\* What happens when you flush a MetroCard down the toilet? So, what’s the most interesting thing you’ve done lately? \*\* Boy, some people _really_ lead boring lives!! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-this-sequential-thread-so-slow/404893/10 "2007-05-22T00:38:53Z")
From ‘New Posts’ **My Wife Is Pregnant, And The Baby Isn’t Mine…** **Satan sez: microwave your baby!** :eek: ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-this-sequential-thread-so-slow/404893/11 "2007-05-22T02:48:28Z")
\*\*My Wife Is Pregnant, And The Baby Isn’t Mine… You Beautiful, Beautiful Babe… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-this-sequential-thread-so-slow/404893/12 "2007-05-22T12:01:32Z")
\*\* I Pit people who use nicknames at work! It pains me, Mr. Idle, to pit you, but pit you I must. \*\* Yeah, I know. But it’s funny. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-this-sequential-thread-so-slow/404893/13 "2007-05-22T15:11:21Z")
\*\*Pastors’ husbands How can you tell if a girl actually digs you and isn’t just an attention whore? \*\* Well, as long as it’s not a guy and you’re not buying meth off of him you’re probably okay. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_the\_Immortal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Max\_the\_Immortal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_the_Immortal)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-this-sequential-thread-so-slow/404893/14 "2007-05-22T15:27:23Z")
What is this couch ashamed of? Cheap yet fun date ideas He’s basically an atheist Will AG Gonzalez have to resign? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-this-sequential-thread-so-slow/404893/15 "2007-05-22T15:42:08Z")
\*\* Foods you just can’t get enough of Good, cheap, accessible starter wines? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-this-sequential-thread-so-slow/404893/16 "2007-05-22T16:52:52Z")
\*\*Kif, I have made it with a woman. You Beautiful, Beautiful Babe… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-this-sequential-thread-so-slow/404893/17 "2007-05-22T17:48:03Z")
\*\* Like having a small, spic/fag/kike etc child. Satan sez: microwave your baby! \*\* That one is bad on so many levels ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-this-sequential-thread-so-slow/404893/18 "2007-05-22T19:38:16Z")
**mswas, polymorph yourself into an asshat** because **I’m ashamed to be related to you right now** as part of the human race. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-this-sequential-thread-so-slow/404893/19 "2007-05-22T21:38:31Z")
\*\*I found a clutch of turkey eggs Let the meeting of the Bird Clique Now Come to Order \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-this-sequential-thread-so-slow/404893/20 "2007-05-22T21:49:56Z")
MPSIMS **My Wife Is Pregnant, And The Baby Isn’t Mine…** **Very Strange Pet Peeve** I think it’s a valid concern. New Posts **Little things that have made you happy recently** **The decline of skilled trades** Party-pooper. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-this-sequential-thread-so-slow/404893.md?page=2)