# WHY ME??? oh god... WHY ME??? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 7, 2000, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-me-oh-god-why-me/6058 "2000-04-07T05:16:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2000, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-me-oh-god-why-me/6058/1 "2000-04-07T05:16:00Z")
Why do insane, drooling lab chimps choose ME of all people to IM out of the blue late at night? rEd HaT hAx0r: YUO MAYK SITES??? OpalCat: uh…yes. rEd HaT hAx0r: SEE MINE??? OpalCat: no rEd HaT hAx0r: WANNA?///… OpalCat: I doubt it… rEd HaT hAx0r: U BETTER CHEK IT OUT OpalCat: why rEd HaT hAx0r: ITz 1337 rEd HaT hAx0r: [http://www.somethingawful.com/jeffk/](http://www.somethingawful.com/jeffk/) OpalCat: no thanks rEd HaT hAx0r: I AM GOOD AT STEZ rEd HaT hAx0r: Y rEd HaT hAx0r: YUO DNOT CHEK OUT MY STEI BUT I LEWKED AT YUORS OpalCat: it hurts my eyes to try to read when you type that way rEd HaT hAx0r: SERRI I AM NOT AMERIKIM rEd HaT hAx0r: AMERICAn OpalCat: and that means you have to type in all CAPS? OpalCat: I don’t think so rEd HaT hAx0r: I THOT U MENT SPELING OpalCat: the spelling is pretty awful too rEd HaT hAx0r: MY EYSITE IZ BAD OpalCat: so? You don’t need to read your own typing rEd HaT hAx0r: U LYKE TO BE ASSHOLE? RACISIMIST? OpalCat: no rEd HaT hAx0r: u lissen to musyk OpalCat: yes rEd HaT hAx0r: TEKMO?? OpalCat: no rEd HaT hAx0r: SORRi rEd HaT hAx0r: forgut kapz rEd HaT hAx0r: u lissyn hardkor OpalCat: what is hardcore? rEd HaT hAx0r: lyke RAMMERSTEING, METALLIKA (SUM), COUNTING CROWZ OpalCat: I like some Metallica. Cant’ stand Counting Crows. rEd HaT hAx0r: HE-HE rEd HaT hAx0r: do u ever play drumz OpalCat: no rEd HaT hAx0r: U LYK DRUMZ??? OpalCat: not particularly rEd HaT hAx0r: tHey ar kewl rEd HaT hAx0r: OH rEd HaT hAx0r: U CHEK OUT [www.dci.org](http://www.dci.org) IF U WANT NO MOR about drumz OpalCat: not really interested in drums, thanks anyway rEd HaT hAx0r: YES rEd HaT hAx0r: d rEd HaT hAx0r: what instroment u lyk? rEd HaT hAx0r: u HEAR THAT MOVEE “amERican pie”? girl HAD SEX WITH INSTROMENT!!! OpalCat: I like violins a lot… and classical guitar… I play a little piano OpalCat: I didn’t see that movie. rEd HaT hAx0r: OH 🙂 rEd HaT hAx0r: OK THX rEd HaT hAx0r: WEL IF U gaet tyme plez chek my page, THX OpalCat: ok rEd HaT hAx0r: IT IZ IMFORTIVE rEd HaT hAx0r: imformative rEd HaT hAx0r: U use RED HAT LINEX b4? OpalCat: yes OpalCat: we have version 6 on the computer upstairs rEd HaT hAx0r: GnoME? OpalCat: yes rEd HaT hAx0r: THERE IS VERSHUN 6.5!!! rEd HaT hAx0r: WAT BOUT NEW VERSHUN OR KDE??? U LIKE X11??? OpalCat: that might be it. I don’t know, my husband updated it last rEd HaT hAx0r: is your husbnaad gut to yuo OpalCat: yes rEd HaT hAx0r: u drank wine??? OpalCat: not often rEd HaT hAx0r: humm rEd HaT hAx0r: wat are yuor hobbes OpalCat: [http://www.opalcat.com/hobbies.html](http://www.opalcat.com/hobbies.html) rEd HaT hAx0r: THAT IZ NEAT…HOBBEZ ON A SYT!!! HAAAAAAAhahahah rEd HaT hAx0r: i go luuk rEd HaT hAx0r: WHAT IZ POWER TOOLZ OpalCat: things like electric drills, saws, sanders, etc rEd HaT hAx0r: U karful with them?? OpalCat: no, I usually lose a couple of fingers or so each time I use them. I’m only a woman, after all * * * – I have over 2000 posts, dammit! Show some respect. [http://fathom.org/opalcat/showmerespect.jpg](http://fathom.org/opalcat/showmerespect.jpg) O p a l C a t [www.opalcat.com](http://www.opalcat.com) ---
**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2000, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-me-oh-god-why-me/6058/2 "2000-04-07T06:05:00Z")
Is that an actual transcrpit? I must say, I laughed my ass off at that. But what really scares me is that I’ve been to that site before. I can’t remember why, though. It’s certainly not the sort of site I usually visit. ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2000, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-me-oh-god-why-me/6058/3 "2000-04-07T07:00:00Z")
You know, I always wondered what would happen if we left a guy who flunked out of high school in a room with a computer and Quake. It ain’t pretty. ---
**Author:** ![Pooch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/dbc845/32.png) [@Pooch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pooch)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2000, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-me-oh-god-why-me/6058/4 "2000-04-07T08:07:00Z")
OPUL KAT, NEKT TIM U SHULD TRI YOOZIN HIZ LANGIJ N SE IF KOMYUNIKASHUN IZ ENY EEZZER. PUCH ---
**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2000, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-me-oh-god-why-me/6058/5 "2000-04-07T12:38:00Z")
Opal, I have no idea why you got picked, but his site is clearly a joke, and I think that the IM exchange must have been a joke as well. I linked to it, thought “wow, that’s pretty bad.” The more I looked, the more I thought that it was too awful to be serious. I then clicked through to the master site [http://www.somethingawful.com](http://www.somethingawful.com) , and saw that it’s a site that jokes about truly hideous websites. Jeff K., insane, drooling lab chimp that chose you to IM, seems to be one of their house characters. If you click on the “spam” you can see they try to start conversations with folks to put on the site. ---
**Author:** ![ReservoirDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8edcca/32.png) [@ReservoirDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ReservoirDog)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2000, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-me-oh-god-why-me/6058/6 "2000-04-07T15:25:00Z")
> [@](#): > > OpalCat: what is hardcore? > rEd HaT hAx0r: lyke RAMMERSTEING, METALLIKA (SUM), COUNTING CROWZ Counting Crows. Hardcore. Right on, man. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2000, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-me-oh-god-why-me/6058/7 "2000-04-07T15:46:00Z")
My feeling was that it was a joke also, (though I never went to the site) because it was so over the top, however I get a LOT of these and they aren’t all put ons. Usually on ICQ, and generally from middle eastern men. It’s really odd. The ratio of middle eastern to american people who ICQ me is around 10-1. Nevertheless, you have to agree it’s quite painful. * * * – I have over 2000 posts, dammit! Show some respect. [http://fathom.org/opalcat/showmerespect.jpg](http://fathom.org/opalcat/showmerespect.jpg) O p a l C a t [www.opalcat.com](http://www.opalcat.com) ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2000, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-me-oh-god-why-me/6058/8 "2000-04-07T15:50:00Z")
Upon looking at my ICQ messages that collected over the night I find these: hi! would you like to make cybersex with me? or trade our photos? Hello I am Dil\_Jan From Pakistan plz give me way in your list (_\__) HI I AM LOOKING FOR A SEXY GIRL FRIEND ARE YOU? I AM A HANDSOME BOY IF YOU ARE A BEATIFUL GIRL YOU CAN SEE MY PICTURE AND WE WILL BE GOOD FRIENDS and it just goes on and on… day after day! AIIIEEEE! Some of the mail I get is pretty odd too. [http://fathom.org/opalcat/letters](http://fathom.org/opalcat/letters) I like the ‘trial lesbian’ one. * * * – I have over 2000 posts, dammit! Show some respect. [http://fathom.org/opalcat/showmerespect.jpg](http://fathom.org/opalcat/showmerespect.jpg) O p a l C a t [www.opalcat.com](http://www.opalcat.com) ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2000, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-me-oh-god-why-me/6058/9 "2000-04-07T16:09:00Z")
Oh, **Opal** , I feel your pain. In my case, it’s either desperate sleazy gay men (“AGE? LOC? STATS? LOOKING?”) or, my personal favorite, 13-year-old girls or their pouseurs (“Hi! I live near you! How old are you?”) Oy. Gives me a headache. Oh, and [somethingawful.com](http://somethingawful.com) was mentioned in another thread, I think in MPSIMS, but I don’t remember the thread name. I remember going to it and was blown away by its sheer idiocy. Esprix * * * [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, [Asketh the damn Priest Guy!](http://www.askjesus.org/ask.cgi?http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html)) ---
**Author:** ![Hepzibah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hepzibah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hepzibah)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2000, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-me-oh-god-why-me/6058/10 "2000-04-08T05:19:00Z")
Once, ages ago, before I figured out that you could turn off chat invitations on Compuserve forums, I was in the Parenting sub-section of a sort of “Special Interests” forum that included everything from Conservative politics to musical singing circle group discussions. Anyway, anyone on the main forum could invite anyone else to chat, but I was holding a puking, feverish one month old and desperately seeking information from fellow parents at around 1 am while waiting for the on-call pediatrician to phone back. Anyway, this guy broke in with: Him: HEY YOU GIRL? (Great opener) I typed: Sorry, very busy, can’t talk now. He attempted to describe my breasts and what he’d like to do with them in extremely broken English, and when I ceased to respond, typed, “Lesbian!” and immediately signed off. I must say, I was very impressed that he spelled _that_ correctly. Why do you suppose so many guys seem to use IM to make irresistable invites like “HI I AM LOOKING FOR A SEXY GIRL FRIEND ARE YOU? I AM A HANDSOME BOY IF YOU ARE A BEATIFUL GIRL YOU CAN SEE MY PICTURE AND WE WILL BE GOOD FRIENDS,” I mean, does this EVER work? Or maybe it’s like telemarketing, 94% tell you to go to hell, but 6% might take you up on it? * * * Ooh, I love your magazine. My favorite section is `How to increase your word power’. That thing is really, really… really… good. – Homer, ``Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington’’ ---
**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2000, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-me-oh-god-why-me/6058/11 "2000-04-08T05:23:00Z")
Naw, Opal, this guy is just way ahead of his time! Check out the very bottom of his page - Copyright 20000. ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2000, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-me-oh-god-why-me/6058/12 "2000-04-08T05:56:00Z")
I should have known better than to read this while eating. Damn Opal I just about choked to death on my pizza. This is way too funny!! * * * Give your children these two things: One is roots, the other, wings - Wally Wally He’s our Man ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2000, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-me-oh-god-why-me/6058/13 "2000-04-07T18:19:00Z")
My thought upon reading that was, “So, bjØrn is IMing people now, eh?” * * * “I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy Are we kin? Visit me at [The Kat House](http://members.aol.com/gr8kat1/KatGen/home.htm) and find out! [Join the FSH Muscular Dystrophy Webring](http://members.aol.com/gr8kat1/KatGen/fshwebring.htm) ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2000, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-me-oh-god-why-me/6058/14 "2000-04-07T18:47:00Z")
“RACISIMIST”! I love it! * * * “That’s impossible! Cartman doesn’t know a rainforest from a Pop-Tart!” “Yes I do! Pop-Tarts are frosted!” ---
**Author:** ![Occam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Occam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Occam)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2000, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-me-oh-god-why-me/6058/15 "2000-04-07T19:45:00Z")
Hmmm…bad spelling, poor logic and a caps problem. I think we have a friend for him. ---
**Author:** ![Chief\_Crunch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e8c25b/32.png) [@Chief\_Crunch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chief_Crunch)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2000, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-me-oh-god-why-me/6058/16 "2000-04-07T19:48:00Z")
Sadly, if the Internet has proven one thing beyond a shadow of a doubt, it’s that there are a lot of lonely, horny people out there. Before the days of Dialpad, my girlfriend and I used to talk on NetMeeting. Despite the fact of putting “Friends and family only” in her “info”, people (guys) still tried to call her while she was on a server. What’s particularly irritating is that often many of these guys would have “NO MEN, WOMEN ONLY” or “NO GAYS” in their infos. So, it’s alright for them to bother my girlfriend, who has clearly stated she only wants to talk to people she knows, but God forbid a gay person should try and call one of them. Losers. ---
**Author:** ![Konrad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f475e1/32.png) [@Konrad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Konrad)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2000, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-me-oh-god-why-me/6058/17 "2000-04-07T19:57:00Z")
That guy is fucking hilarious. Check out his website. He is truly l33t. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2000, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-me-oh-god-why-me/6058/18 "2000-04-07T22:51:00Z")
_sigh_ on ICQ: markes 4/7/00 3:01 PM you are fallen markes 4/7/00 3:04 PM sexooooooooooooooooo markes 4/7/00 3:09 PM sex sex sssexXXXX ilove you markes 4/7/00 3:14 PM i weel gong to usa in 1 manth cosed i see to you & weth sex to you i love you markes 4/7/00 3:19 PM i love you can you send to me sexXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX ## markes 4/7/00 3:27 PM sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx – I have over 2000 posts, dammit! Show some respect. [http://fathom.org/opalcat/showmerespect.jpg](http://fathom.org/opalcat/showmerespect.jpg) O p a l C a t [www.opalcat.com](http://www.opalcat.com) ---
**Author:** ![Ruffian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2000, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-me-oh-god-why-me/6058/19 "2000-04-07T23:23:00Z")
Opal, _believe me_, it is NOT just you. I have my share of these. Some of my favorites: Cyberboy619: hi wana chat im 14 and i was delighted by your profile Cyberboy619: does that mean no Lrconaway: You’re a kid. If you need help with homework, let me know. Otherwise, I think it’s best to chat with those your age. Cyberboy619: right Cyberboy619: good by miss conservitive Lrconaway: Wow. How about I help you with your spelling: “Goodbye miss conservative.” Cyberboy619: oh no i made a bobo Cyberboy619: kiss my (_!_) Lrconaway: LOL…a boo boo? And another (warning, I get pretty gross–I was trying to repulse him and make him go away. Didn’t work, but playing really stupid did): HtgAirGuy2: do ou ever not wear panties to class Lrconaway: Sure. 8 year olds love teachers who dress like hookers. Ripped fishnets, smeared bright red lipstick; yep, I go for the streetwalker look. Studies show it increases learning, after all. Lrconaway: And of course, I sport STDs, just to make the picture all the more complete and accurate. HtgAirGuy2: i was just curious because i know i tried my best to look when i was in school Lrconaway: Well, it’s nice you tried. HtgAirGuy2: so what do you look like Lrconaway: Well, it depends on if the herpes is in remission. When it acts up, the blisters tend to rub together and pop, and of course, with no panties, the juice just drips down my leg, leaving little drops on the floor. HtgAirGuy2: nasty lol Lrconaway: And the genital warts don’t help any, but I figure, when you’re going for the hooker look, everything needs to be realistic. HtgAirGuy2: stop your making me sick i get it you dont like talking about this Lrconaway: Gee, I thought you wanted to know. Lrconaway: You’re the one who asked a complete stranger if she went without underwear in an elementary classroom. Thought I’d just give you what you’re looking for. HtgAirGuy2: and then some by the way im rich and you are sick i allready know lol Lrconaway: Oh yes, I can tell by your brilliant wit and eloquence that you are a man of great intellect. I’m guessing you’re a grammarian, or some sort of expert on the English lexicon. Lrconaway: Your wealth is a natural result of such skill. HtgAirGuy2: no im a business owner thats always horny Lrconaway: Horny? Just take the damn viking hat off, then. Horns are usually removable. HtgAirGuy2: do you have a picture HtgAirGuy2: lol Lrconaway: I have several on the walls in here. I mean, I have albums full of pictures. HtgAirGuy2: that you can send Lrconaway: Well, I can send them, but it’s expensive postage-wise, and they can get damaged in the mail. I just like to keep them in the albums. Lrconaway: And the pictures on the wall–golly, the frames would break in transport. Why would you want one of them, anyway? And one more. A little lengthy, but this guys typifies the mentality I encounter the most. This was back in the day (at least two years ago) when I would bother trying to talk to these freaks. BTW, his opening comment is in reply to something that was in my profile–“I don’t cyber. Give up now.” Prozacbro3: cant give up…=) Lrconaway: it is advisable Prozacbro3: hhehe…and why is that? Prozacbro3: you deadly? Lrconaway: no. Prozacbro3: then why should i give up? =) Lrconaway: I just don’t cyber. Lrconaway: Period. Prozacbro3: hehhe Prozacbro3: not interested in cybering Prozacbro3: too hi tech for me Prozacbro3: =) Lrconaway: Well, then, why are you saying you won’t give up? On what? Prozacbro3: i thought you said to give up up…everything besides the cyber Lrconaway: well, considering I am in a serious committed relationship, there is nothing that will happen in that direction, either. Prozacbro3: heheh…lots of thing can happen between now and then Lrconaway: Not in this case. Prozacbro3: hmm… Prozacbro3: what if i am a millionare? Lrconaway: See my profile: Give up now. Prozacbro3: well, what if i do ? Prozacbro3: have that much? Lrconaway: then hooray for you. It makes no difference to me. Prozacbro3: are you just saying that? Lrconaway: Not in the least. Prozacbro3: you dont think that everyone has a price? Lrconaway: I don’t know about everyone. Just me. And him. Lrconaway: Money is insignificant. Lrconaway: It can be replaced. Easily. Lrconaway: I can’t. Lrconaway: And neither can he. Prozacbro3: that’s cuz you’re doing fine…but what if you’re in a desparated situation? Lrconaway: I am not a whore. I cannot be bought. Prozacbro3: hmm…you seem to trust him too much Prozacbro3: didnt say that you’re one Lrconaway: No such thing. Prozacbro3: just said that …given a situation…where you meet a millionare…hmmm you wont be tempted? Lrconaway: Why? Just because he has money? Lrconaway: That’s obscenely offensive to me. Lrconaway: I happen to work with low-income families and impoverished children. Lrconaway: If anything, I would be more predisposed to find an encountered millionaire suspect. Prozacbro3: and you wouldnt be? Lrconaway: Listen carefully: No. Prozacbro3: heheh… Prozacbro3: then why are you soo pissed off? Lrconaway: I’m not pissed off. I’m just repeating the truth. Over and over. Prozacbro3: hmm…that’s what you say now Lrconaway: That’s what I’ll say later. Lrconaway: Period. Lrconaway: Only a fool would find someone attractive based solely on the thickness of that person’s pocketbook. Lrconaway: I see I’ve silenced you. Prozacbro3: no lost your screen Lrconaway: ah. Prozacbro3: re read your profile…saw that you’re a third grade teach Lrconaway: Yep. Prozacbro3: that’s where all your morals come to use Lrconaway: All of them? No. Some of them? Sure. Prozacbro3: hope you dont brainwash too many…lol Lrconaway: Morals are amazingly versatile. They can be used in a variety of situations, not just teaching. Prozacbro3: my IM friend thinks …money can buy things too Lrconaway: well, hooray for your IM friend Lrconaway: there are several people who believe that. Lrconaway: And the people who believe that are the ones who can be bought. Lrconaway: I, however, do not believe in it. Therefore, I cannot be bought. Lrconaway: Frankly, I am priceless. And priceless people can’t be bought. 😉 Prozacbro3: well, continue this conversation with britzbro…i gotta …take off…he thinks you’ll wake up one day Lrconaway: That’s more than I would think of him. * * * Teaching: The ultimate birth control method. [Laura’s Stuff and Things](http://members.aol.com/lrconaway) ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2000, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-me-oh-god-why-me/6058/20 "2000-04-08T00:00:00Z")
[http://www.baiting.org](http://www.baiting.org) Go there. Laugh your ass off. * * * Yer pal, Satan [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-me-oh-god-why-me/6058.md?page=2)