# WHY ME??? oh god... WHY ME??? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 7, 2000, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-me-oh-god-why-me/6058 "2000-04-07T05:16:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2000, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-me-oh-god-why-me/6058/41 "2000-04-09T19:09:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Incidently, should anyone have the need to learn some really creative insults in the beautiful Language that Dutch is, I would be more than happy to help them out… Excellent! Where do I sign up? I’m always looking to expand my repertoire of insults in foreign languages. * * * Heck is where you go when you don’t believe in Gosh. ---
**Author:** ![SingleDad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SingleDad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SingleDad)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2000, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-me-oh-god-why-me/6058/42 "2000-04-09T20:47:00Z")
I like yiddish insults the best: “May you be so rich you have a house with a thousand bedrooms, and may you never get a good night’s sleep in any of them.” * * * Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2000, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-me-oh-god-why-me/6058/43 "2000-04-09T21:16:00Z")
gee, here I have been using ICQ just to talk to friends. I never knew what I was missing. * * * Cecil said it. I believe it. That settles it. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2000, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-me-oh-god-why-me/6058/44 "2000-04-09T23:45:00Z")
Tell you what, Neuro. I’m gonna start a thread over in MPSIMS on this. Although it might turn into Pit Material, of course. And just because you made me laugh very hard a few times over the past few days, you’ll get the first 5 insults for free! See y’all there 😉 * * * **Defect borg: _“Refutile is sistance. Your ass will be simulated”._** * * * **WallyM7** on Coldfire: _ **"Yeah, he knows a little about everything because they have a good prison library."** _ ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2000, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-me-oh-god-why-me/6058/45 "2000-04-11T04:30:00Z")
Opal, I had no idea Jesus was so insulting! [http://fathom.org/opalcat/letters/bad-4.html](http://fathom.org/opalcat/letters/bad-4.html) I guess that’s what you get for not being a christian 😉 Zette * * * “If I had to live your life, I’d be begging to have someone pop out both my eyes. Just in case I came across a mirror.” - android209 (in the Pit) [Zettecity](http://www.angelfire.com/ny3/zettecity/index.html) Voted “Most Empathetic”- can you believe that? ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2000, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-me-oh-god-why-me/6058/46 "2000-04-13T02:17:00Z")
SingleDad wrote that he received the following on ICQ Random Chat: > [@](#): > > ohhh. > u are so old fucked man stay away motherfucker > you fuck on my head What do you know! A haiku! (Well, sort of.) ---
**Author:** ![skupla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@skupla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/skupla)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-me-oh-god-why-me/6058/47 "2000-04-14T11:32:00Z")
And I thought bj0rns spelling and grammar was transdimensional. 😃 and now, some verbal vomit. Mummy now offers men jeers. Arrange harmony - bravo! (by Jeff Simpson) [http://www.anagramgenius.com](http://www.anagramgenius.com) ---
**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2000, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-me-oh-god-why-me/6058/48 "2000-04-16T00:29:00Z")
Opal, it’s just some people’s destiny to be flypaper for freaks, and it looks like it may just be yours, as well. All I can say to comfort you is my old platoon motto, when I was in Headquarters Platoon in D Co. 1/5 Cav, 1st Cav Division at Ft. Hood, Texas. > [@](#): > > _ **"Better you than me!"** _ _ **ExTank** “This message brought to you by the Committee of Selfish Bastards”_ ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2000, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-me-oh-god-why-me/6058/49 "2000-04-16T14:39:00Z")
> [@](#): > > WHY ME??? oh god… WHY ME??? \>Booming Divine Voice\< **BECAUSE, MORTAL WENCH; THOU ART SO FUN TO PICK ON!** * * * “There is no slander in an allowed fool, though he do nothing but rail; nor no railing in a known discreet man, though he do nothing but reprove.” Countess Olivia to Malvolio; William Shakespeare’s _Twelfth Night_, Act 1, Scene 5. ---
**Author:** ![Neil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/839c29/32.png) [@Neil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neil)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2000, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-me-oh-god-why-me/6058/50 "2000-04-16T18:33:00Z")
Eww…he/it mentioned [dci.org](http://dci.org) … as a member of a drum and bugle corps, I feel dirty. Neil ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2000, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-me-oh-god-why-me/6058/51 "2000-04-16T19:20:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by ExTank: > \*\*Opal, it’s just some people’s destiny to be flypaper for freaks, and it looks like it may just be yours, as well. > _ **ExTank** > “This message brought to you by the Committee of Selfish Bastards”_ > > \*\* EVERY day is Weirdos IM OpalCat Day! Lynn ---
**Author:** ![Tommy-Tutone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3ab097/32.png) [@Tommy-Tutone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tommy-Tutone)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2000, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-me-oh-god-why-me/6058/52 "2000-04-18T23:04:00Z")
Not the greatest way to make an impression with my first post, but I LIKE [www.somethingawful.com.](http://www.somethingawful.com.) The site is updated daily with news for gamers (guilty as charged) as well as links to what can only be considered painfully bad websites. From my understanding, the pranks that ‘Jeff K.’ (not a real person) pulls off are only at the expense of people who either spam him or contact him first. I do not doubt your post OpalCat, as he may be running out of people who contact him, but he does have some funny, if not incredibly unusual, humor. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2000, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-me-oh-god-why-me/6058/53 "2000-04-22T20:27:00Z")
Well, the registrant to that site appears to be: Registrant: Rich Kyanka (SOMETHINGAWFUL-DOM) 655 Baker St. Apartment R-106 Costa Mesa, CA 92626 US Domain Name: [SOMETHINGAWFUL.COM](http://SOMETHINGAWFUL.COM) So this JeffK is either a joke, or he’s letting him do it. Don’t ask how I did this. Vee Haf our Vays 😉 ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2000, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-me-oh-god-why-me/6058/54 "2000-04-23T06:29:00Z")
WHOIS lookups are hardly secret info, Cold * * * – I have over 2000 posts, dammit! Show some respect. [http://fathom.org/opalcat/showmerespect.jpg](http://fathom.org/opalcat/showmerespect.jpg) O p a l C a t [www.opalcat.com](http://www.opalcat.com) NEW UBB board, all are welcome: [http://fathom.org/cgi-bin/Ultimate.cgi?action=intro](http://fathom.org/cgi-bin/Ultimate.cgi?action=intro) ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2000, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-me-oh-god-why-me/6058/55 "2000-04-23T14:47:00Z")
Hence the smilie, dear. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-me-oh-god-why-me/6058.md?page=2)