# Why Men Should Not Wear Thong Underwear

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-men-should-not-wear-thong-underwear/184929>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 28, 2003, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-men-should-not-wear-thong-underwear/184929 "2003-06-28T05:15:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![born\_too\_late](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ba9def/32.png) [@born\_too\_late](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/born_too_late)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-men-should-not-wear-thong-underwear/184929/41 "2003-11-30T16:24:18Z")

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**Wang-ka** , is there any chance you would gather all your anecdotes and publish 'em in a book? People would shell out mad cash for these stories. Kinda like Dave Barry, only funnier.

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**Author:** ![Master\_Wang-Ka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/master_wang-ka/32/3325_2.png) [@Master\_Wang-Ka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Master_Wang-Ka)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-men-should-not-wear-thong-underwear/184929/42 "2003-11-30T16:47:18Z")

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Any chance?

The chance of that is one hundred percent, BTL. Email me for details; I don’t like the idea of spamming on the SDMB.

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**Author:** ![cherry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cherry)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-men-should-not-wear-thong-underwear/184929/43 "2003-11-30T17:17:12Z")

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bravo, your stories are very funny, the watchtower one brought tears to my eyes.

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**Author:** ![Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krisfer_the_Cat)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-men-should-not-wear-thong-underwear/184929/44 "2003-11-30T19:03:08Z")

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goodness… I am having the best visuals of the whole “listing to the side” thing I know I shouldn’t laugh but:  
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!  
OH my… oh OH my

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**Author:** ![Master\_Wang-Ka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/master_wang-ka/32/3325_2.png) [@Master\_Wang-Ka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Master_Wang-Ka)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-men-should-not-wear-thong-underwear/184929/45 "2003-11-30T23:39:58Z")

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…hadn’t read this one before, I take it?

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