# Why no movies featuring xxxxx as a character?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 23, 2007, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-no-movies-featuring-xxxxx-as-a-character/412863 "2007-07-23T17:51:11Z")\
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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-no-movies-featuring-xxxxx-as-a-character/412863/101 "2007-07-24T11:51:54Z")

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[QUOTE=Trunk]

Garbage Men – There was a movie about garbage men with Charlie Sheen, right?

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[Ayup.](http://imdb.com/title/tt0100135/)

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**Author:** ![Dinaroozie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Dinaroozie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinaroozie)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-no-movies-featuring-xxxxx-as-a-character/412863/102 "2007-07-24T11:54:44Z")

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Wasn’t the male lead in _Dirty Pretty Things_ something resembling a bellhop? Or at least some kind of hotel… person. I forget.

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**Author:** ![FlyingDragonFan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c89c15/32.png) [@FlyingDragonFan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlyingDragonFan)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-no-movies-featuring-xxxxx-as-a-character/412863/103 "2007-07-24T12:58:42Z")

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[QUOTE=Aholibah]  
How about a historian?  
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Wasn’t Tom Hanks’ character in _The Davinci Code_ a historian?

Bell hop — It was an ensemble cast, but Tim Roth’s character in _Four Rooms_.

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**Author:** ![Ronald\_C.Semone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cc9497/32.png) [@Ronald\_C.Semone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ronald_C.Semone)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-no-movies-featuring-xxxxx-as-a-character/412863/104 "2007-07-24T13:16:29Z")

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Bell Hop: Jerry Lewis’ movie **The Bellboy**

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-no-movies-featuring-xxxxx-as-a-character/412863/105 "2007-07-24T13:20:37Z")

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Bell hop as main character: Louden Swain in _Vision Quest_. Granted, he was a high school student and wrestler primarily, but his job was a bell hop.

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**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-no-movies-featuring-xxxxx-as-a-character/412863/106 "2007-07-24T14:51:23Z")

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[QUOTE=FriarTed]  
Also, the Oscar-winning female lead in MY COUSIN VINNIE.  
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That would be [Marisa Tomei](http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/1396/Events/1396/MarisaTome_Pimen_404615_400.jpg.html?hint=nm0000673), whose sensuality, poise and breathtaking beauty makes me think of inappropriate things.

😃

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-no-movies-featuring-xxxxx-as-a-character/412863/107 "2007-07-24T15:40:40Z")

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[QUOTE=Cartooniverse]  
That would be [Marisa Tomei](http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/1396/Events/1396/MarisaTome_Pimen_404615_400.jpg.html?hint=nm0000673), whose sensuality, poise and breathtaking beauty makes me think of inappropriate things.

😃  
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They’re only “inappropriate” if they involve goats. 😉

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**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-no-movies-featuring-xxxxx-as-a-character/412863/108 "2007-07-24T15:54:13Z")

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Surely the definitive garbage man was Sammy Davis in the original _Ocean’s Eleven_!

[QUOTE=Cunctator]  
I remember that we even got a flyer from the Institute of Actuaries of Australia suggesting that members might like to see (About Schmidt).  
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I’m surprised–it wasn’t a very flattering portrayal!

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**Author:** ![villa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/bc79bd/32.png) [@villa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/villa)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-no-movies-featuring-xxxxx-as-a-character/412863/109 "2007-07-24T15:59:45Z")

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[QUOTE=Aholibah]

How about a historian?  
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We have had a few, but there is also Harrison Ford in Patriot Games.

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