# Why no roads to Juneau?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-no-roads-to-juneau/389153>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [January 23, 2007, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-no-roads-to-juneau/389153 "2007-01-23T21:33:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-no-roads-to-juneau/389153/41 "2007-01-25T09:52:25Z")

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Because all roads lead to Rome. Nobody ever said anything about Juneau.

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**Author:** ![KGS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/90ced4/32.png) [@KGS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KGS)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-no-roads-to-juneau/389153/42 "2007-01-25T12:32:31Z")

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[QUOTE=Intelligently Designed]  
Slight hijack, but are there good movies anyone could recommend where the action takes place in Alaska?  
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[Runaway Train (1985)](http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0089941/) is about a jailbreak from a maximum security prison in Alaska. However, most of the movie was filmed in Montana, and the movie takes great liberties with geography (for instance, Alaska has no rail network to speak of.)

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-no-roads-to-juneau/389153/43 "2007-01-25T13:32:43Z")

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[_Never Cry Wolf_](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Never_Cry_Wolf_(film)) was shot in Nome and the Yukon. Heck of a good show, although it’s almost more of a documentary than an action/drama.

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**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-no-roads-to-juneau/389153/44 "2007-01-25T16:50:38Z")

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[QUOTE=KGS]  
[Runaway Train (1985)](http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0089941/) is about a jailbreak from a maximum security prison in Alaska. However, most of the movie was filmed in Montana, and the movie takes great liberties with geography (for instance, Alaska has no rail network to speak of.)  
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Sure we do. I’ve taken the train from Fairbanks to Anchorage several times. I suppose it’s not much of a “network” since it doesn’t go any farther than Fairbanks and doesn’t connect to the rail system in the lower 48. But there certainly are regular trains. Except ours are painted cheery blue and yellow, not black and gray like in the movie.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-no-roads-to-juneau/389153/45 "2007-01-25T17:14:51Z")

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[QUOTE=AuntiePam]  
:smack: How right you are!

**brewha** , but Honolulu is accessible by car from other towns on Oahu. Conan couldn’t say Juneau is the only **city** you can’t drive to, because there are many of those, in Alaska and even in the lower 48.  
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_All_ of Oahu is in Honolulu. From [here](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honolulu):

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> In Hawaii, local governments operate only at the county level, and the City & County of Honolulu encompasses all of the Island of Oahu (approximately 600 square miles).

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**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-no-roads-to-juneau/389153/46 "2007-02-15T19:35:07Z")

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It seems its a question of semantics. Pearl _ **City** _, for example, has a population of 31,000 people - but it isn’t a city.  
(from Wikipedia)  
It is a

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> census-designated place (CDP) located in the Ewa District and City & County of Honolulu on the Island of Oahu.

So, according to this, I’m wrong. But to paraphrase Abe Lincoln, even if you call a dog’s tail a leg, it still only has four legs.

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**Author:** ![Cemetery\_Savior](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/439d5e/32.png) [@Cemetery\_Savior](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cemetery_Savior)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-no-roads-to-juneau/389153/47 "2007-02-15T20:44:51Z")

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[QUOTE=kayT]  
Speaking as someone from downstate Illinois, it would make a pretty big difference to all of rural Illinois if Chicago became the capital. BIG.  
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Yes, and damn your interference! You are blocking our plans for world domination\*\*, and you will be dealt with!

\*\*: Involving, in no particular order, flooding the world’s cuisine with delicious deep-dish pizza, Chicago-style hot dogs, and changing the main article “the” to “Da”.

-Cem

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**Author:** ![YWalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/6f9a4e/32.png) [@YWalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YWalker)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2007, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-no-roads-to-juneau/389153/48 "2007-02-16T02:19:37Z")

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People went out and bought a lot of land in Willow thinking they could make a mint selling it for the new state capital - they ended up with worthless land that nobody wanted.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2007, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-no-roads-to-juneau/389153/49 "2007-02-16T02:22:13Z")

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[QUOTE=Cemetery Savior]  
\*\*: Involving, in no particular order, flooding the world’s cuisine with delicious deep-dish pizza, **Chicago-style hot dogs** , and changing the main article “the” to “Da”.

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For this alone the battle must be fought and won. Chicago-style hotdogs are an abomination!

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