# Why oh why can't I? (Solar storm/Aurora lights)

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** music\
**Created:** [May 11, 2024, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-oh-why-cant-i-solar-storm-aurora-lights/1001404 "2024-05-11T04:04:29Z")\
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It Ain’t Easy Being Green — Kermit T. Frog

Charlie Brown — The Coasters

Blue Eyes — Elton John

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> [@BlankSlate](#):
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> How 'bout a song that directly mentions _aurora borealis_?

OK:

Already ninja’ed by Northern Lights I see…

Nightwish - Not Unlike the Waves:

_Aurora swims in the ether_  
_Emerald fire scars the night sky_

_Solstafir!!!_

_Amber streams from Sol_  
_Are not unlike the waves of the sea_  
_Nor the endless horizon of ice_

Rolling Stones - She’s a Rainbow  
Teardrop Explodes - Colours Fly Away  
Echo and the Bunnymen - All My Colours

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A definite great entry for a thread “bands with colours in their name who have song with colours in their name”

Buried away on a soundtrack album “More”; Gilmour was in his “write songs like Paul McCartney” phase.

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Two by Neil Young & Crazy Horse:

Rainbow Colors  
Green Is Blue

Grateful Dead:  
Touch of Grey

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Red…Taylor Swift

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The Rainbow Connection — Kermit again

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Green Tambourine

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/nWbDgNRI3qA/maxresdefault.jpg "The Lemon Pipers - Green Tambourine [WITH LYRICS] [1968] - Billboard Hot 100 Number 1") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWbDgNRI3qA)

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Red Rubber Ball — The Cyrkle

Black Is Black — Los Bravos

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A funny one: The Blues Are Still Blue - Belle And Sebastian

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/CQwcqwHvrus/maxresdefault.jpg "Belle and Sebastian - The Blues Are Still Blue") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQwcqwHvrus)

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Blue Moon — The Marcels

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Blue, Red And Grey - The Who

[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/a7SliN-82P0/hqdefault.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEmCOADEOgC8quKqQMa8AEB-AG-AoAC8AGKAgwIABABGGUgWyhFMA8=&rs=AOn4CLAySONDOz6Di6SD2uES1lY8krrcaQ "The Who - Blue, Red and Grey") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7SliN-82P0)

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Red roses for a blue Lady…?? Seems like it was Dean Martin, tho’.

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_99 Red Balloons_ by Nena

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/hiwgOWo7mDc/maxresdefault.jpg "NENA | 99 Red Balloons [1984] (Official HD Music Video)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiwgOWo7mDc)

Somewhat arguable since the original German version “_Neunundneunzig Luftballons_” doesn’t mention a color. “Red” was added to the English translation to make the lyrics scan.

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/Fpu5a0Bl8eY/maxresdefault.jpg "NENA | 99 Luftballons [1983] [Offizielles HD Musikvideo]") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fpu5a0Bl8eY)

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Black Mountain Side — Led Zeppelin

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Don’t It Make My Brown Eyes Blue - Crystal Gayle

Guess That’s Why They Call It the Blues - Elton John

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Somewhere that’s Green…Ellen Greene

(From: Little Shop of Horrors)

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[My Coloring Book (Streisand)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?)  
[Carol Burnett’s version](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Gtg711srl0)

[Red Sails in the Sunset](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zExXFOTi3ZY)

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[April in Fairbanks](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGhFefLwmZg)

at 2:02:

> I’ll leave the Rivera  
> to the fools who want a fancy palace.  
> Give me an igloo  
> and the Aurora Borealis.

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Tie A Yellow Ribbon ‘Round The Old Oak Tree— Tony Orlando and Dawn

Around Her Neck She Wore A Yellow Ribbon — Mitch Miller(?)

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Long Black Veil…Johnny Cash and many others.

May the Bluebird of Happiness fly up your nose…Little Jimmy Dickens

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