Disastrously bad remakes:
The Jackal (Day of the Jackal)
**The Wicker Man
Flight of the Phoenix
The Trouble with Charley** (utterly pointless remake of Stanley Donon’s Charade, minus all the wit.)
Sleuth – I don’t care if Harold Pinter wrote the screenplay and is an infinitely better writer than Anthony Schaffer (they say) and Kenneth Branaugh directed it. (And Michael Caine got to play “the other part” this time). It freakin’ missed the entire point of the original, discarded all the mystery references and quotable lines, and replaced Andre Wyke’s games-filled domicile with a stark empty set (which alone should tell you that they missed the boat).
Total Recall – if there was a point to remaking this Paul Veerhoeven movie, I completely missed it. There has to be a better reason that CGI became available
Robocop – if there was a point to remaking this Paul Veerhoeven movie, I completely missed it. There has to be a better reason that CGI became available
The Day the Earth Stood Still – It doesn’t help that the original’s Gort still looks infinitely better than the CGI Gort in the remake, and that the dramatic raising of the visor still looks damned good, all these years later. There’s a lot more I could say, but I’ll leave it at that.
King Solomon’s Mines – The Richard Chamberlin/Sharon Stone/Herbert Lom/John Rhys Davies version from the eighties. How do you misuse that much talent all in one place?
The Phantom of the Opera – Every version except the original 1925 and the version of the Andrew Lloyd Webber musical. I could do a whole thread about this.
A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court – actually, as I’ve said many times, there’s never been a good version of this one.
I have to disagree about Thief of Baghdad – I know I’m in the minority, but I prefer the 1925 Douglas Fairbanks version to the 1940 Alex Korda version, even though the latter has sound and color and then-state-of-the-art special effects. The former has Douglas Fairbanks at his best, and William Cameron Menzies art design and sets.
I also disagree about King Kong. The 1976 version was garbage (except for Rick Baker’s and Carlo Rambaldi’s mechanical effects work), but the 2005 Peter Jackson version was , to me, superb. This is ac rare case where I was the precise target audience the director was aiming for. I was raised on Forest J. Ackerman’s paeans to the original and his behind-the-scenes coverage of it, and grew up watching the 1933 classic over and over so many times I knew it by heart, so when Jackson riffed on the original I caught every reference, fro his throwaway line about Fay Wray to the re-imagining of the characters and the Venture to his bringing back the long-lost Spider Pit sequence and the way at the end of the fight with the T. Rex the CGI duplicates Kong’s moves from the 1933 film. Jackson’s interpretation of New York at the end fits in perfectly with my imagining of the scenes (and I absolutely loved that he set it in NYC in the winter – that was wonderfully correct). And making Rick Baker the one to fire the coup de grace was the correct choice.