# Why remake "The Man from U.N.C.L.E.?"

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 11, 2015, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-remake-the-man-from-u-n-c-l-e/727548 "2015-08-11T14:17:18Z")\
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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2015, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-remake-the-man-from-u-n-c-l-e/727548/141 "2015-08-23T19:03:34Z")

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McCallum did a walk on in some family comedy where he gave the father some matches on the street, and the kids became convinced that their father was a spy.

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2015, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-remake-the-man-from-u-n-c-l-e/727548/142 "2015-08-23T19:17:22Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Do not spies disguise themselves?

Exactly! Solo was supposed to look like a suave international playboy, not one of JE Hoover’s minions.

I’m trying to imagine Robert Vaughn in a buzz-cut, grey suit, skinny black tie, and wing-tips. Just can’t do it! :eek:

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2015, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-remake-the-man-from-u-n-c-l-e/727548/143 "2015-08-23T19:30:20Z")

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When I worked at the Library, a guy tried to sell dope inside.  
The cops sent in an undercover guy. He had a button down shirt, blue jeans that were pressed and had a crease, hair just over his collar, and brown dress shoes.

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2015, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-remake-the-man-from-u-n-c-l-e/727548/144 "2015-08-23T19:40:20Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> The cops sent in an undercover guy. He had a button down shirt, blue jeans that were pressed and had a crease, hair just over his collar, and brown dress shoes.

Slightly different example: One of the professors at Middlebury was forced to buy a pair of Soviet shoes while in Moscow (his old pair had been stolen or something). When he tried to buy a ticket to the Bolshoi from scalpers on the street, none of them would give him the time of day. One scalper would size him up and tell the others “_Obuv’_!” (“Shoes!”) in the way of a warning, thinking he was some kind of undercover cop!

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**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-remake-the-man-from-u-n-c-l-e/727548/145 "2015-08-27T02:58:59Z")

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Question: in this movie, Napoleon sometimes refers to Illya by some other name or term – Dursel? Durzel? – something like that. I never got it clearly.

Is this a nickname of some sort, perhaps in Russian? (Similar to Illya referring to Napoleon as “cowboy” perhaps?)

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-remake-the-man-from-u-n-c-l-e/727548/146 "2015-08-27T06:10:42Z")

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> [@Trinopus](#):
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> Question: in this movie, Napoleon sometimes refers to Illya by some other name or term – Dursel? Durzel? – something like that. I never got it clearly.
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> Is this a nickname of some sort, perhaps in Russian? (Similar to Illya referring to Napoleon as “cowboy” perhaps?)

Haven’t seen the movie, but he might have been saying _drug moi_—“my friend” in Russian.

The plural of \*drug \*is _druz’ya_, but why he would say that, I don’t know.

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**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-remake-the-man-from-u-n-c-l-e/727548/147 "2015-08-27T06:39:38Z")

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I didn’t catch it properly, but that might have been it.

Darn good excuse for me to see the movie again!

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 9:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-remake-the-man-from-u-n-c-l-e/727548/148 "2015-08-27T09:43:09Z")

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From context, was it positive or negative?

_Osyol_ is an ass, as in “donkey”; \*durak \*is a fool or an idiot. Stress is on the second syllable in both.

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**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-remake-the-man-from-u-n-c-l-e/727548/149 "2015-08-27T12:05:32Z")

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> [@Trinopus](#):
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> Question: in this movie, Napoleon sometimes refers to Illya by some other name or term – Dursel? Durzel? – something like that. I never got it clearly.
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> Is this a nickname of some sort, perhaps in Russian? (Similar to Illya referring to Napoleon as “cowboy” perhaps?)

He calls him the “Red Peril” at one point and then “Peril” afterwards.

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-remake-the-man-from-u-n-c-l-e/727548/150 "2015-08-27T12:43:23Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Your Mother gave it to Goodwill.  
> The art work reminds me of Mad Magazine.

Which of course did its parody version, [The Man from A.U.N.T.I.E.](http://www.200words.com/auntie.html), starring Napoleon Polo and Illya Nutcrackin.

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**Author:** ![Jim\_s\_Son](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19adc/32.png) [@Jim\_s\_Son](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jim_s_Son)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2015, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-remake-the-man-from-u-n-c-l-e/727548/151 "2015-08-28T21:58:22Z")

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> [@terentii](#):
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> Waverly did (one episode focused on his humidor), but I don’t think either Illya or Solo did. Would have set a bad example for all the kids watching! :mad:

Sending Barbara Feldon, who translates Brazilian weather reports, out to get pipe tobacco.  
In a mix up she is given top secret information and pursued by Cesar Romero. So at the end she joins CONTROL and Romero puts on clown make up and a green wig to terrorize Gotham city.

One other thing in the tv series they used darts to sedate enemy agents a lot.

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**Author:** ![Kenm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bc79bd/32.png) [@Kenm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kenm)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2015, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-remake-the-man-from-u-n-c-l-e/727548/152 "2015-08-28T22:56:56Z")

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> [@Jim\_s\_Son](#):
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> Sending Barbara Feldon, who translates Brazilian weather reports, out to get pipe tobacco.  
> In a mix up she is given top secret information and pursued by Cesar Romero. So at the end she joins CONTROL and Romero puts on clown make up and a green wig to terrorize Gotham city.

Sounds like a Get Smart-Batman crossover.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2015, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-remake-the-man-from-u-n-c-l-e/727548/153 "2015-08-29T02:21:40Z")

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> [@Jim\_s\_Son](#):
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> Sending Barbara Feldon, who translates Brazilian weather reports, out to get pipe tobacco.  
> In a mix up she is given top secret information and pursued by Cesar Romero. So at the end she joins CONTROL and Romero puts on clown make up and a green wig to terrorize Gotham city.
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> One other thing in the tv series they used darts to sedate enemy agents a lot.

I recall the episode, but not the actors. Waverly was very pissed off. “Mr. Solo _thinks he may have given_ my humidor to Miss…”

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