Good point. When they apologized for their wayward weather balloon, Biden should have said, “No problem, just land it where it is, and we’ll gather it up and send it back to you.”
…and of course, if he had ignored their advice, that would have been the story. “Reckless Biden ignores advice, thinks he’s smarter than the generals! So Arrogant! Risks American lives in attempt to “look tough”!”
What makes you think they did? Whatever data it was collecting, it could just radio down to the ground (or up to satellites). No need to bring it down.
I guess I assumed if they have been sending up a series of balloons recently they would not risk one coming down in a populated area. Bad optics. And that they’d retrieve them at some point when they were over Chinese airspace. But that is a big assumption - as you say, they could be designed to stay up there for a long time, and if they do end up coming down for some reason, perhaps they’d self destruct such that no large pieces would pose any risks. Or, they can guide themselves to come down in the middle of the ocean - sort of disposable.
I’d bet the end-of life plan for these things is to let them drift over the open ocean. At which point the heavy payload is severed to fall into the sea while the now much lighter balloon climbs into the upper atmosphere to remain there for a long time and end up deniably who-knows-where.
The balloon itself probably has little interesting tech in/on it; all the stuff of interest to any adversary is in the payload that gets dumped into the ocean. After, of course self-destructively wiping all the data and programming from the computers and maybe even blowing up some of the most sensitive hardware with small explosive charges.
Apparently, we’re too late. They’ve got a world-wide fleet already! Now we know why all the Helium is disappearing – the commies took it. Next they’ll want our precious bodily fluids, mark my words.
Uh, we’re still trying to figure out the meaning of that last phrase, sir.
The balloon apparently did have self-destruct explosive charges on it. I haven’t seen anything in the news about whether the self-destruct mechanisms were activated by us shooting it down.
Tom Cruise could have used an ejection seat to fling himself to the balloon, grab the framework and climb aboard. Then he could hack into the controls and fly the damn thing to the Bahamas. Mission Impossible 9 anyone?
That’s completely unrealistic. he would have HAHO jumped from an even higher balloon at 128,000 ft a la Felix Baumgartner, landed on top of the Chinese balloon, and climbed down to the payload. the rest of your premise is plausible
Just in case anyone is too young to get the joke, it’s from Dr. Strangelove.
General Jack D. Ripper : Mandrake, do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk… ice cream. Ice cream, Mandrake, children’s ice cream.
General Jack D. Ripper : Nineteen hundred and forty-six. 1946, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It’s incredibly obvious, isn’t it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That’s the way your hard-core Commie works.