# Why so much use of "fuck" in thread titles?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-so-much-use-of-fuck-in-thread-titles/26482>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 22, 2000, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-so-much-use-of-fuck-in-thread-titles/26482 "2000-07-22T20:56:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-so-much-use-of-fuck-in-thread-titles/26482/41 "2000-10-30T06:30:45Z")

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> The first time for everything is fun. Just let them do it. They shock themselves and no one else, so where’s the harm?

Lemme guess, Pink… you find the bikini to be shameful? And the miniskirt? I suppose upper-crust Victorian pole up your ass has rendered you a superior human being, huh?

Here’s a hint, dumbshit… the word “fuck” works well as a modifier. For example:

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> Pink is a moron.

… doesn’t convey as much meaning as…

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> Pink is a fucking moron.

See the difference? Good, now get your ass back to “Barney’s Happy-Dappy Message Board For Kids”.

Now, back to the less-idiotic members of this board…

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> What the fuck is MUNGE?

It’s “mung” (no “e”). It’s a two-person practice… after digging up a “ripe” female corpse (about a year old), Person A places his face down near the groin area, while Person B drops his body across the corpse’s upper torso, squeezing the remains out throught he vaginal orifice. Person A then eats to his heart’s delight as the “delicacies” come out.

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**Author:** ![nevermore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a587f6/32.png) [@nevermore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nevermore)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-so-much-use-of-fuck-in-thread-titles/26482/42 "2000-10-30T09:25:26Z")

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oh

my

fucking

GOD.

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-so-much-use-of-fuck-in-thread-titles/26482/43 "2000-10-30T14:42:47Z")

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I love you guys. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-so-much-use-of-fuck-in-thread-titles/26482/44 "2000-10-30T14:46:51Z")

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> \*Originally posted by fnord1966 \*  
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> > \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \*  
> > \*\*Allow me a stupid question…  
> > What the **fuck** is MUNGE?  
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> You dont want to know, trust me. \*\*

Yes, I do.  
Why would I ask?

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-so-much-use-of-fuck-in-thread-titles/26482/45 "2000-10-30T14:49:17Z")

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Oops, didn’t quite see the last thread.  
Hmmm…has this been documented?

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-so-much-use-of-fuck-in-thread-titles/26482/46 "2000-10-30T15:40:36Z")

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> \*Originally posted by SPOOFE Bo Diddly \*  
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> It’s “mung” (no “e”). It’s a two-person practice… \*\*_{snipped for the sake of my queasy stomach}_

Ferchrissakes, Spoofe, I could have gone my whole life without hearing that. I won’t be able to keep anything down for a week.

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**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-so-much-use-of-fuck-in-thread-titles/26482/47 "2000-10-30T22:43:07Z")

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Well, Jack, consider it Dr. Diddly’s no-fail diet-in-a-week. You owe me $350. 😃

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**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-so-much-use-of-fuck-in-thread-titles/26482/48 "2000-10-31T01:48:48Z")

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> \*Originally posted by SPOOFE Bo Diddly \*  
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> It’s “mung” (no “e”). It’s a two-person practice… \*\*_{snipped for the sake of my queasy stomach}_

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That’s disgusting! And like someone else mentioned, where is this documented? It seems too gross for any human being to do. You’d have to have a sick mind…

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**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2000, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-so-much-use-of-fuck-in-thread-titles/26482/49 "2000-11-01T00:54:41Z")

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[THIS](http://www.bayarea.net/~arkres/wiltb/websurf/ws111096.htm) site takes it back to the 70’s, assuming the writer is speaking truthfully.

No, not the corpse version!! Twits.

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**Author:** ![Purd\_Werfect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47c2d/32.png) [@Purd\_Werfect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Purd_Werfect)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2000, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-so-much-use-of-fuck-in-thread-titles/26482/50 "2000-11-01T00:59:30Z")

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Perhaps the subject of this thread is a bit backwards. I don’t normally post in the Pit, but I do use the word fuck in my conversations. But only when it’s appropriate to do so. My Grandma has never heard me say it, nor does my son get his ears scorched by it’s usage. The same applies when posting in forums other than the Pit. The possibility exists that someone may take offense at crude language in MPSIMS, IMHO, et al. And so I don’t use fuck when posting in those forums.

Why do I use it? Well, it’s not to cover gaps in my vocabulary. I find it adds just the right degree of emphasis. It adds rythym to my speech, not so much in print, but rather, in spoken conversation. Maybe I’m just deluding myself. But I seem to know quite a few reasonably intelligent folks who do the same.

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**Author:** ![Brainz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Brainz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brainz)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2000, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-so-much-use-of-fuck-in-thread-titles/26482/51 "2000-11-01T05:52:00Z")

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Hey everybody likes to FUCK…

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