# Why the fuck did you do that to me girl? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 18, 2003, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758 "2003-12-18T14:37:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Tony\_Montana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@Tony\_Montana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Montana)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/1 "2003-12-18T14:37:50Z")
We had a platonic relationship, and your a beautiful girl. Then you made advances. And Im just a man who could’nt resist. Then we did the nasty, then all of a sudden you stopped calling, and talking to me. The only thing I was looking for was friendship the firstplace. Now I like you more. sluut… ---
**Author:** ![Opengrave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/919ad9/32.png) [@Opengrave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Opengrave)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/2 "2003-12-18T14:44:35Z")
Will corn be served? What about the finest linens imported from Egypt? Will anyone be freaked-wild? Daaaaaaamnnnnnnn! Smoove out! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/3 "2003-12-18T14:44:48Z")
**Tony** fucked a slu-ut. **Tony** fucked a slu-ut. ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/4 "2003-12-18T14:45:23Z")
You sure it didn’t happen the other way around? It usually works the other way. ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/5 "2003-12-18T14:46:28Z")
He only has to unfuck her and things will be back to normal. ---
**Author:** ![cowgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8c91f0/32.png) [@cowgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cowgirl)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/6 "2003-12-18T14:46:35Z")
if **Tony** fucked a slut … what did the slut that fucked Tony, fuck? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/7 "2003-12-18T14:50:25Z")
**Tony** ’s slut fucked a horn dog, of course. For a serious answer, perhaps she is embarrassed and worried about what you think and feel. Not everyone handles relationships in the most mature manner. Have you tried calling her? ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/8 "2003-12-18T14:51:42Z")
Have to second what **NoClueBoy** said. Maybe she got all weirded out by taking the platonic relationship to a new level, and isn’t handling it well. Talk to her. ---
**Author:** ![Tony\_Montana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@Tony\_Montana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Montana)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/9 "2003-12-18T14:53:28Z")
roflmao ---
**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/10 "2003-12-18T14:53:58Z")
**You’re** a beautiful girl. NOT “ **your** a beautiful girl.” **YOU’RE** as in **you are**. Why, oh why, is that so goddamn fucking HARD for people? Oh and yes, she’s a slut. ---
**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/11 "2003-12-18T14:55:03Z")
For millions of years guys have been out thought, out done, outmanoeuvred. You’d think that by now we’d at least ‘get’ the rules of the game, maybe even occasionally win a round or two. But no, it’s like the Little Big Horn every bloody time. Ain’t nature grand! ---
**Author:** ![Tony\_Montana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@Tony\_Montana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Montana)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/12 "2003-12-18T14:55:03Z")
She wont talk to me. ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/13 "2003-12-18T14:57:52Z")
Maybe you weren’t as hot in the sack as she would have liked. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/14 "2003-12-18T14:58:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tony Montana \* > \*\* …then all of a sudden you stopped calling, and talking to me… \*\* > > Like I said, then _you_ make the needed moves, don’t wait for her to break the silence. > > **Now I like you more.** > > Maybe this scares her. How are _you_ handling this emotionally? > \*\*sluut… \*\* > > Apparantly, not that well… ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/15 "2003-12-18T14:58:35Z")
Did you do “the move”? If you did it wrong, that’s why, slut. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/16 "2003-12-18T14:59:15Z")
Wait one cotton-picking minute here - _she’s_ a slut , and he’s blaming _her_ for all this, because he agreed to have sex with her?!? Last time I checked, it takes two to have heterosexual sex - unless she actually raped you, Mr. ITakeNoResponsibilityForMyActions, you are every bit as much to blame as she is for this situation. I just hope the people in this thread calling her a slut are just foolin’ around and I’m being whooshed. ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/17 "2003-12-18T15:01:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kalhoun \* > \*\*Maybe you weren’t as hot in the sack as she would have liked. \*\* True… Montana is now the name of a mini-van, so maybe she freaked out and thought she was screwing a soccer mom. You should tell her your new name is **Tony GTO**. Or something. ---
**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/18 "2003-12-18T15:02:54Z")
At least she’s not a “bitch” ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/19 "2003-12-18T15:04:22Z")
Maybe she was only friends with you for _one thing_. Since you gave it up to her, she’s lost interest. Oh wait, that’s us guys, isn’t it…? ---
**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/20 "2003-12-18T15:04:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SkipMagic \* > True… Montana is now the name of a mini-van, so maybe she freaked out and thought she was screwing a soccer mom. > > You should tell her your new name is **Tony GTO**. Or something. Why? So she can think she was screwing a guy going through a mid-life crisis? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758.md?page=2)