# Why the fuck did you do that to me girl? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 18, 2003, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758 "2003-12-18T14:37:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/21 "2003-12-18T15:05:00Z")
Because you have a tiny penis. ---
**Author:** ![cowgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8c91f0/32.png) [@cowgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cowgirl)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/22 "2003-12-18T15:06:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by featherlou \* > \*\*Wait one cotton-picking minute here … I just hope the people in this thread calling her a slut are just foolin’ around and I’m being whooshed. \*\* I know I was. The OP was a hoot to me because (a) this happens all the time, but usually (as **Shagnasty** points out) the other way around, (b) anyone who calls someone a slut for doing _the exact same thing as they did_ is a hypocrite, and © “slut” is a bizarre, ridiculous, stupid word that brands the speaker as kind of an arse. So from me the OP gets zero sympathy and some scorn. ---
**Author:** ![Tony\_Montana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@Tony\_Montana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Montana)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/23 "2003-12-18T15:06:16Z")
NCB I think I fell. JJim I’m not a slut I’m a whore there’s a difference… ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/24 "2003-12-18T15:07:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tony Montana \* > \*\*JJim I’m not a slut I’m a whore there’s a difference… \*\* She paid you? What you moaning about for then? Or were you short-changed? Get onto your pimp about it. ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/25 "2003-12-18T15:08:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JeffB \* > \*\*Why? So she can think she was screwing a guy going through a mid-life crisis? \*\* It could have been worse; I was originally going to suggest a [Pinto](http://www.fordpinto.com/images/4wdpinto15.gif). ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/26 "2003-12-18T15:10:26Z")
It 's your breath…and your freaky man titties. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/27 "2003-12-18T15:12:13Z")
Maybe she just didn’t like it when you said to her: “…say hello to my little friend!” sorry, the commercial is stuck in my head, and I couldn’t resist Sounds like she made her conquest, and having done that she decided to move on. Both sexes do that. What is your definition of the difference between a slut and a whore? ---
**Author:** ![Tony\_Montana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@Tony\_Montana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Montana)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/28 "2003-12-18T15:16:19Z")
Astro I paid alot for those pec implants, and regarding my breath I have this little problem called halitosis. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/29 "2003-12-18T15:19:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tony Montana \* > \*\*NCB I think I fell. > > \*\* I get it. You thought the beautiful was moving into a new phase, perhaps even SO, and now she’s acting like maybe she’s freaked about that and you’re hurt. Understandable. Unfortunately, I have no real answers. I’ve been in the same boat, from both sides.\* It bites either way. Go out of town this weekend. Ski, camp, bowl, walk around museums, whatever floats your boat. Might help ease your tension. \*No, not both sexes. Being both the non caller and the non callee… ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Kumquat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gary\_Kumquat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Kumquat)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/30 "2003-12-18T15:32:20Z")
Based on this thread Tony, I think we’re going to have a lot of trouble working out which particular reason was the deciding factor in her not wanting to see you again. ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/31 "2003-12-18T15:34:22Z")
Tony, the same damn thing happened to me once. 15 years ago. I now call that slut my wife. ---
**Author:** ![Who\_me\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/958977/32.png) [@Who\_me\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Who_me_1)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/32 "2003-12-18T15:36:32Z")
I think it was the goggles and snorkle you were wearing at the time… ---
**Author:** ![Tony\_Montana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@Tony\_Montana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Montana)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/33 "2003-12-18T15:37:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jjimm \* > \*\* Get onto your pimp about it. \*\* I would but the back of my hand hurts. ---
**Author:** ![Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/soul_brother_number_two/32/3515_2.png) [@Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soul_Brother_Number_Two)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/34 "2003-12-18T15:40:36Z")
Man I hate the way the word “slut” is thrown around. On the other hand, it’s helpful for the ladies to know that Tony Montana (izzat a porn star moniker or what?) is, in his own words, “Im just a man who could’nt resist.” Stay out the kitchen, ladies, or you WILL get burnt. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/35 "2003-12-18T15:46:40Z")
_Your Windsong stays on my mind…_ ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/36 "2003-12-18T15:53:40Z")
She’s probably just embarrassed. She’ll start talking to you eventually. Oh, but she probably won’t like being called “slut” :d ---
**Author:** ![paulberserker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@paulberserker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paulberserker)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/37 "2003-12-18T16:22:19Z")
sluts do it for free don’t they? a whore gets paid each & everyday (true playa way) or dey pimp beats they non paying ass. (Oxford English Dictionary) Tony Canyonero pauly t, his pimp hand is strong… ---
**Author:** ![Paranoid\_Randroid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paranoid_randroid/32/18_2.png) [@Paranoid\_Randroid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paranoid_Randroid)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/38 "2003-12-18T16:24:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by featherlou \* > **Last time I checked, it takes two to have heterosexual sex …** I’m not sure why, but I feel a compulsion to point out that homosexual sex requires two people, too. (Unless masturbation is homosexual sex, in which case we’re all gay, incestuous, and bizarre. I know I don’t think about myself that way - but maybe I’m in the minority. When I look in the mirror, I don’t say: “Hey, baby, what’s your sign?” I wouldn’t say that even if I believed in astrology. If they cloned me I wouldn’t be attracted to myself. Heck, if they cloned me and made me female I still wouldn’t be attracted to fem-me, mainly because that’d be just wrong, and I can’t imagine what sort of birth defects would arise from the fruits of such a coupling. Then again, I am from Kentucky, and this very well might be the natural culmination of some Appalachian tendencies that I’ve heard have achieved some popularity.) ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/39 "2003-12-18T17:16:31Z")
**Last time I checked, it takes one to have monosexual sex …** ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/40 "2003-12-18T17:30:38Z")
I got $20 that says she shows up on your doorstep in 8 months claiming it’s your kid. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758.md?page=3)