# Why the fuck did you do that to me girl? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 18, 2003, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758 "2003-12-18T14:37:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/41 "2003-12-18T18:16:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NurseCarmen \* > \*\*Tony, the same damn thing happened to me once. 15 years ago. > > I now call that slut my wife. \*\* Really? Wow, me too. Except replace “15” with “5.” And replace “my” with “someone else’s.” ---
**Author:** ![TaxGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b19c9b/32.png) [@TaxGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TaxGuy)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/42 "2003-12-18T19:41:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mac Guffin \* > \*\ ***You’re** a beautiful girl. > > NOT “ **your** a beautiful girl.” > > **YOU’RE** as in **you are**. > > Why, oh why, is that so goddamn fucking HARD for people? > > Oh and yes, she’s a slut. \*\* God but you’re a fucking idiot. When people type, they usually sort of talk in their heads and type what they hear. Your and You’re sound exaclty the same in your head, so lots of times people mess it up and then either don’t proofread or don’t catch it on a profread (probably because they are once again reading it out loud in their heads). So, the OP probably knows the difference between the two words and he made a simple mistake. The real question is why you get so upset just because you see a grammar mistake on a freaking message board. You act like the OP has somehow polluted your brain or something. You’re the one with the problem, asshat. ---
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/43 "2003-12-18T19:45:58Z")
Maybe I should fuck her; and then dump her! and then you could catch her on the rebound!! . . . . . on second though, maybe not. 'Cuz once you go ‘Grizzly’, it makes you all fa-shizz-ly. …and the GrizzWife would not be too keen on that idea. ---
**Author:** ![Tony\_Montana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@Tony\_Montana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Montana)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/44 "2003-12-18T19:54:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Shagnasty \* > \*\*You sure it didn’t happen the other way around? It usually works the other way. \*\* What comes around goes around I suppose,the karma train ran my ass right the fuck over. ---
**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/45 "2003-12-18T21:05:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TaxGuy \* > \*\*God but you’re a fucking idiot. > > When people type, they usually sort of talk in their heads and type what they hear. Your and You’re sound exaclty the same in your head, so lots of times people mess it up and then either don’t proofread or don’t catch it on a profread (probably because they are once again reading it out loud in their heads). > > So, the OP probably knows the difference between the two words and he made a simple mistake. > > The real question is why you get so upset just because you see a grammar mistake on a freaking message board. You act like the OP has somehow polluted your brain or something. You’re the one with the problem, asshat. \*\* Funny, they sound different in my head. As for Tony Montana, I think you’re both sluts. So there. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/46 "2003-12-18T21:16:27Z")
Blame it on the rain. ---
**Author:** ![Mercury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e95f7d/32.png) [@Mercury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercury)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/47 "2003-12-18T21:20:43Z")
Allow me to get this straight… You are good friends with a beautiful girl. Ok. Beautiful girl made advances towards you. All riiiight… You didn’t resist. (Can’t imagine why…😉 ) Ok. Now, you think she’s a slut for having sex with a good friend who didn’t resist. No, that’s not right… And you wonder why she won’t talk to you? Ok, if you want the friendship back, call her up (or preferably meet her) and say, “Hey, I haven’t heard from you in a while, is something wrong?” Don’t lie to her, don’t worry about being embarrassed and don’t worry about getting your feelings hurt. If you really want the friendship back, you’ll have to take that risk. But ONLY try to get the friendship back if you don’t think she’s a slut. Two of my best friends are male; one I’m dating and one I’m not. If either one of them, even the one I’m not dating, thought I was a slut, that would be the _ **END** _ of hearing from me, for good. ~M ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/48 "2003-12-18T22:01:14Z")
> [@](#): > > We had a platonic relationship, and your a beautiful girl. Then you made advances. And Im just a man who could’nt resist. Then we did the nasty, then all of a sudden you stopped calling, and talking to me. The only thing I was looking for was friendship the firstplace. Now I like you more. > > sluut… Lemme get this straight. She came on to you and you went along with it just like that; she screwed you and then ditched you, apparently having no further interest in you, and _she’s_ a slut? Look, if you’re the one who wants more out of a relationship than the physical, it’s up to you to establish that. Maybe she just didn’t respect you very much the next morning. slut. ---
**Author:** ![Alescus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Alescus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alescus)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/49 "2003-12-18T22:08:11Z")
Much as I hate to sound old fashioned, if she’s not even talking to you might it be worth writing a long letter outlining your view of the situation? With, you know, pen and paper? ---
**Author:** ![Tony\_Montana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@Tony\_Montana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Montana)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/50 "2003-12-18T22:39:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AHunter3 \* > \*\*Maybe she just didn’t respect you very much the next morning. > > slut. \*\* I think thats it. ---
**Author:** ![Tony\_Montana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@Tony\_Montana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Montana)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/51 "2003-12-18T22:53:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Shagnasty \* > \*\*You sure it didn’t happen the other way around? It usually works the other way. \*\* Thats what I was thinking. It feels like she just used me, I was watching her moving in my direction,and that made my head swell. Then she was gone, and thats what hurts ---
**Author:** ![Fang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/96bed5/32.png) [@Fang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fang)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/52 "2003-12-18T22:58:34Z")
You should tell her the following: > [@](#): > > Look at dat. A junkie. I got a fucking junkie for a wife. Don’t eat nothin’, sleeps all day, wit dem black shades on. Wakes up with a Quaalude, and who won’t fuck me, cause she’s in a coma. I can’t even have a kid with her man. Her womb is so polluted, I can’t even have a fuckin’ little baby with her! Or perhaps: > [@](#): > > You’re 50. You got a bag for a belly. You got tits, that need a bra, they got hair on ‘em. You got a liver, with spots all over it, and your eatin’ dis fuckin’ shit and lookin’ like these fuckin’ rich mummies. I think either of these would be perfect. ---
**Author:** ![Tony\_Montana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@Tony\_Montana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Montana)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/53 "2003-12-18T22:59:48Z")
She’s gone… ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/54 "2003-12-18T23:20:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Alescus \* > \*\*Much as I hate to sound old fashioned, if she’s not even talking to you might it be worth writing a long letter outlining your view of the situation? With, you know, pen and paper? \*\* If you do this, you also have to use one of those big quill fountain pens. And dress up ordinary words with extra e’s, to give it a real old-timey flavor (e.g. condomme and fucke). ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/55 "2003-12-19T00:15:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GrizzRich \* > **’Cuz once you go ‘Grizzly’, it makes you all fa-shizz-ly.** Shizzle my nizzle, fo’ shizzle! 😉 F\_X ---
**Author:** ![dave316](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dave316](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dave316)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/56 "2003-12-19T00:43:08Z")
she obviously doesn’t want to buy you a Christmas present, after Christmas she’ll be back than she will dump you again before Valentines day than you will be in the clear till your birthday ---
**Author:** ![Tony\_Montana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@Tony\_Montana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Montana)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/57 "2003-12-19T00:53:23Z")
FX: That sounds off tha heezy fo sheezy! ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/58 "2003-12-19T00:54:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lieu \* > \*\*_Your Windsong stays on my mind…_ \*\* YOU **RAWK** , lieu!!! And stop that “shizzle” crapola, RIGHT NOW!! ---
**Author:** ![sidle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee59a6/32.png) [@sidle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sidle)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/59 "2003-12-19T01:06:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by astro \* > \*\*It 's your breath…and your freaky man titties. \*\* **Astro** -I haven’t been onthese boards in like 6 months, and you still have the power to crack me up in the first post I read. 😛 😛 (Wait…it was **Astro** , wasn’t it? Well, some funny Doper with an A name, anyway. **Tony** You know, you could pretend that she called you today. And left a message. No, make that 2 messages. Plus proof of another attempt on caller id. I believe that doing so will activate the backpeddle ingredient in your testosterone, so by morning you won’t give a shit about her anymore… ---
**Author:** ![lezlers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@lezlers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lezlers)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/60 "2003-12-19T01:25:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tony Montana \* > \*\*…,the karma train ran my ass right the fuck over. \*\* This is fucking awesome. Can I PLEASE have it for a sig? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758.md?page=4)