# Why the fuck did you do that to me girl? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 18, 2003, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758 "2003-12-18T14:37:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![lezlers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@lezlers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lezlers)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/61 "2003-12-19T01:36:14Z")
Choo Choo! Here comes the KARMA TRAIN!! Okay, okay. I’ll stop. It really was funny though. In my own head, anyway. ---
**Author:** ![SlickRoenick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@SlickRoenick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlickRoenick)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/62 "2003-12-19T03:47:17Z")
Now that she’s gone **Tony** , can i say 'ello to your leetle friend? ---
**Author:** ![Tony\_Montana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@Tony\_Montana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Montana)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/63 "2003-12-19T07:05:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SlickRoenick \* > \*\*Now that she’s gone **Tony** , can i say 'ello to your leetle friend? \*\* As long as you dont hurt my feelings. So how YOU doin? ---
**Author:** ![Tony\_Montana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@Tony\_Montana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Montana)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/64 "2003-12-19T07:41:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lezlers \* > \*\*This is fucking awesome. Can I PLEASE have it for a sig? \*\* no problemo ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/65 "2003-12-19T11:55:59Z")
She was testing the strength of your friendship, man. It was up to you to stop at some critical point and say “No, we can’t do this 'cause it’ll wreck our friendship and our friendship means more to me than anything in the world.” You blew it; you betrayed the friendship and showed her you are just like all the rest of men in this world. She doesn’t understand why she can’t take her clothes off so she can be comfortable and why you can’t do the same and have a few friendly kisses and maybe even some touching without you assuming she wants sex. It’s all your fault, man. Maybe it’ll teach you a lesson. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/66 "2003-12-19T14:28:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tony Montana \* > \*\*She’s gone… \*\* What does _that_ mean, Spanky? Run away? Abducted? Ceased to exist? ---
**Author:** ![Tony\_Montana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@Tony\_Montana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Montana)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/67 "2003-12-19T18:34:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Michael Ellis \* > \*\*What does _that_ mean, Spanky? Run away? Abducted? Ceased to exist? \*\* She’s out of my life. Are you the Michael Ellis from the mustang newsgroup? ---
**Author:** ![CrazyMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee59a6/32.png) [@CrazyMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrazyMonkey)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/68 "2003-12-19T19:19:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Alescus \* > \*\*Much as I hate to sound old fashioned, if she’s not even talking to you might it be worth writing a long letter outlining your view of the situation? With, you know, pen and paper? \*\* That’s a great idea. I think you should start with: “Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought something like this would ever happen to a regular guy like me…” ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/69 "2003-12-19T20:06:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tony Montana \* > \*\*She’s out of my life. > > Are you the Michael Ellis from the mustang newsgroup? \*\* Nope. ---
**Author:** ![Tony\_Montana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@Tony\_Montana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Montana)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/70 "2003-12-19T20:31:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CrazyMonkey \* > \*\*That’s a great idea. I think you should start with: > > “Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought something like this would ever happen to a regular guy like me…” \*\* Or this: "Dear penthouse forum, my beautiful filapina (SP?) friend tried to kiss me on the lips when I dropped her off at her house but I turned my head at the last moment. Then my georgous caucasian friend put her hand on my leg when we were watching movies at my house. And my hottie friend called me because “Your just on my mind”. How does that sound muthafuka? ---
**Author:** ![Tony\_Montana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@Tony\_Montana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Montana)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/71 "2003-12-19T20:40:16Z")
Crazy Monkey: Welcome to the bbq pit its hot in here. ---
**Author:** ![Genghis\_Bob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/45deac/32.png) [@Genghis\_Bob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genghis_Bob)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/72 "2003-12-19T21:05:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TaxGuy \* > \*\*God but you’re a fucking idiot. . . You’re the one with the problem, asshat. \*\* Man, **TaxGuy** , that was a little over-the-top, wasn’t it? I’m willing to bet **Mac Guffin** knows all that stuff about people talking to themselves and all; it was just a rant, for pete’s sake. He was going with the moment. I thought **MacGuffin’s** post was hilarious . . . espcially the last line. Perfect comedic timing. ---
**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/73 "2003-12-19T21:52:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mac Guffin \* > \*\ ***You’re** a beautiful girl. > > NOT “ **your** a beautiful girl.” > > **YOU’RE** as in **you are**. > > Why, oh why, is that so goddamn fucking HARD for people? > > Oh and yes, she’s a slut. \*\* Man, you got to cut our man Tony some slack here. His gal Sadie just ran out on him, and ain’t him calling no more. Tony, one day you are (there, are you happy, Mac?) going to decide that sittin’ by that phone waiting for Sadie to call ain’t cutting it. You’re gonna decide to get on with your life and the minute you walk out the door to meet the world the phone is gonna ring. It’ll be Sadie. You’ll fumble for your keys, open the door, and race for the phone. Ten years later, when you and Sadie fighting over something, you’re gonna ask yourself ‘Why the fuck did I answer that damn phone?’. ---
**Author:** ![Tony\_Montana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@Tony\_Montana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Montana)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/74 "2003-12-19T23:36:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dag Otto \* > \*\*Man, you got to cut our man Tony some slack here. His gal Sadie just ran out on him, and ain’t him calling no more. > Tony, one day you are (there, are you happy, Mac?) going to decide that sittin’ by that phone waiting for Sadie to call ain’t cutting it. You’re gonna decide to get on with your life and the minute you walk out the door to meet the world the phone is gonna ring. It’ll be Sadie. You’ll fumble for your keys, open the door, and race for the phone. Ten years later, when you and Sadie fighting over something, you’re gonna ask yourself ‘Why the fuck did I answer that damn phone?’. \*\* Thanks I am incommunicado(sp) for now. ---
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2003, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758/75 "2003-12-20T03:14:23Z")
I know how it feels, man, I’m a lousy fuck too. A girl will be all interested, and things are going great until ya finally wear her down, and then it’s all ‘it happens to everyone’ or ‘it’s just been a long time for you’ or ‘I don’t think it’s unusual at all to ask my brother to join in’, and she stops calling. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuck-did-you-do-that-to-me-girl/219758.md?page=3)