# Why the fuss wirh Wally7?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuss-wirh-wally7/15438>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 2, 2000, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuss-wirh-wally7/15438 "2000-04-02T06:05:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![Julius\_O.Cruikshank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c68b51/32.png) [@Julius\_O.Cruikshank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Julius_O.Cruikshank)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2000, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuss-wirh-wally7/15438/1 "2000-04-02T06:05:00Z")

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Because he had a heart operation? I had one too, but I didn’t go on and on about it. And I counted 2 signatures that were a little bit funny. The rest were junk.

I lurk a lot but I must be missing something. He does not impress me at all. There are many posters here who are more worthy of our respect. That’s my opinion and I’m sure many will agree.

Sorry Wally7, for not being on the band wagon.

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**Author:** ![MrKnowItAll](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrknowitall/32/87_2.png) [@MrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrKnowItAll)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2000, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuss-wirh-wally7/15438/2 "2000-04-02T06:09:00Z")

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You’ve been lurking, and you finally come out of the closet just to cut into one of the most popular posters on the board? Why don’t you just put “Flame me! I’m a TROLL!” in your sig and be done with it?

Ya gotta wonder where some people’s heads are.

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_God is my co-pilot. Blame Him._

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**Author:** ![bedboy4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dc4da7/32.png) [@bedboy4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bedboy4)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2000, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuss-wirh-wally7/15438/3 "2000-04-02T06:12:00Z")

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good question, and one that will surely be jumped all over in a minute. You do know that your not allowed to say disparaging remarks to any of the regular assholes here right?

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**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2000, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuss-wirh-wally7/15438/4 "2000-04-02T06:14:00Z")

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oh wait! _i_ get it!! it’s an april fools joke! he’s trying to trick us into thinking he means Wally **M** 7!

what a cracker.  
bah.

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if wishes were fishes, we could walk on the ocean.

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**Author:** ![Catrandom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2000, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuss-wirh-wally7/15438/5 "2000-04-02T06:19:00Z")

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It’s a general good idea not to disparage anybody, actually. Then you don’t get stepped on.

See how nice that works?

Catrandom

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2000, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuss-wirh-wally7/15438/6 "2000-04-02T06:21:00Z")

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Julius, the proper place for such a topic would be the BBQ Pit.

We can’t wait. 😉

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Eagles may soar free and proud, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.

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**Author:** ![BigRoryG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f07891/32.png) [@BigRoryG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigRoryG)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2000, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuss-wirh-wally7/15438/7 "2000-04-02T06:26:00Z")

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Well, it’s not April fools day anymore, so if you would ask the moderators to calmly remove your gross error in topic choice, I’m sure I could talk the guys I hired to have you killed out of it.

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“My drinking team has a Rugby problem.”  
_This sig line has been brought to you by the creative mind of Wally_

If you need a graphic solution, [http:\ alk.to\Piglet](http://talk.to%5CPiglet)

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**Author:** ![bedboy4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dc4da7/32.png) [@bedboy4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bedboy4)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2000, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuss-wirh-wally7/15438/8 "2000-04-02T06:28:00Z")

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That is fair, now I can call off the looney bin so they don’t haul your asses off

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**Author:** ![MrKnowItAll](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrknowitall/32/87_2.png) [@MrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrKnowItAll)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2000, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuss-wirh-wally7/15438/9 "2000-04-02T06:36:00Z")

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Ya’know bedboy, I’m beginning to wish I had brought a straight razor to your [“wasted” thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/006673.html).

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_I am Mr. Know-it-all  
I am so eloquent  
Perfection is my middle name  
And whatever rhymes with eloquent._ - Primus

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**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2000, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuss-wirh-wally7/15438/10 "2000-04-02T06:38:00Z")

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You’re right. He doesn’t impress me at all. He’s an asshole as a matter of fact! OK, now you can go back to being a lurker. G’Bye!

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Just make yourself comfy while I shoot nuclear particles into your heart.  
(Courtesy of Wally)

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2000, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuss-wirh-wally7/15438/11 "2000-04-02T07:41:00Z")

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So, Wally doesn’t float your boat.

Um, so what? Just because a lot of people do respect and admire Wally doesn’t mean you have to. No one’s going to hold a gun to your head & say “you must like Wally!”

I personally can’t think of a bad thing to say about the guy. You obviously can. What that means, basically, is that you like apples, and I like oranges.

BFD.

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This is my new sig. Thank Wally. It was his idea.  
“I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday.”

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**Author:** ![OliverTwistofLime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b487fb/32.png) [@OliverTwistofLime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OliverTwistofLime)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2000, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuss-wirh-wally7/15438/12 "2000-04-02T10:45:00Z")

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Our Wally made _idiot_, _moron_ and _putz_ household words. How can you attack our Wally? Especially when not on the BarBQ pit?

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Don’t ever say _288_ in polite company. Its just two gross!

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**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2000, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-fuss-wirh-wally7/15438/13 "2000-04-02T19:17:00Z")

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Julie, I suspect that if a putz like you doesn’t like me, I must be doing something right.

Why don’t you delurk and share your wit and wisdom with us?
