# Why the hell can't I find a cool T-shirt?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-hell-cant-i-find-a-cool-t-shirt/84943>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 2, 2001, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-hell-cant-i-find-a-cool-t-shirt/84943 "2001-10-02T09:21:56Z")\
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**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2001, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-hell-cant-i-find-a-cool-t-shirt/84943/21 "2001-10-04T04:59:27Z")

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-sniffles- We need a Hot Topic here… I was looking at the site and unless it’s changed it would cost me more to ship things to myself then the items would cost themselves… very annoying…

I want to get a tee that says:

‘One by one the penguins steal my sanity’

and

‘Of course I’m good in bed. I can sleep for 24 hours.’

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**Author:** ![ninja\_rydr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8491ac/32.png) [@ninja\_rydr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ninja_rydr)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2001, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-hell-cant-i-find-a-cool-t-shirt/84943/22 "2001-10-04T06:13:25Z")

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Here is a site but there are only a few Tees.

[http://www.dangershirt.com](http://www.dangershirt.com)

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**Author:** ![Chas.E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e99b99/32.png) [@Chas.E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chas.E)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2001, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-hell-cant-i-find-a-cool-t-shirt/84943/23 "2001-10-04T07:35:16Z")

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My coolest TShirt is a black Versace TShirt I bought at their boutique in Chicago. It has their logo on it, and huge white lettering of the name about 8 inches tall. I wore it in Japan, and one day I saw someone approaching me wearing a fake version boldly declaring “Vivace.” We stopped and looked at each other with a stunned look on both our faces for a second, then moved on without saying a word. Ha!

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