Techie, you have cited the very reasons why I have not bought new sneakers/athletic shoes in five years.
I prefer Birkenstocks. A portion of the $90-150 going to feed some nice German family. They, the shoes, last forever too.
“Don’t do it, drop!”
I can’t help it, man. Like, he just handed it to me!
“You’ve already dissed her beloved stepmom AND her shoes. This is just asking for trouble. You know how she gets! And you don’t even mean it! You’re not even saying it out of spite! I mean, you LIKE her!”
Still gotta do it…
Reply 1. Gee, that’s OLD!
Reply 2. Yeah! Isn’t she well preserved?
“No! Not this one! I have to stop you!”
Reply 3. She still gets around pretty good for an old ma–GAAK! GURGLE!! OOOF!!!
:: evil dropzone falls to the floor, strangled by his nicer side ::