# Why the hell do I find Kevin Spacey hot???

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 13, 2002, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-hell-do-i-find-kevin-spacey-hot/123631 "2002-08-13T03:10:29Z")\
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**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2002, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-hell-do-i-find-kevin-spacey-hot/123631/1 "2002-08-13T03:10:29Z")

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I mean, he’s not my usual type…that being Viggo Mortenson and Owen Wilson _flutter_ 😉

If I didn’t know Kevin Spacey was an actor, I’d swear he was an accountant or something.

Why do I find this man to be a sexy man monkey???

Help!

😕

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**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2002, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-hell-do-i-find-kevin-spacey-hot/123631/2 "2002-08-13T07:24:41Z")

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Because he is sexy?

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**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2002, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-hell-do-i-find-kevin-spacey-hot/123631/3 "2002-08-13T07:53:37Z")

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I think it’s the eyes. They do something to me.

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**Author:** ![Kayeby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de0a6/32.png) [@Kayeby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kayeby)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2002, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-hell-do-i-find-kevin-spacey-hot/123631/4 "2002-08-13T09:47:13Z")

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His voice, definitely.

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**Author:** ![Potter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Potter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Potter)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2002, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-hell-do-i-find-kevin-spacey-hot/123631/5 "2002-08-13T10:38:56Z")

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He has that intense quietness about him. Still waters…  
His eyes make him look slightly dangerous, as if there’s a lot behind them waiting to be unleashed.  
He’s intelligent. If he was talking dirty, he’d be able to utilise more than one or two phrases. He’d know _exactly_ what to say.  
He walks and moves like he is repressing kinetic energy, a coiled spring. You’d want to be around to experience him releasing it.  
And of course, his voice. Imagine his mouth close enough to your ear for that voice to vibrate right down your spine…

Wow. I’m really putting waaay too much thought into this.

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**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2002, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-hell-do-i-find-kevin-spacey-hot/123631/6 "2002-08-13T12:54:03Z")

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Mmmmm yeah, that’s why…

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**Author:** ![Sunglasses](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5fc32e/32.png) [@Sunglasses](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunglasses)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2002, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-hell-do-i-find-kevin-spacey-hot/123631/7 "2002-08-13T14:50:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Potter \*  
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> Imagine his mouth close enough to your ear for that voice to vibrate right down your spine…**

Oh Yeah!

I saw him on Inside the Actor’s Studio (?) on Bravo. He would tell some story or another and start laughing in the middle of telling it. He was just so appealing . . . the way he would start grinning when he was trying to be serious and this musical laugh would burst forth. I can DEFINITELY imagine him whispering sweet nothings in my ear.

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**Author:** ![Morgainelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Morgainelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgainelf)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2002, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-hell-do-i-find-kevin-spacey-hot/123631/8 "2002-08-13T14:57:00Z")

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He is quietly intense, intelligent, funny, and pretty damn cute.

Mmmmm…Kevin Spacey…

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**Author:** ![crazy4chaucer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b5e925/32.png) [@crazy4chaucer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crazy4chaucer)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2002, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-hell-do-i-find-kevin-spacey-hot/123631/9 "2002-08-13T14:57:14Z")

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Yeah. What they said! 🙂

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**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2002, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-hell-do-i-find-kevin-spacey-hot/123631/10 "2002-08-13T15:02:49Z")

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Yeah, too bad he bats for the other team ☹

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**Author:** ![Morgainelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Morgainelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgainelf)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2002, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-hell-do-i-find-kevin-spacey-hot/123631/11 "2002-08-13T15:10:22Z")

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Not necessarily, **Lola**. He’s sexually ambiguous, which for me just adds to his mystery and charm.

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**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2002, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-hell-do-i-find-kevin-spacey-hot/123631/12 "2002-08-13T15:20:15Z")

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Well, if he’s not completely gay, he’s certainly bi. That I know for sure.

And while I agree it adds to his charm, I wouldn’t schtup him.

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2002, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-hell-do-i-find-kevin-spacey-hot/123631/13 "2002-08-13T15:26:24Z")

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You _like_…muscles?

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2002, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-hell-do-i-find-kevin-spacey-hot/123631/14 "2002-08-13T16:03:40Z")

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Because of his eerie resemblence to Peter Lorre?

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**Author:** ![beckwall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b487fb/32.png) [@beckwall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beckwall)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2002, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-hell-do-i-find-kevin-spacey-hot/123631/15 "2002-08-13T18:32:02Z")

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I agree, the voice. Definitely.  
Also, it’s like he’s the only one in on a big secret, and his face looks perpetually smug/amused/knowing.  
The perfect man - intelligent, humorous, two Oscars. I love him.

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**Author:** ![islandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8491ac/32.png) [@islandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/islandgirl)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2002, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-hell-do-i-find-kevin-spacey-hot/123631/16 "2002-08-13T20:21:59Z")

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I agree with beckwall

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**Author:** ![islandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8491ac/32.png) [@islandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/islandgirl)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2002, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-hell-do-i-find-kevin-spacey-hot/123631/17 "2002-08-13T20:26:12Z")

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Grr…I was trying to _preview_!

I was going to say: I agree with **beckwall**. Spacey looks like he has the inside scopp on something–very mischevious and appealing.

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**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2002, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-hell-do-i-find-kevin-spacey-hot/123631/18 "2002-08-13T21:26:01Z")

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I was going to post something about you gals being insane for finding Kevin Spacey hot but then I remembered I’d do Christopher Walken in a heartbeat and changed my mind.

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**Author:** ![RedDevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/3ec8ea/32.png) [@RedDevil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedDevil)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2002, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-hell-do-i-find-kevin-spacey-hot/123631/19 "2002-08-13T21:52:27Z")

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Gorgeous voice, nice smile, very talented = mucho attractive.

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**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2002, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-hell-do-i-find-kevin-spacey-hot/123631/20 "2002-08-13T22:07:58Z")

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Mmmm, Christopher Walken… talk about your great Inside the Actor’s Studio episodes! He can tap dance on my bar anytime!

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