Taste it? Isn’t it worn back near the cervix? Are there actually people who (a) dig having someone stick their tongue way back there, and/or (b) human beings whose tongues are that long?
I haven’t tried it, but next time I go on birth control, I’m planning to try it. I hope it works for me, as it seems so convenient.
I find Jesus in there sometimes.
Yet to meet a priest or monk in one though.
I love the concept of NuvaRing and i tried it for a few months. I liked having to just put something up my Hoohah (Yes, I call it a hoohah too, and I think it’s cute. So there.) and forget about it for three weeks. BUT…I guess I have a weird shaped vagina or something, because no matter how far I crammed it up there, it would slip out just enough for me to feel it, and I would have to go to the restroom and stick it up there again. It got really annoying. So I went back on the pill.
I don’t like having to take the pill (remembering to take a pill once a day can be difficult. Sounds like it shouldn’t be, but sometimes you get distracted and can be late or forget it.) I would probably hate the patch. But I hate condoms most of all, therefore, I am on the pill.
Hmmm. I don’t think I ever use “cock” either. Come to think of it, I think I call a penis a hoo-hah as well.
I was talking to an IT guy yesterday about using predefined routines vs. writing our own and when I suggested something he said “Now you’re getting into the ‘c’ word.” Of course he meant “customization”, but my mind always wanders to Dirtyland.
“Get rid of the Seaward.” “I can hear you!”
(a) don’t know, (b) don’t think so. Maybe Gene Simmons if he was really happy to see me.
I was thinking more about the hormone release mixed with the taste of plastic. Or if it gave off a liquid like the VCFs used to.
You haven’t by any chance found my watch have you?
It belonged to my Gramps and is of great sentimental value even tho’it stopped working years ago.
That sounds like an advertisement voiceover. And I’ve got the perfect jingle:
*Cram it, cram it, cram it,
Cram it up yer cramhole
Cram it, cram it, cram it,
Cram it up yer cramhole* [sup]*[/sup]
Apologies to Frank Zappa. On second thought he might’ve found this funny, so I retract them.
[sup]*[/sup] adulterated lyrics from “Broken Hearts Are For Assholes”
I’m just glad so many women are on it these days. When it first came out, it was a rarity and I had a life insurance interview in which I had to report all medications. I thought I would going to draw the guy a frickin’ DIAGRAM to make him understand how I could be on birth control without it being an oral pill.
I’m a regular user of terms like “cooter” and “cramhole” but they don’t work so well in that context.
I hope the OP is satisfied with the multiple explanations of why some of us don’t just slap a patch on our asses.
Guys, you’ll have to get your female S.O. a prescription for a NuvaRing. They cost around $34.00 each in Canada and last 3 weeks or so. Well worth it in my opinion. 
Oh! Sorry if that came off bitchy. I never even thought of that leaching aspect.
Aw great, now I’ve got a mix of this and that “Head-On!” commercial in my head:
“Cram-It! Apply directly into your cramhole!”
Excellent. Then my work here is done.
Lucky.
I, not knowing Frank Zappa, have the lyrics in question to the tune of The Dreidel Song going through my head. Try it, it works!
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
cram it, cram it, cram it
I made you out of clay,
Cram it up yer cramhole
I used the ring for three months, and it was great, except that it made me really, really depressed, and I started getting migraines during my off weeks. That’s happened to me on a total of four different combo hormone BC methods so far. My doc’s got me on the minipill now to see if it’s the estrogen that’s the problem, and so far so good, but I haven’t had a period in nearly six weeks, which is weird. I know I’m not pregnant, but it’s still sorta odd, after having them about every five or so for more than half of my life. Not that I’m complaining!
That’s one hell of a lucky spin…! 
[Mr.Costanza]“Million to one shot, Doc…Million to One!!!”[/Mr.Costanza]
My apologies. :o
Hey, Cranky!! I didn’t know you were still on the Board! Glad to see you.