# Why was Satan banned?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-was-satan-banned/73403>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [July 22, 2001, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-was-satan-banned/73403 "2001-07-22T04:49:08Z")\
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**Author:** ![Pedro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/919ad9/32.png) [@Pedro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pedro)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-was-satan-banned/73403/1 "2001-07-22T04:49:08Z")

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This is a bit crass but I’m curious as to how a member like **Satan** with 5000+ posts gets banned and I can’t find it using the search engine so could someone please give me a hand…

And I say this because invariably I dig his posts. Thanks.

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**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-was-satan-banned/73403/2 "2001-07-22T05:12:05Z")

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Thank you. Come again!

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-was-satan-banned/73403/3 "2001-07-22T05:40:04Z")

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Then I humbly submit that you must have been using incorrect search terms.

[Satan’s Banning](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=62742).

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**Author:** ![yabob](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yabob/32/2821_2.png) [@yabob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yabob)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-was-satan-banned/73403/4 "2001-07-22T16:53:42Z")

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Hmmm. One thing I was wondering while people were discussing the shortest stint somebody has had before getting banned - what’s the LONGEST existence, either in terms of post count or time, before eventually getting banned? Does **Satan** hold this record? I seem to recall remarks in passing that a moderator was actually banned once, which must have been an entertaining firefight for those of us in the cheap seats.

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**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-was-satan-banned/73403/5 "2001-07-22T18:48:00Z")

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[Melin has been banned](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=8465)

Yeah, emotions ran high over that incident. At the time, Melin was no longer a moderator (as [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=3003) explains). Not the best moments in the history of the SDMB.

It seems that between then and now, the board has lost many of those who were most vocal in their opposition to many administrative actions, and we have become, on the whole, more accepting of the administration exercising its prerogative. Note that one of the things mentioned in the Melin thread was that previously the administration couldn’t ban someone without cause.

In any event, I do believe that Satan does indeed hold the record for the most posts prior to being banned, not that anyone keeps track of such things, or should.

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**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-was-satan-banned/73403/6 "2001-07-22T23:03:31Z")

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_The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ,  
Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit  
Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line,  
Nor all your Tears wash out a Word of it_

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-- Omar Khayyam

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your humble TubaDiva  
Administrator
